Not sure we needed Blackman

[ThatJa]

We have Big Bash on standby.

 

[JohnDenver]

You just watch, he'll be signing for Everton next.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

 

[blade too long]

my 95 year old mum got divertacolosis and she says shes got Diversity

makes me smile

 

[vorpal blade]

she's lucky she's not had an hysterical rectomy

 

[Th!stledo]

she's lucky she's not had an hysterical rectomy

A wise crack?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

my 95 year old mum got divertacolosis and she says shes got Diversity

makes me smile

Love it when the oldies get their words mixed up like that. My mother was the equivalent of Mrs Malaprop out of Charles Dickens. If there was a wrong way to say it, she'd find it.

BTW - If you want to correct your mother tell her it's diverticulosis, the forming of pouches in the colon, which is usually asymptomatic, but may lead to diverticulitis, inflammation and infection in those pouches, which is not.

Actually, no, I'd leave it as it is.

 

[blade.i.am]

Not Dickens. Mrs Malaprop is in Sheridan's play The Rivals

 

[king creole]

my dad always used to say he had a bet on a horse called dipperty zoo zah never got it right of course the horse was called zipperdy doo dah
don't think it ever won but he was always the optimist and thought it was due a win

 

[8lade]

Not Dickens. Mrs Malaprop is in Sheridan's play The Rivals

I always thought she was a Dickensian character too, I wonder how that happened?

 

[Jonboy60]

A mate of mine used to suffer from glen campbell acidity, he used to tell me he took galvaston quite regularly. True story.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ahhh from Blackman to old people and arse cracks in next to no time.

Its just like the good old Blades Mad days.

 

[Bladesway]

Well when a thread is this good.

 

[LenTednTony]

My Nan used to dance and sing " oo waddy oo waddy oo waddy oo" instead of "doo wah Diddy Diddy dum Diddy doo"!

Come to think of it, they're both as bad!