Nos for Player of the Season

[Kenilworth]

Has the poll for player of the season already taken place?
If not I would like to propose we have the poll and all vote for Nos.
Not because he has been any good but just for the irony of the award.
His inept displays in a Blades shirt this season have to be some of the worst defending I have ever witnessed in 40 years of watching The Blades. He has gifted goal after goal away for fun.
I just think that he deserves this acolade becuase it reflects exactly the sort of season it has been.
It's been a complete Nosworthy.

 

[SwissBlade]

Has the poll for player of the season already taken place?
If not I would like to propose we have the poll and all vote for Nos.
Not because he has been any good but just for the irony of the award.
His inept displays in a Blades shirt this season have to be some of the worst defending I have ever witnessed in 40 years of watching The Blades. He has gifted goal after goal away for fun.
I just think that he deserves this acolade becuase it reflects exactly the sort of season it has been.
It's been a complete Nosworthy.

You're so funny and original. Just think... pick a player that's shit and (now) we've sent back, you decide to choose him as your ironic player of the season. Excellent... What next? Injured Ryan France? Amazing.

You deserve it more kenilworth - You're our bestist worst player

 

[Paddys Cough]

It's been a complete Nosworthy.

Surely this has to be added to the Oxford Dictionary - "the striker, played terrible, he had a real Nosworthy!"

 

[ListerBlade]

Surely this has to be added to the Oxford Dictionary - "the striker, played terrible, he had a real Nosworthy!"

I agree!! I already refer to a guy on one of my football team's as Nyron as he has no idea what he's doing on a pitch, and you just have to laugh.

 

[Kenilworth]

You're so funny and original. Just think... pick a player that's shit and (now) we've sent back, you decide to choose him as your ironic player of the season. Excellent... What next? Injured Ryan France? Amazing.

You deserve it more kenilworth - You're our bestist worst player

Thanks Swiss
Glad you liked it

UTB

 

[super_pig]

i heard that nos and bent have been 'returned' early having been found in a casino on tuesday night after the cardiff game. only a rumour

 

[Bladesman]

"That was a pure nosworthy that and they now find themselves 5-0 down!"

Yeah his name does fit rather well as catchphrase.

Although it seems witty but like I have said before if you vote him player of the season the club may actually try and get him perminantly next season! Don't forget the irony might be lost with the decision makers at the Lane. I mean he was shit last season but they and blackwell still went and signed him on loan again!

 

[Kenilworth]

i heard that nos and bent have been 'returned' early having been found in a casino on tuesday night after the cardiff game. only a rumour

No - Nos was shit - end of.

 

[Bladesman]

i heard that nos and bent have been 'returned' early having been found in a casino on tuesday night after the cardiff game. only a rumour

I think they had gambled our season away well before Tuesdays game.

If they did go to the casino I hope they bloody lost their weeks wage and more.

 

[Kev Gee]

Has the poll for player of the season already taken place?
If not I would like to propose we have the poll and all vote for Nos.
Not because he has been any good but just for the irony of the award.
His inept displays in a Blades shirt this season have to be some of the worst defending I have ever witnessed in 40 years of watching The Blades. He has gifted goal after goal away for fun.
I just think that he deserves this acolade becuase it reflects exactly the sort of season it has been.
It's been a complete Nosworthy.

I dont agree.
Nos has had some bad games. shocking games and some good games!!
Now Collins. theres a car crash of a player right there.

 

[Bladesman]

I dont agree.
Nos has had some bad games. shocking games and some good games!!
Now Collins. theres a car crash of a player right there.

You could pick a lot of car crash players from our team.

 

[Kempy]

I dont agree.
Nos has had some bad games. shocking games and some good games!!
Now Collins. theres a car crash of a player right there.

I agree Collins is a terrible player and nowhere near good enough.

However he is not as bad as Noswank, the guy looks awkward when he runs, shins half the "passes" if you call them that. Just generally seems to walk around like a brain damaged pigeon. Actually if you imagine a dildo with legs then you pretty much have Nosworthy complete bell end. The fact that he has played in the top tier is unthinkable, unlike Collins who has nowhere near the sort of name Nosworthy *had.

 

[bricktop]

i heard that nos and bent have been 'returned' early having been found in a casino on tuesday night after the cardiff game. only a rumour

Not to mention the fact that Benty travelled back to London after the Middlesborough on train, laughing and joking and drinking champagne with a ladyfriend

 

[sothall blade]

I think they had gambled our season away well before Tuesdays game.

If they did go to the casino I hope they bloody lost their weeks wage and more.

the biggest crime bladesman, is that the useless twats are actually taking a wage