No wonder we're shit!

[Tynemouth Blade]

No wonder we're shit, we're trialling square boots!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-Square-boots-set-out-to-change-the-game.html

 

[Grecian2000]

Well if Harry rates it I'm sure it'll be just fine. Not one to promote something just because there might be a few bob in it for him.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Square boots is a massive exaggeration.

I'd love to know how you squeeze your feet into two dimensions.

 

[vorpal blade]

old boots used to have hard toe-caps didn't they? these look like they may protect the wearer's toes but heaven help the shins of the opponent on impact.

They'll have to make shin pads out of split lengths of cane with leather on the front and some felt padding on the back or something equally unheard of.

 

[Paulus]

I'm always a fan of design following function and not fashion so they strike me as worthy of a go. The boots from the big boys are getting increasingly ridiculous. Who's the Blade in the video?

 

[blade too long]

Paul Stancliffe used to play in sawn off wellies , if youve got talent you can play in flip flops

 

[Bladesway]

This is just showing that toe ending never went away. Imagine the power you could generate!

Oh and if Rangers are Scottish Giants, how come we aren't League One Giants? Also, where are Joss' Giants?

 

[Kenilworth]

Ronaldo (the older one) scored in a World Cup tourno with a toe poke. If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for our lot.
Don't care what part of the body (cept hands) it comes off as long as it's a goal.

 

[wizadry]

Don't care what part of the body (cept hands) it comes off as long as it's a goal.

Maradona and Henry didn't give a fuck Ken so why should we

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Premier League outfit Bournemouth and League One side Sheffield United

The world has turned upside down.

 

[BerksBlade]

One of the lads I play 5-a-side with will love these. Toe punt is one of his preferred scoring methods.

 

[wizadry]

The world has turned upside down.

Bournemouth being the outfit and us just being a side

 

[Kenilworth]

Maradona and Henry didn't give a fuck Ken so why should we

I'm not a cheating bastard Wizzers.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Just checked and it's not April 1st.

 

[wizadry]

I'm not a cheating bastard Wizzers.

Who you trying to kid

 

[Cyprus Blade]

got mine out of the wardrobe ready as soon as I saw - not seen the light of day since the seventies

 

[blade too long]

got mine out of the wardrobe ready as soon as I saw - not seen the light of day since the seventies

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did you buy them off gary glitter
or samuel pepes

 

[HillmortonBlade]

Oh and if Rangers are Scottish Giants, how come we aren't League One Giants?

Probably because Rangers are a big fish in a small pond and Blades are a big fish in a big pond.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

We're a big fish in a cesspool.

 

[wizadry]

We're a big fish in a cesspool.

You'd have thought Sammon would've been scoring for fun in that then.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

April Fool

 

[The_Green_Man]

Never mind square toe football boots. I think we need to start with something of use......