Incoming? Nick Woltemade

[tyke1889]

Almost put this in "Hilarious" but...

 

[ComedyClub]

Almost put this in "Hilarious" but...

Can he do a job in defence?

 

[NerdyBlade]

Almost put this in "Hilarious" but...

Ooh, us or Napoli - hard choice...

 

[Blade56]

Almost put this in "Hilarious" but...

Can’t help conjuring this image and name up when I see him and hear the name Woltemade…..

 

[brownblade]

Is this an AI fail or a low-IQ nine year old whose parent allowed them on a toxic social media platform? Either way, embarrassing.

 

[Bell4]

Can’t help conjuring this image and name up when I see him and hear the name Woltemade…..

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That’s you with your mask off

 

[Blade58]

Obviously the X post quoted the wrong Sheffield club

 

[Kenilworth]

Double the record fee?

 

[Brownieblade]

Has anyone told Wilder that Germans can be called Nick ???

TBF he does look like your average Englishman from the early mid 80’s with that hair and tash

 

[ancientblade]

hes rubbish anyway will end up back in germany

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

We’d have more chance of signing Nick Cotton, Nick Faldo, Nick Nack, Nick Tilsley or Nick The Greek.

 

[mattbianco1]

Imagine if we got him

 

[jt64]

Double the record fee?

I know, it is laughable. There isn't a way in the world that Newcastle would let an established international 25yo forward with four years on his contract who they bought for over £60m go for just twice our record fee paid

 

[ben1987]

I know, it is laughable. There isn't a way in the world that Newcastle would let an established international 25yo forward with four years on his contract who they bought for over £60m go for just twice our record fee paid

More to the point there’s no club on earth doing us a loan with obligation on promotion unless they’re absolutely certain they do not want that clause activated

 

[tyke1889]

Is this an AI fail or a low-IQ nine year old whose parent allowed them on a toxic social media platform? Either way, embarrassing.

God knows, he's got some crap about COH to Southampton on there too. Couldn't be arsed to post it.

 

[SUFC Guy]

I know, it is laughable. There isn't a way in the world that Newcastle would let an established international 25yo forward with four years on his contract who they bought for over £60m go for just twice our record fee paid

Exactly! This thread needs moving.

 

[DifferentClass]

Ooh, us or Napoli - hard choice...

Hard nipples you say?

Now I've read this tweet...

 

[Blade56]

Imagine if we got him

Wunt score.

Headlines would be great though.

Magpies swoop for Cannon and offer Waltemade as make weight

 

[jimmymuir]

This signing would make a lot of sense. He's into his fashion apparently, replacement for Tom Davies?

 

[Reedy1889]

Pipped to the post by Juventus. No ambition this lad