NEYMAR

[Chris the Blade]

Driving down Eccy Rd earlier and I'm sure I saw Neymar in Blundells looking at houses. Stay tuned

 

[Ricky]

Never post again.

 

[Blackestnite]

Tit.

 

[KoppedOff]

Signing for the pigs. Got his heart set on one of them flats across the road from Southey Club. He likes that its equidistant between ASDA and Lidl.

 

[wizadry]

I don’t even know why I clicked on the thread, what a bellend wiz.

 

[shorehamview]

It’s a sign there’s fuck all on the telly. Even the crayon eaters are getting interweb access.

 

[BigBed]

After his wedding photos that we all mocked, he must now be bored of his (ahem) stunning bride..

 

[Yank]

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Must have taken some Deludamol tablets he found lying in the street.

 

[AdamSufc1997]

Is he buying them out

 

[8lade]

You guys are gonna look like right prats when this turns out to be the Monday announcement.

 

[Davalon]

Think you were mistaken and it was Derek French on his way to the Porter Brook.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

Neymar on his way to Remar?

Looking for a 1970's painting of The Crying Child.

#Zinkeisen

 

[YES Blade]

 

[Sean Thornton]

Never post again.

Post of the year winner.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Tit.

I love logging in to see tits.

 

[LJBlade]

Well that’s 5 seconds I’ll never get back

 

[knowsnowt]

Shit Shit shit. And fucking.

 

[Chief_Froley]

 

[bongleblade]

It’s a sign there’s fuck all on the telly. Even the crayon eaters are getting interweb access.

 

[BigBed]

NEYLAD.

 

[gavtheblade]

What a blob of discharge.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I don’t even know why I clicked on the thread, what a bellend wiz.

You're not the 1st to think it.

 

[blade too long]

It could not have been the world renowned Neymar as he lives next door to me here in Spain and I was round at his house gardening that day filing down all the sharp edges on his cacti for his kids safety. He gave me a bottle of fizzy water for helping him. He's a tight arse.

 

[Bladesman]

He could do a job? not happy with football, we could get him to look after the desso.