New chant - Xmas Turkey?

[Swannyblade]

To the tune of the traditional Xmas Carol, Last Christmas by Wham! (Which I’m sure is loved and cherished by Blades everywhere):

Last season, we had Billy Sharp
When we lost Coutts-ey, we faded away
This year, we’re something to fear
Because we’ve got Ollie Norwood (Norwood)

Feedback please (although it’s clearly an instant classic )

 

[Snowman]

Think you need a "But" to start the second line to preserve the meter. and an Ohhhhh after the second line or start of third. "nothing" in third instead of something, unless you add a you. Oh I see what you mean. Dual purpose. may work either way!

 

[Tony]

Don't give up the day job.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

After Efan Ebanks- Landell i would have thought we had enough of these . Wilder knew not to pay daft money for him ,not many fans did , me one of them .

 

[Pierre's PC]

Feedback please

Are you sure?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Let's not have this fluffy bunny stuff,



'Sheffield United I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This time , because I'm a gullible fool
I'll just do exactly the same and you'll fuck me over again'

 

[Sean Thornton]

After Efan Ebanks- Landell i would have thought we had enough of these . Wilder knew not to pay daft money for him ,not many fans did , me one of them .

Interesting view. Like an NME review in the 80's......

 

[diode_blade]

you forgot the sharp bite....."der du...du....du...du...du...du...."
only saying like.....

 

[Pierre's PC]

After Efan Ebanks- Landell i would have thought we had enough of these . Wilder knew not to pay daft money for him ,not many fans did , me one of them .

To the tune of nessun dorma?

 

[flashinblade1889]

I’m out .....

 

[diode_blade]

To the tune of nessun dorma?

No this...
evil laugh.....

 

[Maidenhead]

@FLDC on Boxing day,

"Stuffed like a turkey,

You're getting stuffed like a turkey.

Stuffed like a turkey" etc

 

[Pierre's PC]

No this...
evil laugh.....

 

[OO 21]

I like the OP, but seems like a bit of a back hander to Coutts imo. As much as we love Ollie, Coutts will always be King.

Those who disagree, I don't care, save your energy.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I like the OP, but seems like a bit of a back hander to Coutts imo. As much as we love Ollie, Coutts will always be King.

Those who disagree, I don't care, save your energy.

Like an Aldi ad.

I like the OP
But I don't like the OP.

I like Gin..........

 

[SwissBlade]

To the tune of the traditional Xmas Carol, Last Christmas by Wham! (Which I’m sure is loved and cherished by Blades everywhere):

Last season, we had Billy Sharp
When we lost Coutts-ey, we faded away
This year, we’re something to fear
Because we’ve got Ollie Norwood (Norwood)

Feedback please (although it’s clearly an instant classic )

1/10 proper wank

 

[blade.i.am]

To the tune of Your not fit to wear the shirt

Derby County
Derby County
You're less popular than sprouts
You're less popular than sprouts

 

[Sean Thornton]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse....

 

[Sean Thornton]

@FLDC on Boxing day,

"Stuffed like a turkey,

You're getting stuffed like a turkey.

Stuffed like a turkey" etc

 

[benn5712]

Suddenly, shockingly, inexplicably, I've had flashbacks to Bobby Knutt's half and half shirt at the lane derby vs THEM (1979 I think. Silent to agree, correct, pour scorn on. Other derbies are available)

Agana Aunt feature can't get here a moment too soon.

 

[Snowman]

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My typa cat dat. Fucking vicious and means it. Wanna sell?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

To the tune of the traditional Xmas Carol, Last Christmas by Wham! (Which I’m sure is loved and cherished by Blades everywhere):

Last season, we had Billy Sharp
When we lost Coutts-ey, we faded away
This year, we’re something to fear
Because we’ve got Ollie Norwood (Norwood)

Feedback please (although it’s clearly an instant classic )

Think you ought to be a MP.

 

[ElephantBlade]

To the tune of the traditional Xmas Carol, Last Christmas by Wham! (Which I’m sure is loved and cherished by Blades everywhere):

Last season, we had Billy Sharp
When we lost Coutts-ey, we faded away
This year, we’re something to fear
Because we’ve got Ollie Norwood (Norwood)

Feedback please (although it’s clearly an instant classic )

Noooo

 

[Bayingblade]

As good as the original..........

 

[Trafford]

It’s a no from me....

 

[Northyorksblade]

My typa cat dat. Fucking vicious and means it. Wanna sell?

It's Crabby's missus cat by the look of it.

 

[Davalon]

Don't give up the day job.

What if he's employed as a song writer?

 

[Tezza1889]

Come on guys don’t be so hard..

Here’s my festive effort just to show how-easy it all is..

Sang to shaking Stevens merry Christmas everyone, no expense spared..!!

Pigs are falling - down the table.
Blades are playing - and they’ve won.
Just last season Duffy stopped them bouncing..
Wednesdays heading for league 1..



Good innit, just need a few lads in block G to start it going.. terrace classic I’ll tell thee..

 

[The Crab]

 

[The Crab]

It's Crabby's missus cat by the look of it.

Ms Crab's cat is far more devious. You get sucked in by the cuteness, by the "oh this is fine, she isn't going to attack the tree at all, she's just going to look at it".

Then last night happened........................