Incoming? Neto

[AdamSufc1997]

Barcelona have 'received interest' of Sheffield United in player - Catalans open to deal, €22m asking price - Sport Witness

Sheffield United have expressed an interest in Barcelona goalkeeper Neto, with the Catalan giants wanting €22m for the Brazilian. That’s according to Sport, who say the goalkeeper is on Barça’s sales list this summer as they trust the club’s youngsters Iñaki Peña and Arnau Tenas to back up...

sportwitness.co.uk

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Ramsdale loan

 

[247Blade]

Aldi would be a better buy!

 

[Westran]

Fax machines playing up again, they've only just got the memo

 

[Antonb]

Yes finally a rumour I can see happening

 

[Blade56]

Going for 6 keepers
Agent pick wrong club to start his bidding war, tosser

 

[FriethBlade]

Laughable isn't it...we spend 18m on our keeper for the next decade and there's crap like this flying round

 

[Brian Deane]

Its a Lidl bit late in my opinion

 

[Rodley]

“When the Netto calls you, from the Manor Top, time to get your bags and shop (get your bags and shop)”

 

[Reedy1889]

Reflexes are very good. Capable of making a Kwik save.

 

[1889]

What’s black and yellow and full of shit? ....................

 

[BigBed]

What’s black and yellow and full of shit? ....................

Barry Bannan in a Bee costume??

 

[Shirty Blade]

Berwick Rangers?

 

[Lucky1979]

What’s black and yellow and full of shit? ....................

This usually

 

[1889]

Barry Bannan in a Bee costume??

Well yeah, obviously that applies, but as you know, this thread having started about a foreign goalkeeper, has since evolved into supermarket related puns, so although Barry Bannon does fit, I was thinking of something more along the lines of retail outlets.............but to be honest you’ve probably spoilt it now, twat

 

[Shirty Blade]

Saw a bird on the roof of Netto once going Cheap Cheap!

 

[Blade for Sale]

This usually
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Tin hat time, that was one of the nicest kits either Sheffield club ever came up with. Pretty innovative as well at the time, very few black kits. Of course not many clubs use grey camouflage either making this year's kit innovative too. I say innovative. I mean fucking awful.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

What’s black and yellow and full of shit? ....................

EDIT: Ah the other guys got their before me.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Barry Bannan in a Bee costume??

Bazzaboi10

 

[Booker4]

Never heard of the player but I remember the supermarket and my mum used to shop at Netto's in the early 90's! It seems now like the forerunner to Aldi and Lidl but there was much more snobbery to shopping at Netto than there is now to Aldi and Lidl's, I was just a kid then but I remember been embarrassed that we shopped there, which now seemed ridiculous also! Not sure why I'm sharing this at 12.23 on a Sunday morning but I felt the need to!

 

[OrderOfStGeorge]

Linked with a 19 million bid i can't for the life of me understand this.

 

[mattbianco1]

“When the Netto calls you, from the Manor Top, time to get your bags and shop (get your bags and shop)”

Brilliant. Reliving my youth there.

Few others I remember singing as a pre-pubescent 12year old:

"Rhythm is a dancer, smoking gives you cancer, needles give you HIV.
Shagging gives you babies, doggies give you rabies, that's why i'm on ecstasy!"

"Hitler has only got 1 ball..."

and of course

"It runs down your leg, like a boiled egg... diarrhea, diarrhea"

 

[Chabuddy G]

Linked with a 19 million bid i can't for the life of me understand this.

Because it’s not happening

 

[OrderOfStGeorge]

Because it’s not happening

Well where has this come from?

 

[Chabuddy G]

Well where has this come from?

Out of someones head/agents

It's not hard to grasp is it?

 

[McGrath]

Isn't Neto a drug lord on Narcos:Mexico