Nesh United 11.

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

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In the press today.
Doing the dirty on his wife with his daughter's friend.
Needs his cock cutting off with a Swann Morton No.11

 

[Grappler]

He and his girlfriend are no longer together. Split up long before he left for Burton

Wonder if that is why his form dipped? I always saw them out together, he lives/lived just up the road from me

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

James Harper, for all the bulging his ring piece did it never got translated into passion on the pitch.

 

[alcoblade]

Ryan France.

shudder, I'd erased that flop from my mind. We actually paid a fee for him!

 

[Tyler Durden]

shudder, I'd erased that flop from my mind. We actually paid a fee for him!

Worse than that, I think we beat the Pigs to his signature.

 

[Bert]

One of our ex-managers told Bert that Jan Age F. was incredibly nesh.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

For some reason I'm getting the name Peter Hetherston!

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

Carl Asaba, used to puff is chest out, run full pelt like he was going to fly in then shit his pants and nesh out at the last second.

 

[pommpey]

Flynny? Wayne Quinn? Booby Ford? Ashley Wart?

pommpey

 

[COME BACK CHED]

John Cofie was a girl .

 

[Russ]

Peter ndluv. He always wore gloves!

 

[RichardKeys]

Was she shagging Richard Keys?

Can confirm, yes

 

[WhiteHawk]

Dean 'The Unseen' Hammond

 

[8lade]

James Harper, for all the bulging his ring piece did it never got translated into passion on the pitch.

God knows wtf this means but it's funny enough for a 'like'!

 

[Deadbat]

Good thread. Quite a few names I can think of....

Goalkeepers - Tomlinson, Benstead good calls, but Simonsen was pathetic. A big bloke who hated contact and seemed to get smaller when he went into challenges.

Defence - Most defenders should like tackling but we have had a few who seemed to avoid contact. Andy Taylor stands out of recent times as does Westlake. I also thought Collins was nesh for a big lad.
Also a great player but Vas Borbokis hated tackling and would move out of 50/50's. The French lad Calve seemed to think he did not have to touch another player.

Midfield - Jonathan Hunt, Cotterill, Frain and Carney as others have alluded to were pathetically weak/nesh. Ryan Flynn was one who seemed to like to try and tactically avoid a tackle. Willie Falconer hated contact too and James Harper was another in recent years who did his best to try and not get dirty. Jamie Hoyland was another sadly that preferred not to get stuck in I felt. As much as I loved him, Colin Morris was a bit nesh too - he even admitted it to me once! Tonge was also another weakling for a central midfielder.

Strikers - Philliskirk definitely, Bogdanovic was a lightweight as was another couple of foreign strikers Ten Heuvel and Katchouro. Carl Asbaba also for a big ish bloke hated contact. Andy Gray another. Andy Scott was a bit of a wimp too.

Sure I have forgot some. We have had some real powder puff players over the years.

 

[PokerBlade]

Got to throw Long in the mix. Still think he could be a decent keeper if he weren't scared of his own shadow.

I don't know if Jordan Stewart ever made a challenge, but that might've been because his legs were tied in knots.

Andy Campbell was pretty bad too. And his face should've put the fear of God into the opposition.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dominic Poleon.

 

[Bladepicker]

Lee Hendrie the poison dwarf.

Smarmy orange twat. Gave it the biggun then neshed out of everything going. Definitely in my most hated United XI

 

[Bladepicker]

Mark Beard and Mark Blount into the defenders mix.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

God knows wtf this means but it's funny enough for a 'like'!

Haha, when we signed him he got interviewed and was really passionate, in his words his "ring piece was bulging he was so excited".

 

[Slim Man]

Matt Kilgallon for the most part.

Second biggest prick ever to grace the club.

Your hate for Kilgallon is quite odd. Part of the best defensive unit I've seen at the lane.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

O'Halloran

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Mark Yeates

 

[Tyler Durden]

Your hate for Kilgallon is quite odd. Part of the best defensive unit I've seen at the lane.

Indeed he was, initially at least.

Then he saw a chance at the big time and produced the most disinterested piss-taking displays I've ever seen. Even worse than any of last seasons tosspots. And he knew exactly what he was doing. I'm glad he's been a virtual unknown since he left.

 

[SHOREHAMST.com]

Jamie Murphy once blocked me on Twitter for telling him to get on the weights.

 

[Silent Blade]

Your hate for Kilgallon is quite odd. Part of the best defensive unit I've seen at the lane.

 

[Razor Blade]

Alex Sabella, a bit of a light weight though.

 

[Grappler]

Mark Yeates

I remember bumping into Yeates in a petrol station, he was nice enough and my wife said hello to him. Then I noticed that apart from only being 5ft 2" tall, he was wearing those low slung jeans, where the waistband is almost around your knees, showing off your boxer shorts, and they were covered in silvery, sparkly bits.

I felt like saying to him, "nay lad, nay, tha dunt wear that soort o clobber if that a Blade, get thisen oooem and get some proper clooors on, or thall feel back o mi and! "

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I remember bumping into Yeates in a petrol station, he was nice enough and my wife said hello to him. Then I noticed that apart from only being 5ft 2" tall, he was wearing those low slung jeans, where the waistband is almost around your knees, showing off your boxer shorts, and they were covered in silvery, sparkly bits.

I felt like saying to him, "nay lad, nay, tha dunt wear that soort o clobber if that a Blade, get thisen oooem and get some proper clooors on, or thall feel back o mi and! "

Get thi sen some Lee jeans, a pair of Adidas Sambas and a BELT.

 

[davidblade]

We often have threads about hard men and discussions about the 'hardest' (usually Billy Tightshirt) but what about the other side of the coin players who 'nesh' or 'bottle' it, players who never got their knees dirty?

I'll start with a few

1) Tomlinson
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6)
7) David Carney
8)
9) Tony Philliskirk
10)
11)David Frain

Never mind 11 .I can probably think of a full squad of 22 with out much work.