Incoming? Nabib Newaj Jibon

[TJB.]

Yes, that footballing powerhouse you've all heard of has already made his move according to Wikipedia.



Nice little ditty on his personal life on there...

And he's even got a YouTube video to boot...although I've no idea which one he is



I for one can't wait for the official announcement. The Bangladeshi's are thought to be seldom-recognised footballing geniuses. In Bangladesh, I mean.

 

[Grappler]

and we only paid 4.5 million for him, according to that! Bargain!

 

[YES Blade]

and we only paid 4.5 million for him, according to that! Bargain!

I assume that is 4.5m Bangladesh Taka? So about £45k? Bull shit rumour, no way have we got £45k in the transfer kitty!

 

[Treeton Blade]

Yes, that footballing powerhouse you've all heard of has already made his move according to Wikipedia.



Nice little ditty on his personal life on there...

And he's even got a YouTube video to boot...although I've no idea which one he is



I for one can't wait for the official announcement. The Bangladeshi's are thought to be seldom-recognised footballing geniuses. In Bangladesh, I mean.

How did you found out about that!!

Is it a random search through the Wiki page of every player playing anywhere in the world?, or are you changing the page yourself?.....

 

[axel smeets]

People have sad lives, don't they?

 

[Esablade]

Liking the goat angle...we'll have Chris Packham on our...erm..backs, after this

 

[YES Blade]

Love this part of his wiki page:

Media Outrage
As of 04 July 2016
In October 2014, The striker sparked National Outrage when he appeared to suggest that the head of the Bangladesh Football Federation, Kazi Salahuddin, had paid several thousand US Dollars to keep rumours of a sexual affair with a goat out of the press. This lead to a ongoing libel trial.

In May 2016, the case was dismissed in uncertain circumstances

 

[Grappler]

How did you found out about that!!

Is it a random search through the Wiki page of every player playing anywhere in the world?, or are you changing the page yourself?.....

It is on Twitter, just people messing about

 

[Slim Man]

Love this part of his wiki page:

Media Outrage
As of 04 July 2016
In October 2014, The striker sparked National Outrage when he appeared to suggest that the head of the Bangladesh Football Federation, Kazi Salahuddin, had paid several thousand US Dollars to keep rumours of a sexual affair with a goat out of the press. This lead to a ongoing libel trial.

In May 2016, the case was dismissed in uncertain circumstances

Sign him up

 

[Trigger Blade]

Love this part of his wiki page:

Media Outrage
As of 04 July 2016
In October 2014, The striker sparked National Outrage when he appeared to suggest that the head of the Bangladesh Football Federation, Kazi Salahuddin, had paid several thousand US Dollars to keep rumours of a sexual affair with a goat out of the press. This lead to a ongoing libel trial.

In May 2016, the case was dismissed in uncertain circumstances

Sex with a goat would be one thing, but an affair? That sounds as though there were mutual feelings, it was consenting, mutual and ongoing

 

[TJB.]

How did you found out about that!!

Is it a random search through the Wiki page of every player playing anywhere in the world?, or are you changing the page yourself?.....

Through the wonderful world of Twitter. Said player has an account and I have tweeted him asking if he's signing. And for more information on the goat.

Clearly a wind up, but it's better than waiting around for signings!

 

[Treeton Blade]

Through the wonderful world of Twitter. Said player has an account and I have tweeted him asking if he's signing. And for more information on the goat.

Clearly a wind up, but it's better than waiting around for signings!

A wind up, fucking ell, I was looking forward to seeing him at Stocksbridge

 

[raul]

7 letters Rachel - JAWBONE.

 

[The Crab]

I assume that is 4.5m Bangladesh Taka? So about £45k? Bull shit rumour, no way have we got £45k in the transfer kitty!

Just having my contact work out how much that is....

 

[Jonboy60]

Is it safe for goats to eat desso grass. Just asking.

 

[Chali 2na]

Why did he have pay "thousands of USD" to fuck a goat?
Of all the goats I've ever boned, none has charged.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Sign them both up...

And feeeeeeed the goat!

 

[flashinblade1889]

What does Magic Mike and young Maxster think?

Gettin signed!!

 

[SB_90]

At this bloke exists unlike that bloke from the MLS that turned out to be a WWE wrestler

 

[TJB.]

 

[sitwell]

Sex with a goat would be one thing, but an affair? That sounds as though there were mutual feelings, it was consenting, mutual and ongoing

Think about the kids

 

[The Crab]

Think about the kids

Just leave them with the Nanny.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Some of these ridiculous rumours really get on my goat.

 

[LenTednTony]

You've got it all wrong, the report said he keeps SOME mountain goats not that he keeps mounting goats!!!!

 

[sitwell]

You've got it all wrong, the report said he keeps SOME mountain goats not that he keeps mounting goats!!!!

That's a bit gruff.

 

[Pierre's PC]

A wind up, fucking ell, I was looking forward to seeing him at Stocksbridge

The stocksbridge wome...erm goat population wouldn't agree

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Yes, that footballing powerhouse you've all heard of has already made his move according to Wikipedia.



Nice little ditty on his personal life on there...

And he's even got a YouTube video to boot...although I've no idea which one he is



I for one can't wait for the official announcement. The Bangladeshi's are thought to be seldom-recognised footballing geniuses. In Bangladesh, I mean.

So that's what happened to our old pitch

 

[The Crab]

The stocksbridge wome...erm goat population wouldn't agree

They never stop bleating.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

He'd fit in well with our Billy

 

[LenTednTony]

He'd fit in well with our Billy

I heard he's got kids and has a Nanny now and again.