Murder at Bramall Lane - whodunnit?

[benn5712]

Woolhouse with a lump of scrap, in the accounts/cash office.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Blood on the Blade

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Simonsen with a falling football, from the heavens.

 

[BladeInAustria]

It was Benoît with a Croissant

 

[boo radley]

Some Blades don't actually need to use a Blade to be a Killer.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

It was me with a bottle of Wusstah sauce!


I escaped on a Dunelm sledge!

 

[Freddie]

Billy the Hard Man with the Chin.

 

[Davalon]

The ghost of Howard Kendall in his y fronts with a brandy bottle

 

[SB_90]

my moneys on adkins & mceveley with captains armband. as that was criminal

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Pinchy.

On the pitch

Nick Montgomery

With a simple five yard pass.

Monty, the centre circle, with his second touch - always a tackle.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

For some reason I’ve always wanted to do one of these.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Adrian Heath, killed the atmosphere with awful football.

 

[gavtheblade]

John Gannons penalty when it smashed the clock and shards of glass penetrated some poor fucker..

 

[JJ Sefton]

What do we reckon, then?

I bet it was Robson in the dressing room with a kettle.

Victim: Our chances of automatic promotion
Suspects: McCabe and the Prince
Method: Being a pair of skinflints

 

[Rusty view]

Gary Sinclair. Murder by shit music. (Sponsored by Maggie Mays)

 

[Sothall_Blade]

“Big nose something something, loves himself something something. Berating the officials something something, hoofball.

Portsmouth something something, flirting with the pigs something something fluked all his 7 promotions something something. So i wouldn’t put it past him”

Thought I might as well do it before someone else does

 

[LoughboroBlade]

“Big nose something something, loves himself something something. Berating the officials something something, hoofball.

Portsmouth something something, flirting with the pigs something something fluked all his 7 promotions something something. So i wouldn’t put it past him”

Thought I might as well do it before someone else does

“Best set of lead pipes, these.”

“This will be my last murder.”

 

[Sean Thornton]

“Best set of lead pipes, these.”

“This will be my last murder.”

Winner.

 

[blade.i.am]

Victim: The Pigs
Culprit: Michael Brown
Weapon: A Stunning Volley

And if he says he didn't do it, tell him I saw him (a few hundred times )

 

[Tom Bott]

Skinned alive.

The opposition.

Tony Currie.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Victim: attendances

Culprit: Chansiri

Weapon: poisoned tuna

 

[wizadry]

It was Jose Baxter by spiking someone in the changing rooms.

 

[DifferentClass]

Adkins in the largest room with a goose.

 

[Rusty view]

Adkins in the largest room with a goose.

That would be the room for improvement.

 

[Topplayersleave]

Patrick Suffo or Glyn Hodges, on the pitch, headbutt

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Is this to help us buy a player like when we all chipped in for Glyn Hodges?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Sean Bean, in Warnock’s office, with a gallon of Magnet.

 

[Grappler]

Billy Whitehurst, with whatever he wants, wherever he wants

 

[Grappler]

Nick "Monty" Montgomery, with the Oscar, in Hollywood

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Prince Bog Roll, with his own vested interests, in a Saudi torture dungeon.