Murder at Bramall Lane - whodunnit?

[TJB.]

What do we reckon, then?

I bet it was Robson in the dressing room with a kettle.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Found Turry, in the kitchen, McCabe with a fax machine.

Robson also sprawled out on the floor.

 

[SwissBlade]

Gary Madine is the answer

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Madine in the billiard room with his fists (and possibly a headbutt and a knee to the bollocks)

 

[Harry's Game]

Professor Paddy, with the Cough Mixture in the toilet cubicle.

 

[WhiteHawk]

SwissBlade in The Kop with the half & half scarf.

 

[TJB.]

Ched with a lead pipe. Fled through the back door.

 

[SwissBlade]

SwissBlade in The Kop with the half & half scarf.

Which one though? Blades v pigs?

 

[TJB.]

Sam Hashimi in the boardroom with a strap-on.

 

[zablade]

“The body in the Library”

“Well it’s like a bloody library every week”

(Copy-write Ricky)

 

[Sean Thornton]

Pig fan, BLLT, bottle of piss.,

 

[Sean Thornton]

“The body in the Library”

“Well it’s like a bloody library every week”

(Copy-write Ricky)

So, so, close.

 

[TJB.]

David Weir, in the press room, with the sound of his own fucking voice.

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Chris Morgan with the headbutt in the players lounge.

 

[Billyblade]

I bet it was Robson in the dressing room with a kettle.

I thought he lost the dressing room?

 

[Billyblade]

Sam Hashimi in the boardroom with a strap-on.

That's freaky as fook.

Exactly to the bloody letter what I was going to type

 

[TJB.]

I thought he lost the dressing room?

The plot thickens...

 

[DronnieBlade]

Leon

UTB

 

[TJB.]

That's freaky as fook.

Exactly to the bloody letter what I was going to type

Clearly we're both transphobic scumbags!

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Cutthroat Claude Davis, in the dressing room, with the razor blade.

 

[Billyblade]

Clearly we're both transphobic scumbags!

Does transphobic mean you're scared of people who don't know if they're Arthur or Martha?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Mr White in the Ivory Tower, by Greggy Halford with racial hatred.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

SexyPistol in the Kop with his fists.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Clearly we're both transphobic scumbags!

I hope you’re both offended with each other and yourselves.

 

[Dnblade]

West York's Blade with a kidney punch in the John Street disabled section.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Rob Kozluk, on row Z, with a ball.

 

[BLADES1988]

McCabe in the car park with a shoe

 

[Balham]

Georges Santos in midfield with the boot of justice.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Pinchy.

On the pitch

Nick Montgomery

With a simple five yard pass.

 

[The Crab]

Hammond, fuck knows where and how though, didn't see him....................