Mr. Cutler

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Flatulent_Bob said:
I don't mind Captain Blade, as mascots go I think he does his job. The kids certainly like him which is surely the point is it not? The same will go for Mr Cutler.
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Not sure about that Bob. I am all for sacking him off as my 4 year-old is so mentally scarred from his first visit to the Lane, he will not go back "if that Captain Blade is there". The sheer boredom of watching the Blades and the cold might have been other contributory factors............

On the plus-side there is a good chance this has also put him off ever wanting to go to Disneyland!
 

Does anyone have the image "blademen they can sup 'em" with Bertie on the front and some daft parrot spewing up in the background. RIP Bertie Blade.
 
PS - Anyone else heard the rumour that since we've signed Mr Cutler, Captain Blade's assistant is going to be released? :thumbdown:

I'm seriously worried that this is going to leave us short on the mascot front - despite rumours of off-the-field problems, I still think he puts a decent shift in - up and down that Laver Stand touchline like a fiddler's elbow. I knew Birch's arrival would signify some reorganisation but for me this is just a step too far.
 
Paulus said:
If you look through this lot Capt Blade is def a cut above http://www.footballmascots.co.uk/ The clip on the Burnley link is worth watching - I can't remember this happening it must have completely passed me by.
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Jesus have you seen the Lincoln city mascot? looks like a paedophile santa claus:eek:

Captain Blade ain't that bad, tho i agree that 2 mascots is too much. It would be much more interesting if the mascots regularly got into fights as pre-match and halftime entertainment. now that i'd like to see.
 
tomtheblade said:
Jesus have you seen the Lincoln city mascot? looks like a paedophile santa claus:eek:

A few years ago, a mate of mine who's a Charlton fan, told me about one of his fellow Charlton fans who got very upset, certainly more upset than was strictly necessary, when Wolves came to the Valley and he had a close up view of Wolfie the Wolf.

This fan ran all the way down to the front of the stand to express his disgust at Wolfie the Wolf, who he claimed looked nothing like a wolf, but resembled more closely a fox. The complaint was along the following lines:- "You're not a wolf, you're a f***ing fox, you're a fraud", with attendant finger pointing and foaming at the mouth. In the overall scheme of things, there are surely more important things to get exercised about, but each to his own.

I'd never really thought about it since then, but you can see his point on that mascot website. Wolfie has a lady friend now and she's pretty foxy herself in a wolf-like kind of way.
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Whats with the Sparrow?

They had a load of crappy mascots at the game on Saturday from Sheffield Sports clubs, from the Steelers, Sheffield Tigers and Brian the Lion.

Obviously that Captain Blade was there as well, but there was a Sparrow (or some other bird) there in a Blades shirt, when I mentioned this after the game, my mates all said "thats Captain Blade's Mate".

So it wasn't bad enough that we had Captain Blade, he's now got a mate. with odd legs

And there was me thinking we were having to make cutbacks!
 
Captain Blade gave me a lolly at Plymouth the other season that tasted of washing up liquid.

:(

Does anyone know what rohypnol tastes like?
 
Linz said:
Captain Blade gave me a lolly at Plymouth the other season that tasted of washing up liquid.

:(

Does anyone know what rohypnol tastes like?
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Washing up liquid (Apparently) ;)

(Cheers for moving the thread, didn't realise that this had been discussed)
 
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whilst we're on the subject of rape my work blocked an e-mail from a man called mr raper recently. Bet he had a nightmare time at school.
 

Sorry to bump this one, but Mr Cutler has come up in conversation in the Rutland, post match. Out of three of us, I'm the only one who remembers him. I need a photo, otherwise Soho and Windy won't believe he once existed.
 
Greenwich Blade said:
Sorry to bump this one, but Mr Cutler has come up in conversation in the Rutland, post match. Out of three of us, I'm the only one who remembers him. I need a photo, otherwise Soho and Windy won't believe he once existed.
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Here he is on the right.
 

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happyhippy said:
Danny Baker (who I think is very underrated, actually) once summed all this up by saying "There is no dignity in a football mascot".

Earlier on today I was watching these monstrosities make their stilted ways toward the Kop, and I expected Stuart Hall to be heard over the PA bursting into laughter, yelling "HERE COME THE BELGIANS!".

I have never been at some God(TM)forsaken match away at Northampton, Plymouth, or Crewe on a wet Tuesday night in February when we've drawn 0-0 and there hasn't been a single shot on goal* but came away thinking "Crikey! What a mascot!".

And for all those who say that "It's good for the kids", that's bollocks. What actually happens when Captain Blade (and seemingly now Foghorn Leghorn) arrive on the pitch is that the kids never see him/them.

They unscrew cash for pies they won't eat, and toilet breaks they don't need, and by the time they get back inside the ground proper after it has cost us parents a fortune, our beloved mascots have fucked off back into the warm to eat a pie and have a piss.

There is no need for them.

*Tuesday night is a case in point. Shite match. Nobody cared about Captain Sodding Blade.
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Can't we keep the mascots and you leave your kids at home?
 
Greenwich Blade said:
Sorry to bump this one, but Mr Cutler has come up in conversation in the Rutland, post match. Out of three of us, I'm the only one who remembers him. I need a photo, otherwise Soho and Windy won't believe he once existed.
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You belong in the Twats thread. Not only had I thought I'd missed something but I gave a like to shorehamview for something that happened in 2009 and he told me to fuck off yesterday.
 

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