Most cringeworthy chant

[Hillsboro Blade]

That fucking Peter Ndlovu shit in the early 2000’s. “Your going to get your fucking heads kicked in” has always made me laugh.

 

[ElephantBlade]

Not when they are stealing your fuckin chips at the seaside.

that’s why they’re ace bro. They just don’t care.

 

[Bladedog]

We are blades we are blades..oh we are we are blades...boring as fuck..does my napper in...drone drone drone..let,s be more aggressive....kill kill kill the bill....OR any bastard...I'm drunk so fuck the law smoke the draw..if easily offended..fuck off!..

 

[mattbianco1]

So basically, we hate EVERY song we sing!?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

We are blades we are blades..oh we are we are blades...boring as fuck..does my napper in...drone drone drone..let,s be more aggressive....kill kill kill the bill....OR any bastard...I'm drunk so fuck the law smoke the draw..if easily offended..fuck off!..

Fuck the tile!

(If you know you know)

 

[S64 Blade]

Used to think the brooks song was cringe and terrible

David Brooks, school boy looks

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

When first aired "hand ball, hand ball" a few years ago was amusing, now? I find it embarrassing, it's time to stop it, we are better than that

Laugh every time

 

[Carlton Blade]

The Huddersfield travesty where they just clap
Come on Stoke, Come on Stoke, Come on Stoke etc
Liverpool, Liverpool. Liverpool, Liverpool
When ManUre sung that song to Waterfall at every away game for about 6 months
All of Palace's scripted shit
Chris's Wilder and Alan Knill etc. Just really dislike it

But the winner is "on the ball City, never mind the danger". Everything Norwich do is cringeworthy

 

[S40BLADE]

Not when they are stealing your fuckin chips at the seaside.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

When first aired "hand ball, hand ball" a few years ago was amusing, now? I find it embarrassing, it's time to stop it, we are better than that

every teams fans do it though....and they always sound like....

 

[Cerberus Blade]

When first aired "hand ball, hand ball" a few years ago was amusing, now? I find it embarrassing, it's time to stop it, we are better than that

No, let’s keep doing it, just to keep those tosspots at Stockley Park busy!

 

[Akinbiyi]

We are United so fuck all the rest is the worst song we sing

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

Surely the most insipid chant is the US national team supporters: “I believe we’re going to win” over and over.
Having been brought up on chants questioning the fatherhood of refs and defecating on opposing supporters, it hurt my ears it was so limp.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Greasy Chip Butty.

 

[Brian Blessed]

Some singing he'll shag who he wants in support of somebody who was at the time in the nick as a convicted rapist was embarrassing

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Hearing the Brighton fans sing, "Allez, Allez, Allez" yesterday just reinforced to me that most football chants are cringeworthy.

I'm sure some of our fans think they are being unique with their witty songs - but the reality is that these are just copied and all fans are singing the same things, with slightly different words. Not only that, but most of the tunes they are using go back several decades to the 60's and 70's in the main.

There's no originality.

The day I hear our fans putting words to whale-watching music with pan pipes, I'll know we've become original. Until then, I'll just expect that we are copying everyone else, but somehow thinking we are unique.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"We've got Billy Sharp" must have been thought of through sheer desperation to get his name in. Holland/Dozier/Holland it isn't.

He deserves something much better.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

We are United so fuck all the rest is the worst song we sing

I think the one about "Sheffield is full of tits, fanny and United" is pretty poor. It is gender discriminatory. I think the ladies should sing, "Sheffield is full of cock, bollocks and United" just to even things up.

But the one that really cracks me up is when we sing, "Shoreham boys, we are here, shag your women, drink your beer".

I was at the Spurs game a few weeks ago and there was this ex-Josephine's VIP lounge looking woman stood in front of me. Fifty something and fading she was. Salt n pepper hairdo, tight jeans, slack hide. She burst into song at "Shoreham boys we are here..." raising a fist in salute to the anthem. But when it got to the next line she went very quiet. She obviously wanted to be part of the Shoreham boys clan, but didn't offer herself up to shagging women or drinking beer. I suspect men and Martini's might have been more her style?

I often wonder whether this threat of a Shoreham boys invasion causes the home fans any concerns? For sure, those who are singing it look entirely capable of drinking someone else's beer, but I think their women are safe.

 

[Bert]

That stupid one that says Jack Charlton is dead.

 

[Sean Thornton]

"Shoreham boys" is a very old song.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Some singing he'll shag who he wants in support of somebody who was at the time in the nick as a convicted rapist was embarrassing

Indeed. I've never been able to work out the connection between the club and Jeffrey Epstien.

 

[TAMUS]

I thought Luton fans singing , he as got a custard pie on his head at Lyle Taylor was a bit cringe , when it really should have been pancake on his head , though he scored two goals and had the last word .

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Is this a library, no it's a football ground you think bastards.

 

[bongleblade]

"Shoreham boys" is a very old song.

A classic though surely? Chelsea away proved that

Although the misogynistic references in it are cringe yeah... would be better getting an alternative (plus it makes 0 sense when sung at home)

 

[Bladepicker]

Remember when we copied an already cringey Man Utd song, called Billy Sharp 'Sharpy' and name dropped Connor Sammon and Diego Di Girolamo?

Well that fucker.

 

[YouFUMS]

This thread has made me realise why the atmosphere at the Lane is so flat..... No fecker likes any of the songs! Spend their afternoons cringing, apparently,

 

[YES Blade]

Any song that makes us sound like idiots, the “we’re not going to Wembley” song, we’re still in the fucking cup!

“His second name is Couttsy”, well it isn’t is it! His second name is Coutts ffs!

 

[Bladesman]

every teams fans do it though....and they always sound like....

That cat now needs to then learn "Offside! Oh fuckin ell ref!"

 

[cooperblade]

Don't really like this thread (for reasons others have mentioned) and wasn't going to join in but...

"Die, die, piggy, piggy die"

It's copied from them and we should be above singing shit like that.

 

[Muttley]

The misuse of the word "cringe" is cringeworthy. It makes me cringe. ;-)

Sorry,