Most cringeworthy chant

[Boxer Blade]

When first aired "hand ball, hand ball" a few years ago was amusing, now? I find it embarrassing, it's time to stop it, we are better than that

 

[Gareth Kay]

My first thought was if they come back for var we look stupid.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

"Seagulls, Seagulls". Fuck me what a set of sad cunts. I wouldn't wish being a Seagull on my ex wife.

 

[BettingBlade]

The Duffy one

 

[PokerBlade]

I like when we do the hilarious "handball" thing and then two minutes later it bounces near an opposition player and the same people jump up and shout "handball" without a sense of irony.

 

[knowsnowt]

 

[TAMUS]

Pig fans singing " your not fit to wear the shirt " well i for one think they are .

 

[MancBlade85]

"we are brighton, super brighton, from the south" was pretty cringe tbh

 

[ElephantBlade]

"Seagulls, Seagulls". Fuck me what a set of sad cunts. I wouldn't wish being a Seagull on my ex wife.

disagree here pal. Seagulls are the greatest critter on the planet.

 

[Eza Blade]

Complain when we do sing complain when we don’t

 

[ElephantBlade]

disagree here pal. Seagulls are the greatest critter on the planet.

unless you mean Brighton fan of course

 

[Big.Dane.w]

Can’t see this going down well....

I really find the Mcburnie song cringe!

 

[William]

The handball chant lost its comedy edge when VAR was introduced.

The McBurnie songs a bit stupid as well, since he’s hardly been banging em in and it sounds more like a Swansea song.

The list goes on to be honest, but I still sing them anyway.

 

[coaxingstar71]

"Yorkshire, Yorkshire"...........

 

[N.E.Blade]

Man Citeh’s opening song. Sounds like it should be at a school disco.

 

[Bladesman]

disagree here pal. Seagulls are the greatest critter on the planet.

Not when they are stealing your fuckin chips at the seaside.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

And we have a winner UTB

 

[sufcboy95]

Used to think the brooks song was cringe and terrible

 

[Dark muffy]

Worst song for me is that achey breaky heart shite that nearly every club had a variant for 2 or 3 years ago, somet along the lines of.... we've got (an average player), I just don't think you understand. First time I heard it was with that fat Payet at West Ham, think the pigs sang it about Barry banjo string too. Embarrassing, monotonous and bland.

 

[torridon]

The (insert name) knock him out, whoever, whoever knock him out chant is cringeworthy beyond belief.

 

[Freddie]

Can’t see this going down well....

I really find the Mcburnie song cringe!

Well, I find people who use the words cringe and cringeworthy annoying. So ner.

 

[wizadry]

Can’t see this going down well....

I really find the Mcburnie song cringe!

The bloke has scored 4 goals in 25 appearances for the Blades, I agree that he’s hardly pulling any strings in the goal scoring department. We seem to sing songs that aren’t relevant to the cause so to speak, that’s probably why so many fans don’t join in with singing them, now there’s a food for thought?

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

The slow, athletics-esque, clapping when time wasting really makes me cringe.

 

[JackSUFC]

The slow, athletics-esque, clapping when time wasting really makes me cringe.

I don’t get that either. Why do people do it?

 

[BushBlade]

Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday

Fuck off.

 

[Yoonited]

The bloke has scored 4 goals in 25 appearances for the Blades, I agree that he’s hardly pulling any strings in the goal scoring department. We seem to sing songs that aren’t relevant to the cause so to speak, that’s probably why so many fans don’t join in with singing them, now there’s a food for thought?

Creative intellect has gone missing. Some of our young fans are utterly cringeworthy I would argue.

 

[Guesty]

"Yorkshire, Yorkshire"...........

Even worse when people start chanting that at gigs.

 

[raimond]

Anyfuckingthing involving spelling

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

The Duffy one

Absolutely agree. It must have been made up in seconds by a proper duggy and everyone around just went along with it. Embarrassing as it gets that one.

Also a couple that mention promotion just get sung willy knilly. We're never going to be promoted again

Special mention for one that surprisingly got sung yesterday... "Stand up if you hate Wednesday". Proper eyeroller that one.

 

[Bearlie]

Absolutely agree. It must have been made up in seconds by a proper duggy and everyone around just went along with it. Embarrassing as it gets that one.

Also a couple that mention promotion just get sung willy knilly. We're never going to be promoted again

Special mention for one that surprisingly got sung yesterday... "Stand up if you hate Wednesday". Proper eyeroller that one.

Everywhere we go......
Away at spurs in semi final ....fuck me I wanted to strangle the when away end