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How fitting t gu bqck t first page on the 300 hundreth post!? But Boo, it wernt me dat 'Ollecised' it!? In fact it were di, cos da wer fed up earin abart mi shed! (luk at post 288)

Speakin o mi shed, a better get the fook art dere n build it! ang on, gotta gu .... ar lass is cumin; She'll av mi guts fr garters if she seez mi on ere n not buildin mi shed!? :eek:

Do you not think I know that? I may have invented the word Ollecising but the examole was already there from the grand master.
Take a look back it went to may and beyond. All from a happy new year. Surly its worth a bit of revision? I carn't remember what the wife told me to do before she went to work this morning let alone january2010.

If TNT ant delivered that screw you needed your bolloxed anyway. stay on ere get beated by wife later.
 

They would have been in an automatic promotion place if it wasn't for the Blades beating them last time out.
 
Come on Olle, You know you love him.He's playing tonight again. these managers must be thick to keep playing him eh?
 
CC ... perhaps you should go back and look at mi owd mucker Grecian's metaphorical post and see the true meaning. All good writers work can be interpreted in many ways, but may I suggest that he might be talking about a player that is taking the best part of a million from the club on a year whilst not being able top pass a ball 5 yards. He could of course be referring to the KOC 'Ollecising' his posts, but then I think Grecian knows that Eratosthenes was actually right and way ahead of his time.
 
He could of course be referring to the KOC 'Ollecising' his posts, but then I think Grecian knows that Eratosthenes was actually right and way ahead of his time.

I thinks you should be paying me some royalties out by now Ollie :)
 
I thought olliciseing was the female version of circumcision
 

I thought olliciseing was the female version of circumcision

You know when your cat shits in the garden? It shits in the same select places regularly. It likes to shit there, and only occasionally will it find a new place to shit.

Like that. :D
 
Monty is a marmite player, and I'm on the hate side. People can quote all the stats they want but at the end of the day he's not a footballer. Never has been, never will be. Sure he's done "a job" playing a certain way under Warnock, Blackwell, Adams etc but thats all. United have moved on as a team since Montys heyday, and I say that with tongue firmly in cheek, and I believe Monty no longer fits in with uniteds style of play. Doyle is a very similar player to Monty, but I believe he has the edge due to his better passing ability, so in my view it leaves Monty surplus to requirements. Giving that he should be allowed to leave after being granted a testemonial.
 
Don't like marmite but have soft spot for Monty. Hope someone can corroborate my memory that Monty replaced Devlin on the wing and the feeling at the time was "Who needs Devlin?" Sure that was the headline on an issue of Flashing Blade. Whatever attacking qualities Monty had were slowly honed out of his game to become the midfield stopper / man marker - doing a job as required by the manager (s).
 
Don't like marmite but have soft spot for Monty. Hope someone can corroborate my memory that Monty replaced Devlin on the wing and the feeling at the time was "Who needs Devlin?" Sure that was the headline on an issue of Flashing Blade. Whatever attacking qualities Monty had were slowly honed out of his game to become the midfield stopper / man marker - doing a job as required by the manager (s).

Who'd have ever thought eh. Monty, the next Alan Woodward!!!!! pinch me someone.
 
CC ... perhaps you should go back and look at mi owd mucker Grecian's metaphorical post and see the true meaning. All good writers work can be interpreted in many ways, but may I suggest that he might be talking about a player that is taking the best part of a million from the club on a year whilst not being able top pass a ball 5 yards. He could of course be referring to the KOC 'Ollecising' his posts, but then I think Grecian knows that Eratosthenes was actually right and way ahead of his time.

You may make of it what you will but then there's this.

You know when your cat shits in the garden? It shits in the same select places regularly. It likes to shit there, and only occasionally will it find a new place to shit.
 
Don't like marmite but have soft spot for Monty. Hope someone can corroborate my memory that Monty replaced Devlin on the wing and the feeling at the time was "Who needs Devlin?" Sure that was the headline on an issue of Flashing Blade. Whatever attacking qualities Monty had were slowly honed out of his game to become the midfield stopper / man marker - doing a job as required by the manager (s).

It was a match vs Watford that was on tv up here. Devlin couldn't get past their left back (I think it was thought he wanted to leave at the time), then Monty came on and either got past him or was chopped down quite a few times. When he was younger (in the youth team) he was known for making good forward runs on and off the ball.
 

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