shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
As of 11:15 this morning Micalijo hasn't been on here since Wednesday evening at 10:45.
Has anyone heard anything? Has there been a ransom demand, or body parts sent through the post? Has anyone received a bit of a little finger, and ear perhaps, or perhaps a parcel containing a little acorn-like widger and some tiny testes, accompanied by a note made of letters cut from old copies of Flashing Blade, demanding a case of tesco own Brand Lager and a Bob Booker duvet cover for the return of our dear friend?
He must have been kidnapped, or maybe eaten by wolves and bears or perhaps tigers.
We need to find our where our interweb chum is! Maybe he's eloped with Bobby Davro, happy in their new civil partnership, or perhaps Babestation have taken him on as their new talent scout. he might have joined a monastery, or founded a home for sick penguins just off the Rotherham coast.
Whatever has happened to him we need to know that he's safe and sound. He surely can't be hiding from the interweb because United won, can he?
He must have been kidnapped. We'll have a whipround. Send your money to Foxy, care of the "Donate" button. Or send cheques to me, marked "SV's Jalon Valley Finca Fund".
Has anyone heard anything? Has there been a ransom demand, or body parts sent through the post? Has anyone received a bit of a little finger, and ear perhaps, or perhaps a parcel containing a little acorn-like widger and some tiny testes, accompanied by a note made of letters cut from old copies of Flashing Blade, demanding a case of tesco own Brand Lager and a Bob Booker duvet cover for the return of our dear friend?
He must have been kidnapped, or maybe eaten by wolves and bears or perhaps tigers.
We need to find our where our interweb chum is! Maybe he's eloped with Bobby Davro, happy in their new civil partnership, or perhaps Babestation have taken him on as their new talent scout. he might have joined a monastery, or founded a home for sick penguins just off the Rotherham coast.
Whatever has happened to him we need to know that he's safe and sound. He surely can't be hiding from the interweb because United won, can he?
He must have been kidnapped. We'll have a whipround. Send your money to Foxy, care of the "Donate" button. Or send cheques to me, marked "SV's Jalon Valley Finca Fund".
UTB.
