Merry Xmas from Billy Sharp and Jehovah

[Jehovah]

He also said Long is shit
Merry Xmas

 

[northsomersetblade]

Did you have halibut?

 

[breeny]

Where did up bump into Billy?

 

[boo radley]

I'm struggling to recognise the significance of that hat?

 

[Jehovah]

Where did up bump into Billy?

Vk rev mate, I always get hanger ons

 

[northsomersetblade]

Have you heard that one before Jehovah? Just a stab in the dark like. Do you ever tire of laughing?

 

[Jehovah]

And also Che Adams and Harrison Mcghaghghghgghgey

 

[boo radley]

And also Che Adams and Harrison McghaghghghgghgeyView attachment 15032

Now in that picture there is no hat being worn. It looked like a Jewish hat? Perhaps he relised it was Christmas?

 

[Dec]

Dsquared2 t-shirts are like £130 a pop. Not sure what makes them that expensive mind you, but footballers have that disposable income to not care, I guess...

 

[Billyblade]

I notice an absence of draped jumpers and lollipops

 

[Woodwardfan]

Hey Jehova, can you play centre half?

 

[judge]

Thats me on the right

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Dsquared2 t-shirts are like £130 a pop. Not sure what makes them that expensive mind you, but footballers have that disposable income to not care, I guess...

Ridiculous amount of money for a t-shirt, no matter the quality of the cotton blend or the stitching .
That's pin money for some people though which is fair enough.

 

[JohnDenver]

Ridiculous amount of money for a t-shirt

**MAD WITH RAGE**

 

[TJB.]

Dsquared2 t-shirts are like £130 a pop. Not sure what makes them that expensive mind you, but footballers have that disposable income to not care, I guess...

So is it D squared squared, which means it should be D cubed?
Or is it D squared 2? In which case, what happened to D squared 1 and why did it warrant a sequel?

What a load of old shit.

 

[blade too long]

 

[Esablade]

Sheffield United players out 'having fun' at Christmas!!!!!!!

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Whiston Blade]

He also said Long is shit
Merry Xmas View attachment 15027

What the fuck is wrong with Sharp's right hand ? Looks deformed.

 

[Jehovah]

Jesus my head hurts. Have to say the young lads were great to talk to. Very friendly and merry. Sharp was a bit arsey which was disapointing but at least he still did the pic.

 

[Grappler]

Jesus my head hurts. Have to say the young lads were great to talk to. Very friendly and merry. Sharp was a bit arsey which was disapointing but at least he still did the pic.

McGahey doesn't look that tall in the pic, just shows how deceptive it is when you are sat high in the stand and viewing things from an angle!

 

[Geordie Blade]

So is it D squared squared, which means it should be D cubed?

Sorry to get all Rachel Riley on you, but D squared squared would be D to the power of 4, surely?

 

[Jon Bon]

What a load of old shit.

It's not unusual.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Sorry to get all Rachel Riley on you, but D squared squared would be D to the power of 4, surely?

Yeah that's right...'D squared squared' is (D²)² which is "D to the power of 4".
Where D is the average price of a T-shirt from Asda.

 

[Grappler]

Yeah that's right...'D squared squared' is (D²)² which is "D to the power of 4".
Where D is the average price of a T-shirt from Asda.

I thought "D" was for "Dunce", and that the Squared Squared part, was the mathematical formula for how much you could inflate the price, and still have people pay for it, just because they think it is trendy?

Similar to the "SuperDry law", whereby adding the SuperDry logo, to any waterproof coat that would normally be 20 quid from Matalan, meant that you could inflate the price by 150 pounds.

(of course, the above are all based on the much older, "Levi Theory", whereby adding the name "Levi" to any pair of jeans meant that the store owner could afford a sports car and a house abroad in a few years time)

 

[BushBlade]

I thought "D" was for "Dunce", and that the Squared Squared part, was the mathematical formula for how much you could inflate the price, and still have people pay for it, just because they think it is trendy?

Similar to the "SuperDry law", whereby adding the SuperDry logo, to any waterproof coat that would normally be 20 quid from Matalan, meant that you could inflate the price by 150 pounds.

(of course, the above are all based on the much older, "Levi Theory", whereby adding the name "Levi" to any pair of jeans meant that the store owner could afford a sports car and a house abroad in a few years time)

It's called 'showing off'. It's a way of saying 'I am considerably richer than yow'. But it only works with other aspirational types. I wouldn't have a clue how much a Dsquared T-shirt costs so it would mean nothing to me.

 

[Grappler]

It's called 'showing off'. It's a way of saying 'I am considerably richer than yow'. But it only works with other aspirational types. I wouldn't have a clue how much a Dsquared T-shirt costs so it would mean nothing to me.

Same here pal, it means nothing to me either, even if I won the lottery, I still can't imagine I would pay over a hundred quid for a round neck cotton T-Shirt! 50 quid for a Fred Perry is my limit!

 

[Pierre's PC]

Dsquared2 t-shirts are like £130 a pop. Not sure what makes them that expensive mind you, but footballers have that disposable income to not care, I guess...

All I'm going to say is that someone came out on our work Christmas session wearing the same jumper and was asked why he had Rolf Harris on the front.

Don't see it myself

 

[BushBlade]

All I'm going to say is that someone came out on our work Christmas session wearing the same jumper and was asked why he had Rolf Harris on the front.

Don't see it myself

Can't you tell what it is yet?

 

[Bladepicker]

**MAD WITH RAGE**

Love a fish fryer reference I do.

It's not unusual.

Have you not done this gag before??

 

[BushBlade]

Same here pal, it means nothing to me either, even if I won the lottery, I still can't imagine I would pay over a hundred quid for a round neck cotton T-Shirt! 50 quid for a Fred Perry is my limit!

It would be very low on my list of priorities. Just above gold plated socks.