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No, Richard Stacey. I have known Alan since I left school but not seen him for about 5 years even though he is in my FB friends list. I see Alan's younger daughter now and then. She is a good laugh. Alan isnt interested in football. Richard is a Wendy fan and got to know quite a lot of footballers in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Said Chris Wilder is a nice man to talk to, same for Mark Todd, likes Tony Agana too. Said Wally Downes liked to take the piss out of people especially Francis Joseph
Silent did you every come across a gang of deaf and dumb scaffolders who use to frequent the Cricketers in the 70s great lads
One was called Max he played for Sheffield Deaf up front think he played for England deaf also
 



Spot on.

We've played "anti-hoof" for about a decade, and for the most part it's been truly rubbish. Clough had the luxury of signing an entire squad on extremely expensive terms, and served up complete and utter crap. Adkins had much less flexibility but still faIled to deliver with the opportunities he had, on and off the field.

Both those managers would be classed as purists, yet delivered some of the worst football I've ever witnessed.

Demands to ditch that ponderous style were met with accusations of hoof love, but the reality is Wilder has delivered the football just about everyone demanded and craved. Nobody would describe it as hoof.

This hoof v anti hoof debate rumbles on, and continues to spactacularly miss the point.

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I agree with most of that. I would add Bryan Robson to the 'worst football I've witnessed' list, but would say that for at least half a season Clough gave us some pretty good stuff to watch.

I think there is only one person trying to turn it into a hoof v ant-hoof debate and he is distorting the points that many of us are making. Very few of us have demanded that we use a purely long ball style, but most of us have recognised that playing the way we have done for most of the recent past is not going to get us anywhere either. However it seems that wanting us to vary our approach to suit the circumstances prevailing in each match makes you a 'hoofer'. Bizarre.
 
I agree with most of that. I would add Bryan Robson to the 'worst football I've witnessed' list, but would say that for at least half a season Clough gave us some pretty good stuff to watch.

I think there is only one person trying to turn it into a hoof v ant-hoof debate and he is distorting the points that many of us are making. Very few of us have demanded that we use a purely long ball style, but most of us have recognised that playing the way we have done for most of the recent past is not going to get us anywhere either. However it seems that wanting us to vary our approach to suit the circumstances prevailing in each match makes you a 'hoofer'. Bizarre.
Agreed. Robson's complete fuck up was so bad it doesn't even need stating as "the worst" anymore. Everyone else will always be certain of staying off top spot.

We did have a good period under Clough. But there were similarities with Blackwell (2nd spot in the turgid league). When they came in, they had one clear remit - avoid relegation. They had to go for it and to be fair the football was good for a short spell under both. Unfortunately, given time to create there own style, you saw what they were about, and it was fucking awful.

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Do you remember Big Jim Moran on the door at Josies as well, good grief, a man-mountain if ever there was one!
Yes, met him often as he and Richard would allow me in Josie's for free! I posted a you tube video of Jim in a wrestling match a few weeks ago. Did you see it?
 
We've played "anti-hoof" for about a decade

I'll give you 5 years but you aren't having Mickey "Gerritforrad Bladiness" Adams (with Dinosaur Dave on the blower), Muck N Nettles taking over from DW I or the Hoofwaffe General himself, Kevin "Semi-Pro" Blackwell as Anti-Hoof :D

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I love Pinchy. I used to get annoyed by him and his fly swatter attitude but similarly I used to get annoyed at people on here getting snobby about BM (although recently I can see their point) and on BM I used to get wound up by Herbert & Curtis aka known as Ricky and Barney.

However, at the end of the day, its an opinion, however much a wind up, an agenda and however unreasonable and unsupported by evidence, its an opinion. Maybe an opinion held by someone with a delusion, maybe not. But with some people you aren't going to change it and as long as they are not attacking you or calling you "daft lad" or asking if your "tampon has fallen out", you may as well just accept their little foibles and peccadilloes and get on with it.

Whilst I do not like personal abuse or bullying I do know enough about the human condition to know that some people can't resist it and some people can't take an alternative opinion without resorting to it. Some people drink too much before posting.

Happy New Year Pinchy now fuck off with your unreasonable attitude.
 
Started watching when John Harris was in charge and I loved the bloke. Quiet and unassuming but the way he got his teams playing was great. The Currie, Salmons, Woodward etc. era was fabulous. It was exciting, it was enjoyable, it was fun and will never be repeated. The game's different now, it lost it's soul along the way so I'm glad I was around for the Harris days.

There were some great days following Bassets boys, it was us against the world and I love that shit. There's a lot to be said for a bunch of average Joe's, with a sprinkling of talent, upsetting the upper echelons and that's what we did. Again, these players weren't cheats, they gave their all for us and I have no problem with that.

I always thought Warnock was a twat, still do. He loved himself first and foremost and I don't like that in a man. Gave us some great memories though. Smashing the pigs is always great, but I do blame his cowardice for getting us relegated from the prem.

All 3 were different, all 3 had their moments, it's the nature of the beast. We've had a right mixed bag in between but the current manager has me excited. I like his honesty, I like the way he does business, I think we could be on to something here. The football will be good at times, bad at times and somewhere in between on occasion but I'm not too fussed. Just be successful, get us up the leagues and we'll look back on the Wilder years in 20 years time and argue like fuck about the same stuff we're discussing here. That's life.
Just a point from your first paragraph - we should not forget the number of Sheffield and Don & Dearne lads that came through under Harris. I wonder how many managers would have the balls to do that now that money rules the roost at every level.
 
I'll give you 5 years but you aren't having Mickey "Gerritforrad Bladiness" Adams (with Dinosaur Dave on the blower), Muck N Nettles taking over from DW I or the Hoofwaffe General himself, Kevin "Semi-Pro" Blackwell as Anti-Hoof :D

This post is brought to you in association with Pinches nicknames incorporated.
My cut-off was after Blackwell - the worst football I've witnessed in his second season. I didn't think Adams' football was particularly direct, though it's repeated so often it became "fact". Either way, it was shite and ineffectual.

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Yes, met him often as he and Richard would allow me in Josie's for free! I posted a you tube video of Jim in a wrestling match a few weeks ago. Did you see it?

No pal, didn't see that, but chatted a few times to Big Jim when he was on the door. He was a legit 6ft 7 or there abouts, looked a lot bigger than my mate who is 6ft 5 (Big Jims shoulders made him look bigger as well I guess!) I read a few months ago that he had been a boxer, before he was a wrestler, but was also a doorman in Leeds (as well as Sheffield) and was a debt collector for a local villain in Leeds.
 
Spot on.

We've played "anti-hoof" for about a decade, and for the most part it's been truly rubbish. Clough had the luxury of signing an entire squad on extremely expensive terms, and served up complete and utter crap. Adkins had much less flexibility but still faIled to deliver with the opportunities he had, on and off the field.

Both those managers would be classed as purists, yet delivered some of the worst football I've ever witnessed.

Demands to ditch that ponderous style were met with accusations of hoof love, but the reality is Wilder has delivered the football just about everyone demanded and craved. Nobody would describe it as hoof.

This hoof v anti hoof debate rumbles on, and continues to spactacularly miss the point.

UTB

Hang on - you just liked Bladepicker's post which partly attributed our lack of success to hoof. ;)

I'm kidding, but where Pinchy is unequivocally correct is that long ball football should never be a strategy in itself. I'd suggest Blackwell and others fully hold that belief. At almost every level, teams win games and leagues playing a passing game, and some also do it by long ball grot. Given that, why choose the latter? There's a genuine ceiling to where it can take you. I can handle a bit of it as short term expediency, but as a strategy, it's second best.

I fully accept that managers who advocate passing football can turn out utter drivel too. We've seen plenty of that. But if we're talking about false propositions, the idea that passing teams are antithetical to graft and putting a foot in is as daft as the idea that the long ball is a shortcut to success.

In summary - everything is up for grabs as a tactic, but as a strategy it's poor. And in truth, I'm amazed how quickly Wilder has got us playing football that's not only winning games, but also sophisticated enough to (hopefully) carry us even higher.
 
Hang on - you just liked Bladepicker's post which partly attributed our lack of success to hoof. ;)

I'm kidding, but where Pinchy is unequivocally correct is that long ball football should never be a strategy in itself. I'd suggest Blackwell and others fully hold that belief. At almost every level, teams win games and leagues playing a passing game, and some also do it by long ball grot. Given that, why choose the latter? There's a genuine ceiling to where it can take you. I can handle a bit of it as short term expediency, but as a strategy, it's second best.

I fully accept that managers who advocate passing football can turn out utter drivel too. We've seen plenty of that. But if we're talking about false propositions, the idea that passing teams are antithetical to graft and putting a foot in is as daft as the idea that the long ball is a shortcut to success.

In summary - everything is up for grabs as a tactic, but as a strategy it's poor. And in truth, I'm amazed how quickly Wilder has got us playing football that's not only winning games, but also sophisticated enough to (hopefully) carry us even higher.
I think you've addressed the wrong man there, surely. :)

I wasn't a big fan of the football Bassett delivered, but wholly respected the returns he delivered with such little backing - truly legendary. Warnock's football was better for me, and again the return versus the investment was to be respected. The football under Blackwell was totally dire.

I've never been a proponent of hoof, but I've argued against the anti hoof and those who got all wrapped up in the "change in ethos" (you? :)) bullshit that got us onto this mess. We've been so desperate to deliver anti-hoof that we've lost the plot. Anyone who asked for an alternative was rubbished. Thankfully Wilder arrived to prove that there really is an alternative to the utter rubbish anti hoof has delivered.
 
But with some people you aren't going to change it and as long as they are not attacking you or calling you "daft lad" or asking if your "tampon has fallen out".

Have a like for that amongst other things. :)

Folk who think this tired, sexist crap amounts to a witticism need dunking in cold custard until they relent.
 
Silent did you every come across a gang of deaf and dumb scaffolders who use to frequent the Cricketers in the 70s great lads
One was called Max he played for Sheffield Deaf up front think he played for England deaf also
Brian Rodgers, Jimmy Lapper and George "Max" Moseley? They all are deaf but not dumb! Know them all. Yes they played for Sheffield Deaf in the 1960s and early 1970s. All are Wendy fans but Jimmy's son, Ashley, is a big Blade. Will look for a photo of Sheffield Deaf FC in 1960 with all three of them in it plus the late Cyril Davies (Kevin Davies dad) who was the best of all and Derek Dooley mentioned him in his autobiography and post it in here
 
I think you've addressed the wrong man there, surely. :)

I wasn't a big fan of the football Bassett delivered, but wholly respected the returns he delivered with such little backing - truly legendary. Warnock's football was better for me, and again the return versus the investment was to be respected. The football under Blackwell was totally dire.

I've never been a proponent of hoof, but I've argued against the anti hoof and those who got all wrapped up in the "change in ethos" (you? :)) bullshit that got us onto this mess. We've been so desperate to deliver anti-hoof that we've lost the plot. Anyone who asked for an alternative was rubbished. Thankfully Wilder arrived to prove that there really is an alternative to the utter rubbish anti hoof has delivered.

I wasn't really addressing it to you - it was just a handy in for me to proselytise for a bit. :)

Oh for the love of biscuits, not the ethos thing again! I never thought our descent into third tier crap was due to the ethos stuff. It was due to crap management. To me, "ethos" means a consistency of approach which spans managerial changes and permeates all levels of the club. To you I suspect it means a Weir-esque devotion to passing, regardless of efficacy. Obviously my preferred ethos would involve passing football, but I've covered that in the previous sermon. :)
 
No pal, didn't see that, but chatted a few times to Big Jim when he was on the door. He was a legit 6ft 7 or there abouts, looked a lot bigger than my mate who is 6ft 5 (Big Jims shoulders made him look bigger as well I guess!) I read a few months ago that he had been a boxer, before he was a wrestler, but was also a doorman in Leeds (as well as Sheffield) and was a debt collector for a local villain in Leeds.
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I think that is pretty much fair enough. I wasn't around in the 70's so cannot compare era's - however as one of the fans brought up on Bassett and Warnock then of course I hold lots of fond memories of that era. However Basset's style was awful at times of that there can be no doubt. Thank god for Hodges, Bryson, Deane and Agana who compensated for that with some sublime moments of brilliance.

Warnock again had two and a half brilliant seasons - coincidently they were also the seasons when we played by far the most stylish football under him.

The fact remains that in my time watching United, by far and away the best sides to watch were Spackman's team in the first half of the season and what Kendall managed to do with Bassett's hoofers when he took over.

Of course Pinchy plays a caricature that turns these views up to 11 on here (primarily to wind people up) but his points are at least based on an opinion that I agree with whole heartedly. There does seem to be a larger 'gerritforrad' element to United's crowds than some and a feeling that good football and winning football are mutually exclusive.


Also I will point out that an ultra defensive slow passing game with no intent or purpose (such as last season) is every bit as turgid as hooooof.

Basically the key to longer term success and, crucially, success at the top level is good, winning, pass and move football with skillfull players.

We have played long, direct hoofball for the majority of the last 30 odd years, in which time we have greatly underachieved for a club of our size and stature. I personally don't think that is a coincidence.
How did you reckon the Robson and Speed experiments with "passing" went?
 
Brian Rodgers, Jimmy Lapper and George "Max" Moseley? They all are deaf but not dumb! Know them all. Yes they played for Sheffield Deaf in the 1960s and early 1970s. All are Wendy fans but Jimmy's son, Ashley, is a big Blade. Will look for a photo of Sheffield Deaf FC in 1960 with all three of them in it plus the late Cyril Davies (Kevin Davies dad) who was the best of all and Derek Dooley mentioned him in his autobiography and post it in here
I started in the building game 1972 as an apprentice bricklayer they were renowned names especially on town centre jobs.
You didn't mess with them
 
I wasn't really addressing it to you - it was just a handy in for me to proselytise for a bit. :)

Oh for the love of biscuits, not the ethos thing again! I never thought our descent into third tier crap was due to the ethos stuff. It was due to crap management. To me, "ethos" means a consistency of approach which spans managerial changes and permeates all levels of the club. To you I suspect it means a Weir-esque devotion to passing, regardless of efficacy. Obviously my preferred ethos would involve passing football, but I've covered that in the previous sermon. :)
My point has always been that "ethos" means absolutely fuck all. Yet plenty wanted a change in it, whatever the hell that meant - but it manifested itself in anti hoof - and a period when the ball being on the floor became the be all and end all - with predictable (non) results.

It was "ethos" that delivered Swansea to the premiership, apparently. Presumably it's now "ethos" that can't win an argument for them.Stoke's "ethos" was switched overnight, with no detriment to the club. It didn't take some mythical constancy of philosophy to deliver results.

The point has always been to not get hung up on any philosophy - just winning, and using the relevant tools at your disposal, at whatever time, to deliver that. Everything else it fluff.

Everyone accepts that they'd rather see a footballing style over playing percentages. Everyone understands that the best teams will play the best football, but that's because they have the best players - though bizarrely some don't see that part. If you don't have the cash for good players then you're going to be more successful playing the percentages. It's all so obvious that the only reason this debate can go on is by the constant creation of straw men.

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How did you reckon the Robson and Speed experiments with "passing" went?

If you'd read all my post you may know my answer.

Basically when it comes to style and winning in the long term or at the top level I can't put it better than JohnDenver does above - so I'll refer you to that post.
 
If you don't have the cash for good players then you're going to be more successful playing the percentages.

There's little room for argument when we define the term differently. :) But I'd just pick out the above and suggest that if you've little cash, you also can't afford to swap out your whole squad when you change managers. So some consistency in managerial appointments is important, and that's a key way in which I'd choose to define the E word.

But you're right about straw men - that's a tactic employed for folk's amusement isn't it?
 
Jesus said to them, “A prophet is not without honor except in his own town"

Mark 6:4

What pompous pious tripe.

Do you really consider yourself a 'prophet'? No, don't answer that.

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

Matthew 5:5

That's not going to happen either, is it?

Great stuff that bible, innit?

Let's put that well worn record back on, about how shit it was under Basset and how Done is a 'runaround'.
 
There's little room for argument when we define the term differently. :) But I'd just pick out the above and suggest that if you've little cash, you also can't afford to swap out your whole squad when you change managers. So some consistency in managerial appointments is important, and that's a key way in which I'd choose to define the E word.

But you're right about straw men - that's a tactic employed for folk's amusement isn't it?
The best players are the best athletes with the best technical ability. It doesn't need any philosophy to define that. You end up with shit players and a percentage game because you're potless, not by design. Warnock and Basset came in under dire circumstances, the players were acquired under a needs must philosophy, not because they didn't want more technically gifted ones.

I maintain that the remit to deliver anti hoof / change in ethos, dictated by McCabe and supported by some fans, is responsible for the worst period in the club's history.

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The best players are the best athletes with the best technical ability. It doesn't need any philosophy to define that. You end up with shit players and a percentage game because your potless, not by design. Warnock and Basset came in under dire circumstances, the players were acquired under needs must philosophy, not because gmthet didn't want more technically gifted ones.

I maintain that the remit to deliver anti hoof / change in ethos, dictated by McCabe and supported by some fans, has delivered the worst period in the club's history.

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But if McCabe had appointed Wilder back then (allow me the possibility for argument's sake), perhaps it would all have been different? The appointments are key, and if you err slightly, a sacking need not be too disruptive if you appoint with some consistency. That's been part of West Brom and Swansea's past success, amongst other factors.

Your point about players is fair to a point but it's not all that simple. We spent £2m on big Darius who might be worth that money to a Bassett side, but certainly not in a Wilder XI. So recruitment is something that consistency is vital for.
 
But if McCabe had appointed Wilder back then (allow me the possibility for argument's sake), perhaps it would all have been different? The appointments are key, and if you err slightly, a sacking need not be too disruptive if you appoint with some consistency. That's been part of West Brom and Swansea's past success, amongst other factors.

Your point about players is fair to a point but it's not all that simple. We spent £2m on big Darius who might be worth that money to a Bassett side, but certainly not in a Wilder XI. So recruitment is something that consistency is vital for.
The other point I didn't make was that the managers who will base there style of football around players like Henderson are few and far between, and not something we should base any footballing plan on. Basset, Blackwell and Warnock (less so) were at an extreme. They were employed, functionally, because we were potless, not really by design (less so Blackwell).

Sacking managers every season is a shit plan for all sorts of other issues. Managers will want there own players either way.

And as an example, let's take the example of the switch from one anti hoof merchant (Clough) to another (Adkins) - presumably that ticks your box, yet would you try to argue that the expenditure and returns of these regimes have been anything other than utterly woeful?

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What pompous pious tripe.

Do you really consider yourself a 'prophet'? No, don't answer that.

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

Matthew 5:5

That's not going to happen either, is it?

Great stuff that bible, innit?

Let's put that well worn record back on, about how shit it was under Basset and how Done is a 'runaround'.



Jesus Christ !!!
 
The other point I didn't make was that the managers who will base there style of football around players like Henderson are few and far between, and not something we should base any footballing plan on.

"Footballing plan" - if you think we should have one, then that's part of my definition of ethos. :)

They were employed, functionally, because we were potless, not really by design (less so Blackwell).

True enough, but the exception, Blackwell, is my poster boy because his idea of football was so far removed from what his predecessor's was (supposed to be), and his successor's actually was, that it really cost us in making these swinging alterations in method.

Sacking managers every season is a shit plan for all sorts of other issues. Managers will want there own players either way.

And as an example, let's take the example of the switch from one anti hoof merchant (Clough) to another (Adkins) - presumably that ticks your box, yet would you try to argue that the expenditure and returns of these regimes have been anything other than utterly woeful?

Granted. Nothing is more important than making good appointments, and continuity is only partially achievable for the reasons you outline, but I still think it's a worthy and pragmatic aim.
 
It was a light hearted remark. If you pause to read what I say, I do indeed come across people with mental health problems in the course of my work. I know the provisions of the Mental Health Act 1983 better than anyone on the forum.

I repeat, no person with mental health problems would be troubled by a frivolity on a message board.

Your last sentence is certainly correct but should not be aimed in my direction.


"I know the provisions........Mental Health Act.......better than anyone .....'

How many times can you be remanded on a Section 35 ?

Part 4 of the Act so you should get that one
 



Any one who talks down to other blades football knowledge and uses some of the insulting language he does After they were the sole advocate of David weir and his dreary ineffective brand of football should have tge good grace to skulk off meekly into the sunset


That's interesting, you are a new member of this board yet you know in detail what other members posted a few years ago.
 

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