I don't mind Oli having a giggle with his mates. The only problem is, in these situations he's in a lose/lose position. Dress like a soldier, but don't go into battle, then you're a wanker. Dress like a soldier and go into battle (as a professional and instantly recognisable footballer), then you're a fool!
It's a bit like all the wankers dressing up to the nines for Millwall away. You know, polished dockers, stoney tops etc, giving it the big I am at London Bridge for the tourists, with of course an army of coppers to watch over them. Then we get off the train at South Bermondsey and they all sneak down Cowards Alley with me!