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[1889]

Wizard’s sleeve.

Welly Top.

 

[JohnDenver]

Odds on him being ruled out for the season with an STD?

These things happen...

Cricket: Barry Glendenning on Shoaib Akhtar's delicate condition

Barry Glendenning: The Pakistan Cricket Board seemed to take great pleasure revealing the excruciating minutiae of Akhtar's condition

www.google.co.uk

 

[North East Blade]

Hahahaha

 

[Stretch]

I guess I am the only one who doesn't actually think she is up to much. Botox is a massive turn off for me. Fish lips and all that.

Fair do's to him though.

 

[JJ Sefton]

I guess I am the only one who doesn't actually think she is up to much. Botox is a massive turn off for me. Fish lips and all that.

Fair do's to him though.

I prefer Walkers crisps to KP, but if you chuck a packet of Skips at me I’m gonna eat ‘em.

 

[Stretch]

I prefer Walkers crisps to KP, but if you chuck a packet of Skips at me I’m gonna eat ‘em.

Skips just make me think about smelly fingers....quite appropriate in this case.

 

[Freddy Dunning-Kruger]

 

[North East Blade]

Ah oli wants to watch him sen she’s probably got more diseases than a doctors waiting room and I agree she’s not even owt special

 

[Rodley]

Post coital Domestos wet wipe?

 

[SwissBlade]

Ah oli wants to watch him sen she’s probably got more diseases than a doctors waiting room and I agree she’s not even owt special

You say all that like its a bad thing... Jeez, did you never go to Xanadu's, Roxy's or Pharoe's (Barnsleys premier egyptian themed night club) in your day?

 

[DronnieBlade]

So it’s true then.

Fuckwits attract Fuckwits !

UTB

 

[WhittingtonBlade]

Can’t fault the lad tbf... hopefully she wasn’t agreeing to sleep with his mate & he just joined in

 

[North East Blade]

 

[Cerberus Blade]

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Slightly off-topic, but I've noticed that pizza increasingly seems to be an accomplice to raunchy things that happen? For example, I was looking for a pizza delivery the other day and I googled it and it took me straight to a video of a woman answering the door naked to a pizza delivery boy. Then of course, there was the infamous pizza in the Ched case. I am just wondering if pizza is now actually becoming "the food of sex"? Because in my day it used to be fish n' chips (as a kid growing up in Chesterfield) and you always knew if the girl was enjoying it if she dropped them.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

McBurnie be like...

 

[robbiez666]

What is it with us and thick as pigshit strikers?

Oli, Ched, Che

 

[Cerberus Blade]

What is it with us and thick as pigshit strikers?

Oli, Ched, Che

I'm afraid it's something that affects a lot of strikers. Whether it's to do with heading the ball too much I don't know? But in general, strikers are not the brightest of footballers. Goalkeepers, on the other hand, are more intelligent and are quite romantic. As in the following...

 

[blader]

It’s only fans.

How do you know?

 

[SwissBlade]

Looks like McBurnie will be emptying his pods this weekend.

GLTTL

 

[Ranmoorblade]

He’s made The Scum newspaper, wonder if his conquest will be filmed and put online?

Redirect Notice

 

[North East Blade]

She’s from Sheffield but supports Derby

 

[S6 Blade]

He’s made The Scum newspaper, wonder if his conquest will be filmed and put online?

Redirect Notice

If it is at least we’ll know all parties agreed to it. Don’t need another Ched situation

 

[Scarebus]

Elle, who has starred in films such as Golden Shower Girls 2 ...

She has also been in Babespotting 2, and Sex in the Suburbs.

That's some CV

 

[BladeByChoice]

She’s our 69...

Finished it off for you.

She’s our slapper, she’s our 69
Drops her pants for the red and white
Cost fuck all and she’s not from Swansea
And she takes the prick of McBurnie

 

[BushBlade]

Elle, who has starred in films such as Golden Shower Girls 2 ...

She has also been in Babespotting 2, and Sex in the Suburbs.

That's some CV

Golden Shower Girls

Almost as good as Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

 

[Rodley]

Boldly going going where 1,000 men have gone before.

Word is she’s actually married (raises more questions than answers), she’s pushing it for the publicity and they’ve actually never met.

 

[CrookesBlade]

Elle, who has starred in films such as Golden Shower Girls 2 ...

She has also been in Babespotting 2, and Sex in the Suburbs.

That's some CV

Is ‘Babespotting 2’ a heroin addiction themed adult film? That’s incredibly niche.

 

[North East Blade]

 

[JJ Sefton]

 

[metalblade]

Eeeeewwwwgh she'd make my johnson shrivel up and die, you'd have to be desperate or not very choosy to tackle that cow.