Mattie Pollock

[bongleblade]

A gallon of magnet should clinch this signing

maggots surely

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Are Grimsby sell fish?

 

[BLADES1988]

When hes dropped to the bench...........Wilders dropped a Pollock there!

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Pollocks!

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Where's Bradley Walsh we i need him.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Low scale signing. I thought we'd be fishing in a bigger pond than this. Can't see him knocking any of our defenders off their perch.

 

[benn5712]

There’s some cod awful puns in this thread

Quite right. Trawling the depths for some of these.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

We should dolphinatley stop the fish jokes.

 

[benn5712]

Warnock. "Who wouldn't want to be with this Grouper lads?

 

[The Crab]

Our recent history of pescatorially nomenclatured players does not bode well. Have you forgotten Conor Sammon?

Been trying to forget him. An actual Salmon would have been more use

 

[benn5712]

We should dolphinatley stop the fish jokes.

What was the porpoise of that comment?

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Fish pun.

 

[benn5712]

Been trying to forget him. An actual Salmon would have been more use

Mad Friday two days early. Good 'ere innit?

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Name 3 fish that start and end with the same letter.

 

[benn5712]

Name 3 fish that start and end with the same letter.

Killer shark
Kwiksave frozen Haddock
Kilmarnock, a pla(i)ce in Scotland.

 

[Rocketmark66]

Seal of approval from me

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Killer shark
Kwiksave frozen Haddock
Kilmarnock, a pla(i)ce in Scotland.

Yes, yes and yes

 

[INTERUNITED]

We are obviously scaling back on our targets.

 

[Barney]

Seems to be going for a fee to the tuna £2m?

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Seal of approval from me

 

[Teddy]

I hake when journalists just lazily compare a new prospect to an existing top level player. If they took the time to mullet over they’d realise he’s nowt like Harry Maguire.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

FIN

 

[Farnboroughblade]

This is all codswallop. He'll finish up going to S6 with tunaman. He'll snap him up.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

6 foot 3 and full of mussels.

 

[Grappler]

Don't want to Hammerhead the point home too much, but what experience does he have at this level? The lad could Flounder, and don't forget ours is very much a team game, no room for any Sailfish players at SUFC.

 

[benn5712]

Something something.. Back roe ..something Jack Rodwell something...

 

[benn5712]

This is all codswallop. He'll finish up going to S6 with tunaman. He'll snap him up.

... over Gary Monkfish's head.

 

[SufcBilly]

You should all be ashamed. Fishgraceful

 

[Houso]

We really are living the bream.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

We really are living the bream.

You can shoal your way out.