Mark Duffy wears...

[TheFlashingBlade]

...”Spice Bomb” by Viktor Rolf (it’s an aftershave apparently) and smells gorgeous (apparently).

Jack O’Connell wears “Magic Hat” by Chanel (No 5 obviously).

I wear a stupid grin.

 

[Boxer Blade]

View attachment 45833 ...”Spice Bomb” by Viktor Rolf (it’s an aftershave apparently) and smells gorgeous (apparently).

Jack O’Connell wears “Magic Hat” by Chanel (No 5 obviously).

I wear a stupid grin.

Which one is you?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Which one is you?

The one replacing the five year old who generally have photos taken with players

 

[TheFlashingBlade]

I’m the one on the right.

Got to say that that Jack O’Connell’s gone to seed lately. No wonder he needs to wear that magic hat with that receding hairline...

 

[Trigger Blade]

I always wondered what Matt Bell looked like

At least he’s wearing a poppy, those two should be ashamed of themselves and deserve the sack. Even the dancers on Strictly wear poppies while they’re rehearsing.

 

[Blade for Sale]

View attachment 45833 ...”Spice Bomb” by Viktor Rolf (it’s an aftershave apparently) and smells gorgeous (apparently).

Jack O’Connell wears “Magic Hat” by Chanel (No 5 obviously).

I wear a stupid grin.

Chapeau Magique. Le nouveau parfum de Chanel.
Eef ze world throws you briques. Ed ze fuqueurs baque.

 

[alcoblade]

I’m the one on the right.

Got to say that that Jack O’Connell’s gone to seed lately. No wonder he needs to wear that magic hat with that receding hairline...

Fucking hell! I’d swap.

 

[TheFlashingBlade]

The one replacing the five year old who generally have photos taken with players

Can’t deny I feel like a five year old waiting for kick off...

 

[JohnDenver]

Fucking hell! I’d swap.

Nah, going bald is shit. Being bald is cool.

 

[Digger]

I'm not sure why but that photo has made me feel a bit more confident about tonight.

 

[Woodwaaard]

Don't tell me that Duffy wears aftershave... having not shaved?

#ultimatemalenono

 

[Sheffsteel]

The one replacing the five year old who generally have photos taken with players

That’s quite funny.

I’m in my early 50’s, never met any players in recent years but if I ever met Chris “The Messiah” Wilder, Chris Bashambauer and Mark “The Bounce Killer” Duffy i’d try to act mature and cool but i’m sure i’d lose control and become like a 5 year old again ha ha.
I’d be shy, nervous and tongue tied as though I’m chatting up a really fit bird, it would be embarrassing.

My chat up line to Jack would probably be “......hello Jack.....where’s your magic hat”
He’d give me a dirty look as though he’s heard that line 10,000 times
Then i’d turn to Mark and “er....er....er....hope you kill some bouncing in the derby”
He’d say ‘yeh” and again give me that look as though he’s heard this 10,000 times,
Then there would be an embarrassing silence and i’d just walk off and feel like a fool.

 

[Trafford]

And a T-shirt showing a flowery version of a lady's reproductive organs.....

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

TheFlashingBlade what's in a name? Does it tell us what you get up to after a few shandies?

 

[TheFlashingBlade]

TheFlashingBlade what's in a name? Does it tell us what you get up to after a few shandies?

Ciders rather than shandies, but yes, that's pretty spot on. I should have captioned the photo "The Bounce Killer, The Brick Killer, and The Serial Killer (and Sex Offender)"

 

[DronnieBlade]

Magic boots

UTB

 

[Th!stledo]

That’s quite funny.

I’m in my early 50’s, never met any players in recent years but if I ever met Chris “The Messiah” Wilder, Chris Bashambauer and Mark “The Bounce Killer” Duffy i’d try to act mature and cool but i’m sure i’d lose control and become like a 5 year old again ha ha.
I’d be shy, nervous and tongue tied as though I’m chatting up a really fit bird, it would be embarrassing.

My chat up line to Jack would probably be “......hello Jack.....where’s your magic hat”
He’d give me a dirty look as though he’s heard that line 10,000 times
Then i’d turn to Mark and “er....er....er....hope you kill some bouncing in the derby”
He’d say ‘yeh” and again give me that look as though he’s heard this 10,000 times,
Then there would be an embarrassing silence and i’d just walk off and feel like a fool.

That could work with 'real fit birds' ... if they were Mr Bean fans.

 

[mancunianblade]

Good to see the Club Shop stock is given to players after sitting on the clearance rail for 6 months.

 

[benn5712]

I'm not sure why but that photo has made me feel a bit more confident about tonight.

The one in the middle isn't playing.

 

[GrayBlade]

Don't tell me that Duffy wears aftershave... having not shaved?

#ultimatemalenono

Times have changed Woody lad.

 

[BLADES1988]

Women's knickers?

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Flowery Twats. *In response to Trafford's "Flowery ladies' reproductive organs" t-shirt comment which seems to have vanished.

 

[Bladesman]

A magic cat?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

View attachment 45833 ...”Spice Bomb” by Viktor Rolf (it’s an aftershave apparently) and smells gorgeous (apparently).

Jack O’Connell wears “Magic Hat” by Chanel (No 5 obviously).

I wear a stupid grin.

 

[BritishSteel]

Mark Duffy wears ..... A David Cameron mask. One did it for his own pleasure , the other made half this city happy.