Make Up A Shit Rivalry For Championship 21/22

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Nine Inch Nalis

Nine Inch Nalis

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It's entirely possible that we could be without Pigs, Toytown and the Dingles as local fixtures next season, and if Brighton/Palace and Norwich/Ipswich can be called derbies then anything can.
So let's develop an unreasonable dislike of another team, anyone will do.

I'll start:

Luton Town: The M1/A57/A1/A6/A505 Derby or The Martin Cranie Classic

It's time these bastards entered our radar. I fully expect banners to be made of Cranie's face with 'Judas' written on them, and effigies of him hung outside Cricks. Plus their ground's wank and we'll get a poor away allocation next season. Booooooooo, wankers, Eric Morecambe? I shit him.
 
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Haven’t us and Nottingham Forest had an unhealthy regard for each other, over the years?....Scabbie bastards.
 
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CarlMcBlade said:
Haven’t us and Nottingham Forest had an unhealthy regard for each other, over the years?....Scabbie bastards.
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I think it's a Sheffield / Nottingham thing. Its the same with the Ice Hockey, but in that sport there's something of a Sheffield / Cardiff hatred too........
 
Stretch said:
Huddersfield - The "1 season PL wonders" derby.
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I developed something of a soft spot for them years ago when I used to go up every weekend to see an ex-girlfriend.

Almost went to watch them play at home once, then it dawned on me that I'd be rooting for a team in blue and white stripes and quickly disregarded the idea.
 
Stretch said:
Weren't there a few run offs with their firm back in the good old days too? They were supposed to be quite handy weren't they?
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I remember one occasion before the match sometime back in the 70s or 80s, I was in the Cricketers when, being upstairs with a couple of old school mates and their families, we saw a Scab out side (we were in the room upstairs by the window). He was shouting out a challenge but nobody took him up on it.

Next thing thing we know, as he's being totally ignored, is he marches into the pub, (I'm told this is what happened) and issues a challenge whilst also turning a glass upside down on the table in the old-fashioned way.

Again, no response.

He decides to walk out and it was then we heard the glasses smashing and he emerges beneath us absolutely covered in blood.

Handy, or barking?

I'm sure I heard he topped himself in later years.
 



BornOnShorehamStreet said:
I remember one occasion before the match sometime back in the 70s or 80s, I was in the Cricketers when, being upstairs with a couple of old school mates and their families, we saw a Scab out side (we were in the room upstairs by the window). He was shouting out a challenge but nobody took him up on it.

Next thing thing we know, as he's being totally ignored, is he marches into the pub, (I'm told this is what happened) and issues a challenge whilst also turning a glass upside down on the table in the old-fashioned way.

Again, no response.

He decides to walk out and it was then we heard the glasses smashing and he emerges beneath us absolutely covered in blood.

Handy, or barking?

I'm sure I heard he topped himself in later years.
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Sounds like the B side of a Kenny Rogers record.
 
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