Make Up A Shit Rivalry For Championship 21/22

[Nine Inch Nalis]

It's entirely possible that we could be without Pigs, Toytown and the Dingles as local fixtures next season, and if Brighton/Palace and Norwich/Ipswich can be called derbies then anything can.
So let's develop an unreasonable dislike of another team, anyone will do.

I'll start:

Luton Town: The M1/A57/A1/A6/A505 Derby or The Martin Cranie Classic

It's time these bastards entered our radar. I fully expect banners to be made of Cranie's face with 'Judas' written on them, and effigies of him hung outside Cricks. Plus their ground's wank and we'll get a poor away allocation next season. Booooooooo, wankers, Eric Morecambe? I shit him.

 

[FMBlade1]

COVENTRY

The John Fleck Derby... everyone bring tennis balls

 

[Vassilis]

I imagine Derby don't like us much at the moment.

 

[Houston_Blade]

West Brom - just because of Sam Allardyce. Gum chewing prick.

 

[YouFUMS]

Peterborough...the posh bastards!! hate em

 

[Seth Rollins]

Swansea. Whoever loses gets McBurnie.

 

[Davalon]

If crowds are allowed back properly then expect some kick off with Lincoln

 

[Ralph Blade]

Swansea, making strikers look good.

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

If crowds are allowed back properly then expect some kick off with Lincoln

Guaranteed.

I'm expect a Port Vale away in L1 sort of scenario there.

 

[Davalon]

Guaranteed.

I'm expect a Port Vale away in L1 sort of scenario there.

Deffo.

Everyone I've ever worked with from Lincolnshire has seemed to have a chip on their shoulder about Yorkshire.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Deffo.

Everyone I've ever worked with from Lincolnshire has seemed to have a chip on their shoulder about Yorkshire.

Must be all the potatoes they grow

 

[BushBlade]

Don’t need to. Forest.

 

[PokerBlade]

I'm fairly sure one of Hull or Huddersfield or both hate us, and I don't know why or how to tell them apart.

We'll call it the 2 for 1 derby because they're basically the same.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Must be all the potatoes they grow

Nice I see what you did there

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Haven’t us and Nottingham Forest had an unhealthy regard for each other, over the years?....Scabbie bastards.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Deffo.

Everyone I've ever worked with from Lincolnshire has seemed to have a chip on their shoulder about Yorkshire.

I don’t hate bloody Yorkies I married one ..... oh wait

 

[The Crab]

Haven’t us and Nottingham Forest had an unhealthy regard for each other, over the years?....Scabbie bastards.

I think it's a Sheffield / Nottingham thing. Its the same with the Ice Hockey, but in that sport there's something of a Sheffield / Cardiff hatred too........

 

[Stretch]

Deffo.

Everyone I've ever worked with from Lincolnshire has seemed to have a chip on their shoulder about Yorkshire.

Weren't there a few run offs with their firm back in the good old days too? They were supposed to be quite handy weren't they?

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Haven’t us and Nottingham Forest had an unhealthy regard for each other, over the years?....Scabbie bastards.

Yeah, I hate them second only to Wednesday personally, and it's VERY close.

 

[Stretch]

Huddersfield - The "1 season PL wonders" derby.

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Huddersfield - The "1 season PL wonders" derby.

I developed something of a soft spot for them years ago when I used to go up every weekend to see an ex-girlfriend.

Almost went to watch them play at home once, then it dawned on me that I'd be rooting for a team in blue and white stripes and quickly disregarded the idea.

 

[nicksufc]

I'm fairly sure Hull dislike us, but it's easy to forget about Hull. I already have as I'm typing this comment out.

 

[sufc323]

Bristol City.

The two team city but everyone just calls them by their location derby.

Also called Sheffield v Bristol to pundits and neutrals.

 

[BushBlade]

Bristol City.

The two team city but everyone just calls them by their location derby.

Also called Sheffield v Bristol to pundits and neutrals.

And managed by a cock.

 

[McGrath]

Sheffield Wedne........

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Middlesbrough. The Yorkshire, but not really Yorkshire derby.

 

[sufc323]

And managed by a cock.

There is that too.

Don't know why, but I've never liked them. They seem to have a Wednesday type arrogance about them

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Weren't there a few run offs with their firm back in the good old days too? They were supposed to be quite handy weren't they?

I remember one occasion before the match sometime back in the 70s or 80s, I was in the Cricketers when, being upstairs with a couple of old school mates and their families, we saw a Scab out side (we were in the room upstairs by the window). He was shouting out a challenge but nobody took him up on it.

Next thing thing we know, as he's being totally ignored, is he marches into the pub, (I'm told this is what happened) and issues a challenge whilst also turning a glass upside down on the table in the old-fashioned way.

Again, no response.

He decides to walk out and it was then we heard the glasses smashing and he emerges beneath us absolutely covered in blood.

Handy, or barking?

I'm sure I heard he topped himself in later years.

 

[Rodley]

Forest are in our top three anyway.

 

[benn5712]

I remember one occasion before the match sometime back in the 70s or 80s, I was in the Cricketers when, being upstairs with a couple of old school mates and their families, we saw a Scab out side (we were in the room upstairs by the window). He was shouting out a challenge but nobody took him up on it.

Next thing thing we know, as he's being totally ignored, is he marches into the pub, (I'm told this is what happened) and issues a challenge whilst also turning a glass upside down on the table in the old-fashioned way.

Again, no response.

He decides to walk out and it was then we heard the glasses smashing and he emerges beneath us absolutely covered in blood.

Handy, or barking?

I'm sure I heard he topped himself in later years.

Sounds like the B side of a Kenny Rogers record.