Lys Mousset Chant

[pommpey]

How about

"Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Fuckin' 'ell it's Lys Moussett
L-ys Mou-ssett
I've just pumped
and it
stinks

Fuckin' 'ell it's Lys Moussett
L-ys Mou-ssett
We signed him from
Boooourne-mouth
Signed him from Booooourne-mouth"

To the tune of Eastenders. It needs some work, like.

or

"Hark now hear the Wednesday sing
United ran ... "

Oh hang on ...

"Hark now hear United sing
The pigfans ran away
Lys Moussett, oh Lys Moussett
Because of Boxing Day"

To the tune of 'Hark now hear' or whatever it's called. That Christmas song what is on t'radio

Needs some work, like.

pommpey

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

"He's fast, as owt, his arse is sticking out Lys Mousset, Lys Mousseeeetttt"

 

[northsomersetblade]

1.45 Ollie McBurnie.......Mousset Moussett

I'll get me coat

 

[I should coco]

Ly--y-y-y-y-y-s , Lys Mousett
Ly--y-y-y-y-y-s , Lys Mousett
The Blades want you in our arms
The Blades want you and all your charms
Whenever we want you, all we have to do is
Ly--y-y-y-y-y-s , Lys Mousett




In the immortal words of the Southern Bard pommpey ,

Needs some work like'

 

[pommpey]

Ly--y-y-y-y-y-s , Lys Mousett
Ly--y-y-y-y-y-s , Lys Mousett
The Blades want you in our arms
The Blades want you and all your charms
Whenever we want you, all we have to do is
Ly--y-y-y-y-y-s , Lys Mousett




In the immortal words of the Southern Bard pommpey ,

Needs some work like'

Thats fucking ACE mate!

Wonder if they'll start singing it!

pommpey

 

[Grappler]

Take your time, take your time, Sheff United
Take your time, take your time, I say
Take your time, take your time, Sheff United
Something, something, something
Lys Mousset

 

[I should coco]

Take your time, take your time, Sheff United
Take your time, take your time, I say
Take your time, take your time, Sheff United
Something, something, something
Lys Mousset

You missed off the 'needs more work like...'

 

[DifferentClass]

He loves the croissants
He loves the frogs legs
His arse's fuckin' massive...

 

[Bill Johnson]

Sadly I fear the lumpen proletariat have already spoken.
The king is dead long live the king.
There it is.
As if he was never here.
Love the one to I like to move it and Cocos just above.
Won't happen though.
Who was that guy had that there it is song again? I forget.

 

[Yank]

Not sure y’all translates that well to Yorkshire

Looks like Dorian is headed your way. Stay safe this week.

Haha you may be right.And appreciate that luckily forecast here in Western NC mainly just some showers and not too bad wind but a good friend of mine lives in Miami and they evacuated this morn.

 

[blade too long]

If I could turn a progamme page
the team I would rearrange
Just a place or two
(eat my, eat my. eat my pies)
wilder has found a way
A way that we can play
so we believe in you
(eat my , eat my , eat my pies)
Mousset lys
weve got sweet Mosset Lys
(sing for Lys ,sing for Lys ,sing for Mousset Lys)
Oh, no you cant disguise
hes the guy , hes the guy , hes the guy

Stevie Nicks just messaged me this one

 

[Grappler]

If I could turn a progamme page
the team I would rearrange
Just a place or two
(eat my, eat my. eat my pies)
wilder has found a way
A way that we can play
so we believe in you
(eat my , eat my , eat my pies)
Mousset lys
weve got sweet Mosset Lys
(sing for Lys ,sing for Lys ,sing for Mousset Lys)
Oh, no you cant disguise
hes the guy , hes the guy , hes the guy

Stevie Nicks just messaged me this one

"...Stevie Nicks just messaged me this one..."


Tell her to get her own songs, Christine McVie wrote and sang "Little Lies"

 

[PittsburghBlade]

the moose the moose the moose is on fire we don't need no Maupay let that mother f*cker burn

 

[blade too long]

"...Stevie Nicks just messaged me this one..."


Tell her to get her own songs, Christine McVie wrote and sang "Little Lies"

dem bitches always squabbling

 

[Tom Bott]

You fill up my senses
just like Lys Mousset
with Sheffield united
come thrill me again

Na Na Na Na Na Na Mooooooooooooossssseeeee

Just need to think of a tune for it.

 

[LenTednTony]

Je suis une Blades fan
Nous avon un Superstar
Il s’appelle Lys Moussett
He scores from near or

......or maybe I’ll get mi coit!

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Hitting on Baldock and Mousset
They’re quite attractive if you’re inclined that way
Hitting on Baldock and Mousset, wasting time

 

[Woodwardfan]

CWAK, BASH, CWAK, BILL, CWAK. BASH. CWAK.

WE GOT MOOSE, WE GOT MOOSE.

CWAK, JAGS, CWAK, MAC, CWAK, FLECK, CWAK.

WE GOT MAC AND MOOSE.


ALTOGETHER NOW....


CWAK, DEAN, CWAK, JOHN, CWAK, JACK, CWAK.

WE GOT DAVE, WE GOT MOOSE.

CWAK, LUKE, CWAK GEORGE, CWAK, CALL, CWAK.

WE GOT MAC AND MOOSE.

 

[Willie Foulkes]

Hark now hear United sing
The Chelsea ran away
He's French, he's ours, he's f***ing great
His name is Lys Mousset

 

[Craniotomie]

Si senior but give the ball to moussett instead of Bobby like the Liverpool song

Si senior give the ball to mousset he will score

It’s criminal this hasn’t caught on.

“There’s something that the kop want you to know
The best in the world it’s Lys Mousset for sure
His touch is sublime, give him the ball and he’ll score every time
Oui monsieur, give the ball to Lys and he will score”

Alternatively “feed the moose and he will score”


Repeat ad nauseam

 

[mattbianco1]

I think its pronounced Leese then Moo-Set

Where does the "then" come into it ?

 

[bongleblade]

You fill up my senses
Like a stringed garlic necklace

 

[I should coco]

You fill up my senses
Like a stringed garlic necklace

Like a packet of Gitanes
Like a good plate of snails
Like a night out in Marseille
Like a steak and frites sandwich

Like Republique de Francais
Viens me comblet

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I really like that and it would be hilarious if it took off. Would be a crowd favourite for sure.

Yes, this is best by a country mile. Short simple and everybody knows the original. Also it fits how his name is actually pronounced

I like to Mousset Mousset
I like to Mousset Mousset
I like to Mousset!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Owt's better than the McBurnie one. Awful.

 

[I should coco]

Owt's better than the McBurnie one. Awful.

The original Manyoo lyrics are okay:

Going on up to the spirit in the sky
It's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best

 

[ZerZ]

Oh he is Lys Mousset and he is so wonderful,
when he scores a goal oh it is beautiful its magical

when he runs down the line he's as fast as lightening, it's frightening and it makes all the boys sing....

doh do doh dodo do doodododododod

Sung to the tune of Scooter’s “The Logical Song"

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

The original Manyoo lyrics are okay:

Going on up to the spirit in the sky
It's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best

Did you ever see that embarrassing version sung by them 2 lady Wednesday bastards when stood with the D-Taxi supremo?

'when we go up and we're playing city
We're gonna go on the piss with Chansiri'

He'll have left or be dead before they play City in a league fixture.

And if he does leave, they'll close down.

So I hope he leaves. Someone just keep calling him a cunt on twitter. He doesn't like that. He might fuck off then.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

The original Manyoo lyrics are okay:

Going on up to the spirit in the sky
It's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best

Much, much better.

"And he goes by the name of McBurnie". Cringe worthy, tame.

 

[Pinchy]

Much, much better.

"And he goes by the name of McBurnie". Cringe worthy, tame.

Oh, that’s the tune of the McBurnie song is it? Well, no it isn’t, but you know what so mean.