Lundstram’s Swagger

[Rufus Smalls]

Anyone else noticed over the last few games ..... he prances around like he’s running the show without actually creating anything. Constantly slowing play up and passing sideways or backwards...... Starting to piss me right off now !!

 

[Drunk blade]

Anyone else noticed over the last few games ..... he prances around like he’s running the show without actually creating anything. Constantly slowing play up and passing sideways or backwards...... Starting to piss me right off now !!

Couldn't even be arsed to close down for their 3rd

 

[Bladesman]

Wilder's biggest mistake is playing a player that doesn't want to be here.

 

[FTPE]

Absolutely raging at his closing down for the 3rd.
Fuming!!

 

[Nelson1889]

Absolutely fucking pathetic performance from him tonight, if you can actually call it that. If he's not signing get him fucked off to the reserves, he's clearly not arsed.

 

[Albert Grumble]

Anyone else noticed over the last few games ..... he prances around like he’s running the show without actually creating anything. Constantly slowing play up and passing sideways or backwards...... Starting to piss me right off now !!

Been getting on my tits for a while now

 

[gordoncharles]

I don't like scapegoating players at all, if they're shite I prefer to blame the manager for picking them.

Apropos nothing, I won't miss John Lundstram.

 

[breeny]

He nearly played the ball back at one point when it was impossible to do so...

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Only one person to blame and that’s Chris Wilder. His man management skills this season are lacklustre to say the least.

 

[Belvedere Blade]

Absolutely useless this evening just ball watching and giving the ball away slow and lazy. Why wilder picks Lundstram when he knows he will be going end of season

 

[Vincent tomp]

what a lazy c*nt. doesn't even look like he wants to play

 

[ScottBlade]

We should start Bogle at RCM now Baldock is back fit.

Play the lads that actually give a shit. Lundstram is done.

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

Imagine at your work there was someone given a promotion despite them telling everyone they wont be there in 12 months. How would that make you feel if you were part of his team or he was picked for that promotion ahead of you.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

He has picked up his performances lately but today he was terrible, he does seem to have a really poor attitude in some games, today being another example.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Fuck him off, showed tonight he doesn't give a shit.

 

[guancheblade]

Anyone else noticed over the last few games ..... he prances around like he’s running the show without actually creating anything. Constantly slowing play up and passing sideways or backwards...... Starting to piss me right off now !!

Last few games? Mate that's Lundstram ever since he signed!

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Anyone else noticed over the last few games ..... he prances around like he’s running the show without actually creating anything. Constantly slowing play up and passing sideways or backwards...... Starting to piss me right off now !!

pulls his leg back in slow motion to kick the ball like he’s got all the time in the fucking world.

the biggest stifle of our attacks going. Gets the ball (NEVER on the half turn), traps it, passes it back or sideways. No turn of pace on him.

 

[S64 Blade]

Adds more bafflement to why we didn’t sign a midfielder in the summer.

 

[FTPE]

We should start Bogle at RCM now Baldock is back fit.

Play the lads that actually give a shit. Lundstram is done.

I have nothing to add, I just wanted this comment to be seen again as its absolutely spot on.

 

[bladesince64]

He's very good at conning us all into thinking he's still putting effort in (including Wilder seemingly)

Gives the ball away endlessly, pretends to shoot but everything goes into row z, passes sideways and backwards then stands still with no movement., jogs around and never tracks his runner.

Been saying this for months but everyone else seem to say he's the best we've got so he has to play etc etc.

Bigger conman than the Serpent

 

[Bartleby]

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[Bladesman]

He's very good at conning us all into thinking he's still putting effort in (including Wilder seemingly)

Gives the ball away endlessly, pretends to shoot but everything goes into row z, passes sideways and backwards then stands still with no movement., jogs around and never tracks his runner.

Been saying this for months but everyone else seem to say he's the best we've got so he has to play etc etc.

Bigger conman than the Serpent

Fans would have booed him off the pitch.

 

[ancientblade]

been saying it all season hasnt been interested and strolls about like an arse just cant believe chris has continued playing him would sooner see an under 23 given a go the sooner he f***s off the better complete nob

 

[SilkyBlade]

Fans would have booed him off the pitch.

That’s a cheap shot....he’s been awful but there are so many players who have been worse.

 

[Peaktrade]

Lunny as our back and side passer (loses it half the time as his half arsed effort delivers half the required result) - Norwood seems to have caught that too... then our super sub 'McB'... fml!

 

[Toronto Blade]

Lundstram and Norwood should have been given the hook the 18 year old midfielder would have given some effort to impress those two certainly didn't.
How many bonehead passes have we given up to teams to gift the lead just before HT which just puts a good first half into the toilet.

 

[Blade58]

Just find him so frustrating. He has the build and stature of a proper footballer but rarely delivers
He can be the oppositions best defender as very often on those rare occasions we actually break with a bit of purpose, Lundstram decides to stop, put his foot on the ball and pass it back. All momentum lost. Any slim chance of creating something gone
His sauntering around the pitch I also find irritating. I’ve come to the conclusion that despite the odd moment of excellent play, he isn’t good enough in this league

There’s others, but he just frustrates me the most

 

[Trigger]

Lundstrum you tosser

That’s it

 

[Chabuddy G]

Absolute hatred... for the ambling scouse gobshite in central midfield.

I’ve never felt like this about a United player before, but god almighty. How is he still playing?
It’s a slap in the face for every single fan sat at home, and every other midfielder at the club.
He doesn’t fucking care, and he’s not even nearly good enough to play if he’s not giving 90%, nevermind 20/30%.

If he realises he’s absolutely fucking shit and won’t get anything better and signs that contract my season ticket is going for a raffle and I’m getting some counselling.

Fuck off you absolute cunt

 

[BobblesBlade]

Wilders fault. Keeps picking the waste of space.
Learnt a lot this season.