Leon Clarke, Truth? Or Lie?

[WhiteHawk]

Was he sucking a lollipop and had a jumper draped over his shoulders?

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

False, he was with me down the patent office registering our new product in time for Christmas. The Trumpoline.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Heard that most nights he goes out culling badgers for a laugh.

 

[Isar]

Everything on twatter is true.

 

[Stretch]

I saw Clarke put the milk in before the hot water....

Ah, the way that a proper cuppa should be made.

 

[Ricky]

Clarke will start against Bury.

I agree. Done's inability to score + impact last week + former club = probable start.

I just hope him and Sharp aren't made to look shit together if we're without Coutts and Duffy.

 

[Harry's Game]

I agree. Done's inability to score + impact last week + former club = probable start.

I just hope him and Sharp aren't made to look shit together if we're without Coutts and Duffy.

And possibly Fleck..

 

[Booker4]

Total bullshit I think. I doubt Wilder would have said that he felt sorry for the subs today for not getting on if Leon Clarke had been out till 6 in the morning. I doubt he'd have even made the bench and this stuff always gets back to the management.

 

[cahill]

It's 100% true. I saw Clarke in the peace gardens at 6.30am pissing in the fountain and flicking tab ends at a tramp.

You've met the missus then ?

 

[Sean Thornton]

He was out with Clough and the Beard!

 

[Hodgyman]

I bet that he shot JR too

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Wish Done would get out on t'piss. Cos Clarke would still gets the shirt for me. . . . Even if bladdered.

 

[Robby Blade]

I think Clarke works part time for Amey and he was cutting down trees on Rustlings Road yesterday morning. What a cunt.

 

[Blade56]

I'm calling Bullshit.

Posttruth?

 

[GrayBlade]

Good stuff! They'll be making Clarke England Captain next then.

Seriously what a load of bollox, the Tweeter's a twat and probably Pork, last weekend he was giving Duffy abuse. Does anybody seriously believe that Clarke could go out on an all night bender the night before a game without anybody at the club knowing, and that he'd still be on the bench if they did?

 

[sheffielder]

Leon Clarke votes Tory.

I knew there was a reason I liked him

 

[sheffielder]

I think Clarke works part time for Amey and he was cutting down trees on Rustlings Road yesterday morning. What a cunt.

Nearly true. He was actually off his tits and hugging them on his way home at 6am