Bitter? Perhaps. Jealous? Maybe. Frustrated? You bet your sweet patooey. The only reasons I can see for them picking Bristol, Plymouth and Milton Keynes is that one is in the west, one right down south and one in the middle. And that's about all they have got to recommend them. Yes, they'll get a big lovely stadium, but will it end up like the
Bird's Nest in Beijing? That's the Olympic one in case you were wondering. The one that since the Olympics has hosted two events. Two. An opera and an Italian football match.
Will Bristol, Plymouth and Milton Keynes struggle to fill theirs regularly? Well, what do you think? Is a pig's arse pork?
And as far as Hillsborough being more suitable than Bramall Lane, then perhaps if I try to be impartial then it might be true. It's true that it's got better transport links, because when the Labour council replanned the city they decided that parts of the city with a history of voting Conservative didn't really need any nice trams, or dual carriageways, or new roads out to Ecclesall, Dore, Totley or nearby. It didn't matter that not everybody voted Conservative, if you lived in or even had the cheek to be near a Conservative ward then it served you right.
It also might not help us that Bramall Lane is in the back streets, but it doesn't really need a tram because it's not eleventy three miles form the city centre.
Bramall Lane isn't a shithole that floods, and hasn't witnessed one of the greatest sporting tragedies of our time, so perhaps that helped to decide in Hillsborough's favour - "Come and see the high water mark, and the memorial to them dead folks. Get your replica lifejacket while you can."
Bitter? Possibly. But not compared to how I will feel if a single penny of my council tax goes towards paying for the pigs to get a shiny new sty. There'll be some protesting if that happens. I also hope that if Wednesday have to pay out lots of money then the cost will be too much and totally break them. A shiny new stadium with nobody to play in it would serve them right.
And I've also got a great idea for the Official World Cup Song.
Altogether now, "You can shove your fucking World Cup up your arse!"