Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...

[DazBlade88]

The Carlos Tevez Kop

 

[Vistoma]

LOL, but shouldn't it be ugly!

 

[S64 Blade]

Maybe we should scrap the SUFC lettering and have his face implemented in the seats, like at Preston. Then again..........

 

[shorehamYY168]

Maybe we should scrap the SUFC lettering and have his face implemented in the seats, like at Preston. Then again..........

yeah that would scare the away fans to death! although i doubt we would ever score another penalty in front of the kop

 

[The One]

yeah that would scare the away fans to death! although i doubt we would ever score another penalty in front of the kop

It'd be funny though.

 

[shorehamview]

Maybe we should scrap the SUFC lettering and have his face implemented in the seats, like at Preston. Then again..........

It's a thought...

yeah that would scare the away fans to death! although i doubt we would ever score another penalty in front of the kop

But surely if the away fans can see Senor Tevez's ugly fizzog in all it's plastic glory that means that they are either really bloody early for kick off or there are no United fans on the Kop?

 

[shorehamYY168]

It's a thought...

But surely if the away fans can see Senor Tevez's ugly fizzog in all it's plastic glory that means that they are either really bloody early for kick off or there are no United fans on the Kop?

yeah but do we fill the kop at the moment? the answer is no.so although i have my view obstructed every game i would rather it stay the way it is and be surrounded by fans rather than empty seats.

 

[shorehamview]

yeah but do we fill the kop at the moment? the answer is no.so although i have my view obstructed every game i would rather it stay the way it is and be surrounded by fans rather than empty seats.

I wasn't saying we should or shouldn't expand the Kop, merely that if we did then the away fans wouldn't have a good view of any "seat pictures" because of the fans on them.

 

[shorehamYY168]

I wasn't saying we should or shouldn't expand the Kop, merely that if we did then the away fans wouldn't have a good view of any "seat pictures" because of the fans on them.

yeah true

though not too sure i would be entirely comfortable with my ass being on herman munster's sons face

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

yeah true

though not too sure i would be entirely comfortable with my ass being on herman munster's sons face

Just think how much satisfaction it would give to those who blame Tevez himself for all what has happened, when they can hover over his face on the seating and let one rip. I would be comfortable in saying that may not be all people would be doing in that situation.

Infact, let's be completely petty over it still and have WHU bog roll to wipe our arses on. Then at least when you flush you will feel like you have sent them down.

Any takers?

 

[shorehamYY168]

or how about tevez himself serving cold pies at discounted prices after the final whistle

 

[ndlovu's gloves]

How about a huge martin samuel. after all he would fill the width of the kop.

I'd take great pleasure sitting my arse on his grimey boat race.

 

[silverfox]

How about a huge martin samuel. after all he would fill the width of the kop.

I'd take great pleasure sitting my arse on his grimey boat race.

I'm now worried about you!

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

How about a huge martin samuel. after all he would fill the width of the kop.

I'd take great pleasure sitting my arse on his grimey boat race.

Maybe we could start an annual competition, that throughout time will become a tradition amongst Blades fans and the free people of the world alike!

Like the The annual Gloucestershire 'Cheese Rolling and Wake' on Coopers Hill, we could have the annual Martin 'Munter Salami' Samuel rolling competition down one of sheffields steep hills! People dress up in sumo outfits and chase a football with a picture of Tevez and Samuel on it. Then at the end we have a ceramonious burning of the Daily Mail (which I have issues with other than fat bias West Ham sports reporters)

Wow, all this and i'm only drinking that Stella triple filtered stuff.