Kevin Van Veen

[Slim Man]

Of Scunny.

Subject of a £4mil bid from China.
Scunthorpe allegedly holding out for £8mil.

Please don't ever say United have got a good deal out of any of their best players ever, ever again.
If this happens... wow.

Strictly Blades related, what with them being our rivals for promotion

 

[sheffielder]

not really

 

[WhiteHawk]

8 million?! Football really has gone fucking mental!!

 

[Slim Man]

not really

100000%

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Of Scunny.

Subject of a £4mil bid from China.
Scunthorpe allegedly holding out for £8mil.

Please don't ever say United have got a good deal out of any of their best players ever, ever again.
If this happens... wow.

Strictly Blades related, what with them being our rivals for promotion

I agree, hope the cunt goes.

 

[Slim Man]

8 million?! Football really has gone fucking mental!!

Absolutely crazy. If they get £8mil for a third tier striker at the age of 25 - how much would we get for Billy?!

 

[Slim Man]

I agree, hope the cunt goes.

Hope they fancy Josh Morris too...

 

[Houso]

We were rumoured to be after him at the same time as Scunny too.

But yeah, this is a fucking ridiculous transfer if it's true.

 

[BladeInIreland]

that's mad.

 

[Slim Man]

We were rumoured to be after him at the same time as Scunny too.

But yeah, this is a fucking ridiculous transfer if it's true.

I think the Higgopotomus put us off the dutch market.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

8 million?! Football really has gone fucking mental!!

Scunny, China and Van Veen Blades related?

That's madness.

 

[Ricky]

I'd say this is surely a hoax but when it comes to these Chinese retards anything's possible.

If you have £4m to spend you DO NOT spend it on Kevin Van Veen. Dear oh dear. I don't think they have scouts or understand value, bless 'em.

If Scunny are asking for more they're bloody stupid. If true, they've hit the jackpot and need to take the money and run.

Why can't this happen to us?

 

[Slim Man]

According to sky they have REJECTED £4mil.

How much did we sell Harry Maguire for...?

 

[SwissBlade]

8 million?! Football really has gone fucking mental!!

they'll end up taking 2

 

[Slim Man]

Scunny, China and Van Veen Blades related?

That's madness.

If you don't think Scunthorpe are Blades related, that's madness.
They are the team who are currently our biggest threat to promotion, everything they do is important to us right now.

Look at the bolton threads on general chat...

 

[jt64]

Absolutely crazy. If they get £8mil for a third tier striker at the age of 25 - how much would we get for Billy?!

Undisclosed

 

[Houso]

Whichever way you look at it, this has no bearing on our past transfer dealings. These Chinese clubs are genuinely bonkers.

 

[INTERUNITED]

Absolutely crazy. If they get £8mil for a third tier striker at the age of 25 - how much would we get for Billy?!

50 grand and a 2% sell on clause.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

If you don't think Scunthorpe are Blades related, that's madness.
They are the team who are currently our biggest threat to promotion, everything they do is important to us right now.

Look at the bolton threads on general chat...

Clues in "General Chat"

 

[Slim Man]

Undisclosed

I can just see it now...

"@SUFC_Tweets Sheffield United FC 12m:
The club can confirm they have agreed a deal for Billy Sharp to join Chinese Super League team Shanghai Ninja Warriors for an undisclosed fee."

 

[bladesmanluke]

8 times better than DCL I think not

 

[Slim Man]

Clues in "General Chat"

Look at the last line, read it again, and let it sink in.

 

[Ricky]

If only we could've built on those links we had to China eh...... FUCK!

If we could be in contact with clubs over there we could potentially make some ridiculous money for players we barely even need.

 

[Bladesman]

Of Scunny.

Subject of a £4mil bid from China.
Scunthorpe allegedly holding out for £8mil.

Please don't ever say United have got a good deal out of any of their best players ever, ever again.
If this happens... wow.

Strictly Blades related, what with them being our rivals for promotion

Scunny holding out for more money? What crazy bastard does that?

Certainly not us that is for sure.

Anyway where are the thread police?

 

[Slim Man]

If only we could've built on those links we had to China eh...... FUCK!

If we could be in contact with clubs over there we could potentially make some ridiculous money for players we barely even need.

We were about 3 years too early to ride the wave in China. Really fucking unlucky, looking back.

 

[Slim Man]

Scunny holding out for more money? What crazy bastard does that?

Certainly not us that is for sure.

Anyway where are thread police?

Hopefully taking a day off. It's deadline day after all.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

That's done it.
Now McCabe will be blaming lady luck again when we sell Duffy,Coutts and Fleck at 22.59 this evening.
That and the cost of the Desso!!

 

[SUFC Guy]

I hope they do sell him as they won't have the time to spend it if true

 

[Ricky]

What do we do if one of the stupid cunts offer £10m for Sharp?

We'd have to take it and quickly replace him. But what a ridiculous situation that would be - it could fuck up our season but you could hardly blame the club!

I hope they do sell him as they won't have the time to spend it if true

That's why I can't believe they'd reject it - accept it ASAP and get some of it spent to secure promotion.

 

[The_Green_Man]

What do we do if one of the stupid cunts offer £10m for Sharp?

We'd have to take it and quickly replace him. But what a ridiculous situation that would be - it could fuck up our season but you could hardly blame the club!




That's why I can't believe they'd reject it - accept it ASAP and get some of it spent to secure promotion.

Couldn't see Billy taking off to the other side of the world with his kiddies and family all around him and stuff....This partnered with the fact that he is out to prove a point at the club he loves. On a decent enough salary too?