Just imagine...

[ForgeBlade]

...imagine for 1 second that, back in July, someone had told you that on the 21st of December we'd be 1 point off the top 4.

How would you have reacted to that prediction?

 

[ben1987]

Wanked myself into oblivion

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Wanked myself into oblivion

I currently am. Our Gert has invited her mate over.

 

[Harry's Game]

Had them sectioned

 

[Bladesman]

Wanked myself into oblivion

I'd have no cock left.

 

[ForgeBlade]

Wanked myself into oblivion

Perfect. /my own thread.

 

[ben1987]

I'd have no cock left.

Mine constantly looks like a chewed carrot these days. If it snows I don’t have to worry about the nose on my snow man

 

[BushBlade]

...imagine for 1 second that, back in July, someone had told you that on the 21st of December we'd be 1 point off the top 4.

How would you have reacted to that prediction?

Depends who it was. If it was Wilder or Knill I’d have believed them. Anyone else, I’d have just laughed.

 

[raimond]

I'd have bought a crate of Guinness, then bought a lovely kebab. And f***ed it

 

[cc1]

Mine constantly looks like a chewed carrot these days. If it snows I don’t have to worry about the nose on my snow man

I was so cold at the villa game I tried to do a piss at the recycling bins near heeley farm and it had almost totally inverted.

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

Accused this lunatic of deluded Massiveness!!

 

[S64 Blade]

...imagine for 1 second that, back in July, someone had told you that on the 21st of December we'd be 1 point off the top 4.

How would you have reacted to that prediction?

Can you tell me the lottery numbers for Saturday.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Mine constantly looks like a chewed carrot these days. If it snows I don’t have to worry about the nose on my snow man

When it looks like the snowman's eyes, then you really need to worry.

 

[hull-Blade]

...imagine for 1 second that, back in July, someone had told you that on the 21st of December we'd be 1 point off the top 4.

How would you have reacted to that prediction?

And still unbeaten away from home !
Incredible just incredible

 

[Mumbo]

Chuffed to bits but not entirely surprised.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

 

[TJB.]

I currently am. Our Gert has invited her mate over.

Won't that be a bit awkward if you're just there tugging away whilst they're trying to have a pleasant conversation?

 

[Rocketmark66]

But how can this be.. we've not played anyone that's any good yet.

 

[Dutch Blade]

Not surprised!

 

[Carlton Blade]

...imagine for 1 second that, back in July, someone had told you that on the 21st of December we'd be 1 point off the top 4.

How would you have reacted to that prediction?

Would have outright refused to believe it

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Won't that be a bit awkward if you're just there tugging away whilst they're trying to have a pleasant conversation?

Makes him last longer when they get it on together.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Wanked myself into oblivion

Tried that, life ban from Alton Towers.

 

[stringjunior]

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Keep your powder dry George

 

[Jordo Blade.]

...imagine for 1 second that, back in July, someone had told you that on the 21st of December we'd be 1 point off the top 4.

How would you have reacted to that prediction?

I’d have coughed in their face.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Tried that, life ban from Alton Towers.

They're getting so petty at Alton Towers recently !

 

[Grizzly blade]

Nobody in the land, not even Wilder, would have dared suggest this.

It is quite frankly mental.

My Villa fan mate who was all smug and “we’ll be comfortable and upset the big boys” with their huge spending is it seems not speaking to me
I haven’t even mentioned the blades!!