Incoming? Juan Pablo Añor

[BladeinExile89]

Either this is one of the best trolls of all time or we are signing the next David Silva who knows .
Looks a quality player who needs a scouting network when you have YouTube montages with dubstep

 

[Darlington82]

If this does not happen it will be seen as bad as missing out on Maradona on here. If he signs he will be shit!

 

[Blade56]

I dare anyone to nip out to Donny Sheff airport with a white card with his name on it in the arrivals lounge,plane lands at 22.05.

Lampards already there

 

[Harrisblade]

Here he is having medical! It’s on lads and lasses!

Do any other clubs carry out medicals with the player lying in bed?
I suppose it helps the pass the heart rate/blood pressure tests

 

[Luke1993]

Do any other clubs carry out medicals with the player lying in bed?
I suppose it helps the pass the heart rate/blood pressure tests

Not on plane though, they would be all over place, turbulence.

 

[Harrisblade]

It’s the first thing I look at when we are linked to any player. 100% actuate when basing an opinion of a player. If they’re over 75 on Fifa then they’re okay with me

Over 75?
Why the fuck are we moaning about Clarke then

 

[Grappler]

Here he is having his medical! It’s on lads and lasses!

Hmmmmm....not sure that those two are real doctors to be honest?.......

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Planes not been hijacked yet,but Lampards at the airport waiting ready to hijack the player Blade56

Pilots got his foot down 526knts not bad for a little plane.

 

[gavtheblade]

Vangoola on this juan.

 

[mattbianco1]

It has to be a made up rumour, really does. But... this article from last week suggests they are open to selling him after relegation

http://www.sportsvenezuela.com/juan...ustrado/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

 

[Luke1993]

Planes not been hijacked yet,but Lampards at the airport waiting ready to hijack the player Blade56

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Agent waghorn will pop his tyres.

 

[idleurchin]

Loads of Twitters in Spanish talking about him leaving.......

 

[sheffielder]

Has a staffie so he's clearly moving to Parsons Cross. Get in!!

Maybe he’s got a kid or something and will just be looking round schools in the area

 

[littlejohn]

Think he might have got his United's mixed up.

Check out @Miltiochoa’s Tweet: .

 

[Lets bring back....]

Over 75?
Why the fuck are we moaning about Clarke then

Team of the years don’t count

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Think he might have got his United's mixed up.

Check out @Miltiochoa’s Tweet: .

Think that just says they are awaiting to hear the destination of the player. Not necessarily Newcastle.

 

[Adiroy]

If there was even a chance of this happening and him coming to us, i very much doubt lampard would be waiting at donny airport for him, he would more than likely by climbing about on the undercarridge of the plane like the man with the milk tray!

 

[Wards]

Think he might have got his United's mixed up.

Check out @Miltiochoa’s Tweet: .

No it translates roughly as Rondon secured his place in the premier league with Newcastle, now we wait to see where Juanpi will play next season.

 

[Blade56]

Think he might have got his United's mixed up.

Check out @Miltiochoa’s Tweet: .

Already Salomón Rondón assured his presence in the Premier League with the Newcastle now missing the next destination of Roberto Rosales and Juanpi Añor, currently both in the descending Málaga

 

[idleurchin]

Think he might have got his United's mixed up.

Check out @Miltiochoa’s Tweet: .

Translates as:

Already Solomon Rondo assured his presence in the Premier League with Newcastle now missing to know the next destination of Roberto Rosales and JUANPI year, currently both in the descent Malaga

That doesn’t say he’s off to Newcastle. Just that Rondon is and these other two have yet to find new clubs. I think.

 

[gavtheblade]

Which roughly translates.-
A player from spain is arriving in England.
He is visiting his relatives.
Before he leaves,he has been invited to watch Gateshead play whitby town in a friendly so fierce it is that of a sheffield derby.

Then he sees the derby bit and rings frank lampard....

 

[HydeParkBlade]

Translates as:

Already Solomon Rondo assured his presence in the Premier League with Newcastle now missing to know the next destination of Roberto Rosales and JUANPI year, currently both in the descent Malaga

That doesn’t say he’s off to Newcastle. Just that Rondon is and these other two have yet to find new clubs. I think.

Yeah, and they are all Venezualen which explains why he's tweeting about 3 random footballers.

 

[AgaMonkey]

I don’t care if this rumour is true or not. It’s the BEST rumour EVER! Love it!!

Juanpi in paradise! There’s only Juanpi in paradise...

 

[Adiroy]

Can anyone translate that tweet for us please?

 

[idleurchin]

Can anyone translate that tweet for us please?

took me fucking ages to copy paste it n’all

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Plot thickens

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Hahaha... The lad's played - and scored - against Barcelona and Argentina.

Top trolling from whoever got this one rolling.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Cheered up my evening this. This is well beyond 2+2=450

 

[IOM Blade]

This is far too exciting to be true

 

[Lets bring back....]

Plot thickens

Interesting translation on the reply...