Jose Baxter

[coaxingstar71]

He was banned from all forms of football for 12 months in August 2016, so can't play for anyone until next season at the earliest.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Long Since Disappeared

 

[GamblingBlade]

He was banned from all forms of football for 12 months in August 2016, so can't play for anyone until next season at the earliest.

Only banned from all forms of football in England. He's free to play in any other country - if a club would have him.

 

[tedster]

we should offer him a gram and get the wanker banned for life.

Pmsl

 

[Tyler Durden]

Not read any of the thread but I bet there's at least one "Good luck to the lad" comment. Cringeworthy faux-paternalism.

Anyway, bollocks to that fat worthless junkhead. I hope he switches to heroin, he'll hopefully drop a few pounds then.....

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

He's signing for ...

They play a high pressing game apparently

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Constantly caught in possession. Never make a footballer.

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Not seen out and about down town, but if i did i would probably stick one on him. Fucking little prick with his plastic girlfriend. He had his 2nd chance and he snorted it, he took the utter piss at united.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I heard he took drugs.

 

[JohnDenver]

I heard he took drugs.

Beaten to the satirical punch....

#69

 

[South_Stand]

In an effort to shed some pounds, he's going on the Atkins diet, he's currently busy with a joint.

Shed some pounds? He hasn't got an ounce of fat on him.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Can't you all just leave him alone?

He doesn't even like cocaine, he just likes the smell of it.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I will always love Jose for the ball to Flynn and the goal against Dull.
We have employed many twats as players,Jose sadly falling into that category,but at least he actually did some memorable stuff on as well as off the pitch,unlike that utter,utter wage thieving cunt Hammond.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Gotta love the video title.

 

[nopigfansintown]

Gotta love the video title.

Used to go to school with the goalkeeper, Mark Oxley, and play footie on Lodge Lane Park, Aston. Strangely he'd never go in goal.

 

[I should coco]

Constantly caught in possession

Deserves a 'like' for originality.

With no nod toward arithmetical accuracy, I would say we have had:
3 'grass' comments
6 'line' remarks
4 'E' or 'ecstasy' puns
7 'line's of various forms
3 'charlies'
2 'smacks'
4 'dragons'

There is the tiniest of tiny chances that we may just about have nearly done this thread to death.

I do however accept I can be wrong and that this may be a red rag to a bull*.



* To the best of my knowledge, a 'red rag to a bull' is not a counter-culture drugs term but then again I'm a dull middle aged beer swiller.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

In all seriousness though, I think it's a same we lost him.

He could've been a key player for us this season.

 

[Snowman]

Deserves a 'like' for originality.

With no nod toward arithmetical accuracy, I would say we have had:
3 'grass' comments
6 'line' remarks
4 'E' or 'ecstasy' puns
7 'line's of various forms
3 'charlies'
2 'smacks'
4 'dragons'

There is the tiniest of tiny chances that we may just about have nearly done this thread to death.

I do however accept I can be wrong and that this may be a red rag to a bull*.



* To the best of my knowledge, a 'red rag to a bull' is not a counter-culture drugs term but then again I'm a dull middle aged beer swiller.

That's a cracking post!

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Anyone know what,if anything Jose is doing in football?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Anyone know what,if anything Jose is doing in football?

I think he's just biding his time and waiting for a good deal so he can pick up where he left off.

 

[I should coco]

That's a cracking post!

The crack!

The crack!

Unlike Airport Customs Officers, I forget to check the crack.......

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I think he's just biding his time and waiting for a good deal so he can pick up where he left off.

Mmm. Not sure what a good deal on a K of coke is at the mo.
Would love to se the guy sort his shit out and play some football. plenty of talent.

 

[SB_90]

Amazes me sometimes with some these comments because baxter was consistently standout player in what last few yrs were awful sides, & yet partically one threatened to punch him, but ched can cheat on his Girlfriend, cost us promotion, put us thru media wringer, People obsess over him & want to welcome him with open arms

Id have Baxter back in heartbeat, when he sorts out his alledged problems with drugs he's a premier league player easy. That 50yd pass to sharp last season away to Bradford was amazing

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

With no nod toward arithmetical accuracy, I would say we have had:
3 'grass' comments
6 'line' remarks
4 'E' or 'ecstasy' puns
7 'line's of various forms
3 'charlies'
2 'smacks'
4 'dragons'

There is the tiniest of tiny chances that we may just about have nearly done this thread to death.

Never let it be said that this board collectively shirks the dirty but necessary work of keeping satire alive in football (a sport that seems increasingly hysterical and up itself, at the highest levels at least).

 

[snootyfenooty]

Amazes me sometimes with some these comments because baxter was consistently standout player in what last few yrs were awful sides, & yet partically one threatened to punch him, but ched can cheat on his Girlfriend, cost us promotion, put us thru media wringer, People obsess over him & want to welcome him with open arms

Id have Baxter back in heartbeat, when he sorts out his alleged problems with drugs he's a premier league player easy. That 50yd pass to sharp last season away to Bradford was amazing

Yeah, was thinking the same thing. If you think about the dross we had with Collins, McEveley, Doyle, Sammon, Flynn, Coutts (yes Coutts), Woolford etc etc, it wasn't just due to Billy that we didn't end up in div 4. I think we owe a bit of gratitude to Baxter as well. We keep discussing the merits of the present squad as to who could cut it in the Championship. Well Baxter could, no doubt. And he would solve the conundrum as to who could play alongside Billy Sharp!

Gerrim in I say!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Can't we just give Jose a break and leave him be?

From what I've heard the guy's trying hard - he's gone incognito and adopted a totally new persona, and he's trying his utmost not to look conspicuous

 

[Bladesway]

Close down the thread of 2017 competition. You need look no further than here.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Deserves a 'like' for originality.

With no nod toward arithmetical accuracy, I would say we have had:
3 'grass' comments
6 'line' remarks
4 'E' or 'ecstasy' puns
7 'line's of various forms
3 'charlies'
2 'smacks'
4 'dragons'

There is the tiniest of tiny chances that we may just about have nearly done this thread to death.

I do however accept I can be wrong and that this may be a red rag to a bull*.



* To the best of my knowledge, a 'red rag to a bull' is not a counter-culture drugs term but then again I'm a dull middle aged beer swiller.

Jose will be chilling out listening to Snow Patrol.

UTB