Player Suggestion Joe Hart......

[BigBed]

Couple of shit seasons under his belt and available for loan.
If Blackman doesnt come off, could we house Hart for the season????















Told you to keep your eyes peeled.......

 

[Danetheblade]

Would be an excellent signing in my opinion. Quite easily would be one of the best if not the best keeper in the league if he came. Can't see it personally though, wages may be an issue.

 

[Torrix1889]

Should be in the "Hilarious" rumours thread surely?

 

[sheffielder]

 

[Dkc]

He reminds me a bit of David James - world class keeper on his day but his blunders are always going to cost you. I'd prefer Simon Moore between the sticks, with Hart as the second choice.

 

[spongebobblade]

Absolute total non starter due to;
1. Wages
2. Dressing room harmony
3. He’s shit

 

[S64 Blade]

The OP has often been spot on with rumours in the past, so I wouldn't rule it out.

 

[Kev Gee]

Hahahahahha.

But yeah, the pigs will probably make the same suggestion but actually be serious about it!

 

[Weasel]

God I hope not. He is total bollox.

Strangely enough after moving on from Man City (where to be fair I could have accumulated a number of clean sheets as I looked at my iPad for 95 mins as the opposition hardly got the ball) he's been totally found out to be a very overrated mediocre goalkeeper.

Didn't take long for Pep to bomb him out, the Italian team (Toronto?) to bomb him out after they found out he wasnt up to much, and then Wet Spam to bomb him out after dropping him for most of the season. Even England have realised he's total shite.

Stay well clear. I would be gutted if we signed him in fact.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

https://talksport.com/football/manc...oe-harts-ps175000-west-ham-wages-170718247082

 

[mattbianco1]

Couple of shit seasons under his belt and available for loan.
If Blackman doesnt come off, could we house Hart for the season????















Told you to keep your eyes peeled.......

Not a chance. Courtois is the #1 target

 

[Sothall_Blade]

The OP has often been spot on with rumours in the past, so I wouldn't rule it out.

Such as?

I’ve had a look back at a few old posts and I havent found any correct predictions yet.

He said we were going to sign a certain Signe Dimyet in January and we haven’t even “signed him yet”

 

[Rodley]

Apparently his missus thinks Moor Market reminds her of the glamour of the main square in Turin.

 

[South London Blade]

Apparently his missus thinks Moor Market reminds her of the glamour of the main square in Turin.

She is less likely to have her roast chicken nicked by a drive-by mini Cooper on the Moor though.

 

[SuperDuperBlades]

He's shit. I would rather have George Long.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Fuck him, he's shit. Just happened to be English at the right time.

 

[boo radley]

I can see us getting the balloons out for the first game he plays for us.

 

[BerksBlade]

Decent shot-stopper ... as long as the ball goes to his right.
We'd be paying a relative fortune for someone who (on current form) isn't an improvement on what we already have.

 

[Davalon]

Isn't his missus big mates with Natasha?

Maybe Ched has had a word

 

[flashinblade1889]

Couple of shit seasons under his belt and available for loan.
If Blackman doesnt come off, could we house Hart for the season????















Told you to keep your eyes peeled.......

I would rather play goalie wag than have that tosser in our net.

 

[Kenilworth]

Miranda would be better

 

[Billyblade]

Miranda would be better

Joe Hart is funnier than her.


But then again so is my desk

 

[Kenilworth]

Joe Hart is funnier than her.


But then again so is my desk

Don' disagree.
Bear with ..... My point was that Miranda is a better keeper and probably much better in a shampoo commercial.

 

[Weasel]

I would rather play goalie wag than have that tosser in our net.

Sorry my friend, but you missed out the words 'fukin useless' before 'tosser'.

Just trying to help.

I'd rather have my dead gran in the net than big Joe.

 

[BigBed]

I do love a good, slagging off a has been thread, you just can't beat it!

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

He can't even do a decent job for Head and Shoulders!

 

[Smirth]

He’s not very good and hasn’t been for 3 years now.

 

[BigBed]

He’s not very good and hasn’t been for 3 years now.

Understatement sir.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

He reminds me a bit of David James - world class keeper on his day but his blunders are always going to cost you. I'd prefer Simon Moore between the sticks, with Hart as the second choice.

Yes let’s not forget we’ve got Simon Moore. He’s been good for us most of the season. We’re not desperate. I’d be happy with him as our number 1, but we need cover, that’s all.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Heard summat....

Hope not.