Jayden Bogle Deserves a Song

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A rock at the back
Prolific up front
That Jayden Bogle
Is one special.......

Think I’d better give that last line some more thought 🤭
 
"Break open your million dollar weapon
And push your luck, still you push, still you push your luck
Oh twinkle toes Bogle are you one of the new wave boys?"

Name the song lol
 
You've just been Jayden Bogled...You've just been Jayden Bogled........nah nah nah nah ,,,nah nah nah nah You've just been Jayden Bogled >>>>>>>
 
It’s the Rawhide song that’s what we need;

Bogle, Bogle, Bogle
Bogle, Bogle, Bogle
Jay-den....
 
Just sing the Rainbow theme tune

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Give us a J J
Give us a a a
Give us a Y y
Give us a D d....... and so until you spell his name.

If that works we can use it when we sign that Greek player

Sokritaris Sapkratristinoiousgamoukou
She would be for the women's team then and no one watches them.
Did you mean her brother Sokritaris Sapkratristinoiousgamoukos?

Easy mistake to make
 
New York, New York


Start spreading the news,
He’s playing today,
He might get one shot on target,
Bogle, Bogle.

He’s trying to wake up, this team that’s half asleep,
And now he’s playing the left,
Playing the right,
He’s in the box,
He’s out of sight...
 



Tufty told Knilly
About a thing he saw
Could attack like Kieron
And defend like George

Jayden Bogle
Jayden Bogle

Jayden Bogle
Jayden Bogle
Jayden Bogle
 
He could be sponsored by one of my favourite restaurants which I love to frequent when I'm in er.. where is it?... Downtown Johns Creek, Suwanee, GA. I go there for an er... authentic Korean dining experience


Here goes

Bogle, Bogle, Tofu and Noodle
The boy has everything, the kit and kaboodle
If only the desserts included apple strudel
at Bogle, Bogle, Tofu and Noodle.



Yes, I have lost it...
 

I'll give 100 deuchsmarks to anyone who can incorporate in a song the fact that JB has a pet Heron.
And for those who think I made that up go check YouTube. There's a video of Rooney at JBs House and they're both feeding it mackeral.

Edit: video here.
 
When do we sing it? At our own time of choosing or is there a signal for us all to sing at once?
 
It's a bit like a bear shitting in the woods
 
"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"A little old lady"

"A little old lady who?"

"Didn't know you could yodel mate?"

My 7 year olds fave joke 😁😁

It was my favourite too when I was 7.
That was 46 years ago..... and I dare say it wasn’t new then.
The old ones are the best.
 
"Jayden Bogle!"

To the tune of Zadok the Priest

Probably needs a symphony orchestra, some choral training and some work.

pommpey
 


We bought him from a club near the A52
He plays wing back and he scores some goals too
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

He walked up to Chris and he asked him to play
He said I'd look good in pink when we're playing away
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

Well he's not the worlds most physical chap
But when he gets in the box he makes DeGea look crap
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

Now I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why Gareth never picks him for Eng-er-land
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

(apologies to Ray Davies, who I believe reads this board regularly)
 
I'm sure the old Jewish dreidel song has some mileage in it but I can't be arsed to figure it out myself.
 

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