Jayden Bogle Deserves a Song

[Houston_Blade]

Bit of T. Rex- we love to Bogle on a Saturday/Tuesday/Sunday night (delete as appropriate).

I fucking miss fans at matches I do.

I don’t miss them with songs like these.

 

[Trafford]

A rock at the back
Prolific up front
That Jayden Bogle
Is one special.......

Think I’d better give that last line some more thought

 

[jono_t2000]

"Break open your million dollar weapon
And push your luck, still you push, still you push your luck
Oh twinkle toes Bogle are you one of the new wave boys?"

Name the song lol

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiiiggghht
That boy Bogle
Makes Baldock look shite

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

You've just been Jayden Bogled...You've just been Jayden Bogled........nah nah nah nah ,,,nah nah nah nah You've just been Jayden Bogled >>>>>>>

 

[benn5712]

Boogie woogie Bogle boy
So far scored three.

The Andrews Sisters 1941, or just gone twenty to eight in the evening.

 

[Russ]

It’s the Rawhide song that’s what we need;

Bogle, Bogle, Bogle
Bogle, Bogle, Bogle
Jay-den....

 

[Davalon]

Just sing the Rainbow theme tune

 

[MalvernBlade]

Give us a J J
Give us a a a
Give us a Y y
Give us a D d....... and so until you spell his name.

If that works we can use it when we sign that Greek player

Sokritaris Sapkratristinoiousgamoukou

She would be for the women's team then and no one watches them.
Did you mean her brother Sokritaris Sapkratristinoiousgamoukos?

Easy mistake to make

 

[MalvernBlade]

Just sing the Rainbow theme tune

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Are we playing with our twangers?

 

[knowsnowt]

We've got Jayden Bogle
His beard makes him look noble
His tache looks good
Ptangyangkipperbang huh

 

[ekke287]

New York, New York


Start spreading the news,
He’s playing today,
He might get one shot on target,
Bogle, Bogle.

He’s trying to wake up, this team that’s half asleep,
And now he’s playing the left,
Playing the right,
He’s in the box,
He’s out of sight...

 

[Billyblade]

We've got Jayden Bogle
His beard makes him look noble
His tache looks good
Ptangyangkipperbang huh

Outstanding shoe-horning of obscure 80's TV film

 

[ChuntyMalone]

Tufty told Knilly
About a thing he saw
Could attack like Kieron
And defend like George

Jayden Bogle
Jayden Bogle

Jayden Bogle
Jayden Bogle
Jayden Bogle

 

[Billyblade]

He could be sponsored by one of my favourite restaurants which I love to frequent when I'm in er.. where is it?... Downtown Johns Creek, Suwanee, GA. I go there for an er... authentic Korean dining experience

Bogle Bogle Tofu & Noodle

Discover a whole new Authentic Korean dining experience at Bogle Bogle. Let our master chef's authentic Korean recipe dazzle you with home cooking atmosphere as they skillfully slice, dice, juggle, and entertain, while preparing delicious entrees on a modern dinning environment. Eat well & Live...

www.bogleboglejc.com

Here goes

Bogle, Bogle, Tofu and Noodle
The boy has everything, the kit and kaboodle
If only the desserts included apple strudel
at Bogle, Bogle, Tofu and Noodle.



Yes, I have lost it...

 

[Razor_Blade]

Just sing the Rainbow theme tune

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Evidence of more historic abuse? , is the bungle copping a feel

 

[EddieColquhoun]

Shorehams Law

No song devised on the internet will ever see the light of day in the stands.

"We've got Madine" was on here first.

 

[knowsnowt]

I'll give 100 deuchsmarks to anyone who can incorporate in a song the fact that JB has a pet Heron.
And for those who think I made that up go check YouTube. There's a video of Rooney at JBs House and they're both feeding it mackeral.

Edit: video here.

 

[Berkshire Blade]

When do we sing it? At our own time of choosing or is there a signal for us all to sing at once?

 

[Bladepicker]

Change yodel to Bogle.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"A little old lady"

"A little old lady who?"

"Didn't know you could yodel mate?"

My 7 year olds fave joke

 

[Davalon]

Are we playing with our twangers?

Not much else to do these days

 

[Davalon]

Evidence of more historic abuse? , is the bungle copping a feel

Rod and Freddie both did so you can see why he thought it was acceptable.

Nobody has ever explained why he walked around bollock naked all day but put pyjamas on for bed

 

[Mojo]

It's a bit like a bear shitting in the woods

 

[GodricBlade]

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"A little old lady"

"A little old lady who?"

"Didn't know you could yodel mate?"

My 7 year olds fave joke

It was my favourite too when I was 7.
That was 46 years ago..... and I dare say it wasn’t new then.
The old ones are the best.

 

[Vikkster]

Boom, boom boom now let me hear you say Bogle, bogle.

Yessss

 

[pommpey]

"Jayden Bogle!"

To the tune of Zadok the Priest

Probably needs a symphony orchestra, some choral training and some work.

pommpey

 

[Vikkster]

I like Jay Bogle Bogle,
I like Jay Bogle Bogle,
D'you like Jay Bogle.




I'll get mi coat

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

We bought him from a club near the A52
He plays wing back and he scores some goals too
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

He walked up to Chris and he asked him to play
He said I'd look good in pink when we're playing away
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

Well he's not the worlds most physical chap
But when he gets in the box he makes DeGea look crap
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

Now I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why Gareth never picks him for Eng-er-land
Jayden Bogle
Bo. G.L.E. Bogle

(apologies to Ray Davies, who I believe reads this board regularly)

 

[PokerBlade]

I'm sure the old Jewish dreidel song has some mileage in it but I can't be arsed to figure it out myself.