Jake Phillips

[GVBlade]

Let's hope he doesn't enjoy nights out in St Asaph.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I don't understand this.

 

[IOM Blade]

Can he play left back Satdi? Can't be any worse than our other options.

 

[BushBlade]

I don't understand this.

Unfortunately, I do. It's still shit.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

I don't think he's worth £1.7m.

 

[wizadry]

Give us a clue then?

 

[itsinyerblood]

I don't think he's worth £1.7m.

William, forgive my cluelessness, but who's not worth £1.7m?

 

[Esablade]

oooooo....the gravy thickens...

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

William, forgive my cluelessness, but who's not worth £1.7m?

Er, Jake Givens. It was a hilarious joke, presuming we'd spent the Murphy money on an u21s full back from Llandudno FC - or whatever they're called.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Er, Jake Givens. It was a hilarious joke, presuming we'd spent the Murphy money on an u21s full back from Llandudno FC - or whatever they're called.

Sorry, just shows that coming part-way through a joke is never helpful - I would ask who is Givens, but don't answer, it could only complicate.

 

[BushBlade]

Sorry, just shows that coming part-way through a joke is never helpful - I would ask who is Givens, but don't answer, it could only complicate.

He's John Matthews' stand in.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Sorry, just shows that coming part-way through a joke is never helpful - I would ask who is Givens, but don't answer, it could only complicate.

I think what might simplify matters would be me getting the player's name right.

I'm.going to crack my hilarious joke again.

Here goes...

There's no way Jake Phillips is worth £1.7m.

If that's not right I give up.

 

[BushBlade]

I think what might simplify matters would be me getting the player's name right.

I'm.going to crack my hilarious joke again.

Here goes...

There's no way Jake Phillips is worth £1.7m.

If that's not right I give up.

Does that include VAT?

 

[itsinyerblood]

I think what might simplify matters would be me getting the player's name right.

I'm.going to crack my hilarious joke again.

Here goes...

There's no way Jake Phillips is worth £1.7m.

If that's not right I give up.

Ah, we've all printed incorrect names William, not to worry, but thanks anyway

 

[Silent Blade]

Sorry, just shows that coming part-way through a joke is never helpful - I would ask who is Givens, but don't answer, it could only complicate.

Some years ago a Wendy fan at work asked me to name all the public bank holidays. I replied "New Years Day, Good Friday, Easter Monday, May Day, Whitsuntide, August, Xmas Day and Boxing Day". He then said "You forgot one more!" I paused to think... before he said "Thank Givens Day"

 

[BushBlade]

Some years ago a Wendy fan at work asked me to name all the public bank holidays. I replied "New Years Day, Good Friday, Easter Monday, May Day, Whitsuntide, August, Xmas Day and Boxing Day". He then said "You forgot one more!" I paused to think... before he said "Thank Givens Day"

I hope you twatted him

Or at least pissed in his flask when he wasn't looking.

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Why wait till he's not looking ?

 

[blade too long]

Er, Jake Givens. It was a hilarious joke, presuming we'd spent the Murphy money on an u21s full back from Llandudno FC - or whatever they're called.

dont think thats the case wed been following him since july its reported

 

[blade too long]

Some years ago a Wendy fan at work asked me to name all the public bank holidays. I replied "New Years Day, Good Friday, Easter Monday, May Day, Whitsuntide, August, Xmas Day and Boxing Day". He then said "You forgot one more!" I paused to think... before he said "Thank Givens Day"

they baulk at the May 1990 feast of the pass over

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

To add to the general below par standard shouldn't OP refer to Rhyl - or a hotel near Rhyl - rather than St Asaph as that was the birthplace?

I bloody hope the player is better quality than the thread he's inspired.

 

[BushBlade]

Why wait till he's not looking ?

So he drinks it.

 

[BushBlade]

To add to the general below par standard shouldn't OP refer to Rhyl - or a hotel near Rhyl - rather than St Asaph as that was the birthplace?

I bloody hope the player is better quality than the thread he's inspired.

Yes WHF, I don't think he's Welsh and it should have been Rhyl. Hence my first post on this topic.
After that post, I thought we were just doing crap jokes, which is my forte.