Jake Fucking Cooper

[PeterNdlovu081]

Have we ever had a centre back score as many goals against us?

 

[Roygbiv]

Kept saying he was going to score but I didn't expect him to do that. Was the French kiss of a ludicrous evening

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Would have loved to have signed him. Jed Wallace too.

 

[coaxingstar71]

We should buy the fucking twat. I bet he wouldn't score then!

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

It was a sweet strike tho…

 

[mattbianco1]

3 of those were in last 3 minutes

 

[Kelso]

I was offered 40 to 1, for him to score. I didn’t take it, don’t know who’s the biggest twat, him or me.

 

[PaulHalfway]

Jed Wallace is a decent player at this level
Millwall at BL seem to always score in injury time, very bizarre

 

[Muttley]

That twat Gregory is mentioned more than once. Blade my arse.

 

[Roygbiv]

Coopers League record v United

Played 5
Goals 4
Assists 1


He's a centre half who's only ever scored 15 goals in his entire career

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Coopers League record v United

Played 5
Goals 4
Assists 1


He's a centre half who's only ever scored 15 goals in his entire career

I was thinking about high scoring centre backs the other day.

In 2014-15, Aden Flint scored 14 goals for Bristol City in League One including a hat-trick on the final day of the season.

Fourteen!

Most strikers would be happy with that.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

I was thinking about high scoring centre backs the other day.

In 2014-15, Aden Flint scored 14 goals for Bristol City in League One including a hat-trick on the final day of the season.

Fourteen!

All of our strikers put together would be happy with that.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Tickhill Blade]

I was thinking about high scoring centre backs the other day.

In 2014-15, Aden Flint scored 14 goals for Bristol City in League One including a hat-trick on the final day of the season.

Fourteen!

Most strikers would be happy with that.

Steve Bruce scored 19 goals in all comps in 1990-91, including 13 in 31 games in the old 1st Division

 

[S64 Blade]

The most I recall a centre half scoring with United, in a season, was Shaun Murphy in around 2000. I think he finished the season joint top scorer with David Kelly on 6 or 7.

 

[Badger Blade]

I was thinking about high scoring centre backs the other day.

In 2014-15, Aden Flint scored 14 goals for Bristol City in League One including a hat-trick on the final day of the season.

Fourteen!

Most strikers would be happy with that.

He was one who came to mind, he scored against us in a 3-0 win for Middlesbrough the first season back in the Championship, a game I can recall us being terrible in. Scored the winner in stoppage time at the Lane for Bristol City on Sky and I think he scored at Ashton Gate last day of the season a few years ago. He did score an own goal to give us all 3 points in League One so at least he's done us some good at some point.

Always thought he was half decent and is the sort of big lump we could have done with but his ship's sailed now.

 

[Silent Blade]

The most I recall a centre half scoring with United, in a season, was Shaun Murphy in around 2000. I think he finished the season joint top scorer with David Kelly on 6 or 7.

Eddie Colquhoun scored 6 league goals both in 1969/70 and 1970/71 seasons

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

He was one who came to mind, he scored against us in a 3-0 win for Middlesbrough the first season back in the Championship, a game I can recall us being terrible in.

That was our second season back in the Championship.

In our first season we lost at Middlesbrough 1-0, they scored an own goal in stoppage time but it was disallowed because O'Connell was supposedly offside.

 

[Rodley]

Would have loved to have signed him. Jed Wallace too.

Not sold on Cooper, just a big lump. Thought he was meant to have a bit more finesse, but didn’t see any evidence of that.

 

[Gavlar]

I was offered 40 to 1, for him to score. I didn’t take it, don’t know who’s the biggest twat, him or me.

It’s you .

 

[Snowflake]

I was offered 40 to 1, for him to score. I didn’t take it, don’t know who’s the biggest twat, him or me.

He scored : you didn’t. Does that help you answer the question ?

 

[Cheets]

That one in the 95th minute in 2019 was a right sickener. I thought we'd blown promotion then.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Didn't TK get double figures in the 4th division? He was on pens though!

 

[CPB]

He's prolific..... against us

 

[Leobolly]

Piss Poor - their only threat!..............a serious note the the backroom!,

 

[Bladesman]

Are we that fucking thick that we don't ever think to mark him?

 

[Rufus Smalls]

From giving away a stupid free kick. We do it all the time, it’s doing my fucking nut in !

 

[Ceasefire]

A bad day at the office. We looked knackered today and bereft of ideas at critical times.
Smash the florist on Friday night and all will be well again.

 

[Champagneblade]

Can't believe he was given a free header. Literally towers above everyone.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

I reckon we should strike an agreement with Millwall to give them a 1 goal head start in every game, providing they don't play Cooper against us ever again.