Jake Fucking Cooper

[JackSUFC]

Should just sign the big wanker and let him rot in the reserves.

 

[YoullneverbeatPaulBeesley]

We should buy the fucking twat. I bet he wouldn't score then!

It worked when we signed Oli Fucking Mcburnie

 

[Bladesman]

Should have signed him when JOC got injured. I have said that a dozen times already.

 

[232 Bramall Lane]

He got a free header as they successfully obstructed / fouled our marking defenders.
Naive defending as they had no real threat in a poor match, other than a Set Piece aimed at him.

 

[Weasel]

It was a sucker punch and we fell for it. Today had nil nil written all over it unless one team dropped a bollock. 'Hold my pint for me whilst I get my scrotum out of my trousers' said Sheff Utd...

 

[Gavlar]

He may have scored more against us than anyone else in history?

 

[Toronto Blade]

Well practiced training ground play. A couple of their players grouped together then one knocks over the other our defenders are caught up in the group. Cooper comes in around the back of the pile up for a free header.
Ours often don't beat the first man. We are missing Alan Knill with his set piece training ground plays we should one or two when he returns.

 

[Champagneblade]

Well practiced training ground play. A couple of their players grouped together then one knocks over the other our defenders are caught up in the group. Cooper comes in around the back of the pile up for a free header.
Ours often don't beat the first man. We are missing Alan Knill with his set piece training ground plays we should one or two when he returns.

Aka a foul, albeit a clever one.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Didn't TK get double figures in the 4th division? He was on pens though!

16 although a number of those were pens and he scored a couple of free kicks, one at Wigan early in the season springs to mind.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Todays goal was almost identical to the one he scored against us in our 3-2 win there in September 2018, even same end, albeit from a corner, not a free kick.

 

[Middle Aged Blade]

Can't believe he was given a free header. Literally towers above everyone.

The time he was given, could have drunk a pint, smoked a fag and been for a piss and still got back to get his head on the ball. In fairness, it was a well taken goal, forgetting the blocks and shenanigans in front of him.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

16 although a number of those were pens and he scored a couple of free kicks, one at Wigan early in the season springs to mind.

I seem to remember him having one saved at Mansfield that season, but then I think he ended up getting a late equaliser from open play, albeit from a corner or a free kick.

TK, generally a good penalty taker, for a leftie. Imagine how many Edwards would have got that season if he'd have been on the pens

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

He can fuck off.

 

[1973Blade]

Hopefully we've put that jinx to bed now!

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Hattrick for him at The Den incoming

 

[Yogi]

Completely neutralised today to the point where he was resorting to wrestling players to the ground to try and get on the end of thing giving away fouls and just generally being frustrated

 

[Bladesman]

Kept him quiet today. Finally we decided to mark him after all these years.

 

[jt64]

Kept him quiet today. Finally we decided to mark him after all these years.

I think the simple answer was for me to bet on the Bermondsey Messi to score anytime

 

[Argentinemanager]

I think the simple answer was for me to bet on the Bermondsey Messi to score anytime

I had him as well 14/1, a quid well spent

 

[Wireblade]

I would also like to take some credit for lumping on him to score anytime.

 

[TJ blade]

Kept him quiet today. Finally we decided to mark him after all these years.

Watched him closely today, he's actually a bag of shite, which makes it embarrassing when he scores against us

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Watched him closely today, he's actually a bag of shite, which makes it embarrassing when he scores against us

Yet he still managed to outpace Jebbison near the end.

 

[Frank the tank]

He was having to wrestle his way through the penalty area to get to the not very long throws that couldn't reach him