Incoming? Isaiah Osbourne

[judge]

I remember playing for a 5 a side team called isiah when I asked why I was told that one of the lads girlfriend had one eye higher than the other so they named it after her to wind him up

 

[HoodedClaw]

No, he's not slow.

Won't fit in with us then

 

[shorehamview]

He's been released by Blackpool, a club so desperate for players that they've been linked with Roy of the Rovers, Hot Shot Hamish, Brown Fox the fulsome breasted redskin winger and Billy the Fish.

He must be fucking brilliant if he's not even as good as four of the finest players ever to grace the pitches of the beautiful game.