The Crab
2nd Rate Satirist
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Are they aliens, freemasons or the royal family?
They're everywhere and nowhere. They're everybody and nobody.
They are the DFS sale.
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Are they aliens, freemasons or the royal family?
Secret Pincer Shake Society, thats why you've never heard of them. A Shell Company operating out of Mablethorpe #lizardsjustacoverstory
I think Mitchell is doing a cracking job![]()
What about the The Crabs Union of Nautical Twats?
Or Cunts for short?
You could say that
Seems to me that having started a thread, woodwardfan thinks he is responsible for policing every contribution to it like he is in charge.
It’s a forum and threads will twist and turn as contributors see fit. Sometimes it will stick to the OP and sometimes, perhaps often, it won’t.
But that’s down to who is on line, who has got something to say and the topic.
Starting an an OP doesn’t make you the boss of it. And as for the paranoid shark stuff and picking on people with private messages - very strange.
I'm done Pierre, watching brief and (hopefully) points pertinent to the matter being discussed rather than attempts at "humour"
The guy asked me to put the pm's on here, thats what I did. Judge for yourselves, I know what I think and how they scanned to me. Maybe I'm wrong, fuck knows.
Is he still blaming me? I've blocked him so I can't see what he's on about.
I'm sorry.
Nope, he was having a pop at anyone who didn’t agree with his take on how he has treated you (par for the course, I guess) but now seems to have retreated into “liking” posts that ignore his vile treatment of you (ditto).
I'm a reader more than a poster and it's fair to say I for one would miss your humour.Keep up the good work Crabster.Not going anywhere as such, just viewing mainly, for the best. Thank you, it is a great comfort to know people are in my corner. I need that at the moment.
Well said that man!I'm a reader more than a poster and it's fair to say I for one would miss your humour.Keep up the good work Crabster.
I'm happy for you to publish my p.m. Crab.
I'm not happy how it's been portrayed.
The p.m. was literally a private message to a lad who has depression tendencies to say I regretted the previous day's post and to partially explain why I had posted it.
The content should have been kept private and can be read above for what it is and that's not a 'veiled threat', or a 'Scarborough Warning' or a 'jibe'on Crab's mental state. Far more supportive than that with advice offered about certain 'friends' and their behaviour on social media.
The 'private' element was chosen for obvious reasons ironically, 'picking on him 'being quote the opposite thought, more protecting him.
You’ve finished the community service litter pick early today Steve.Sort of half read this entire thread in the last five minutes whilst sitting in a bumpy mini bus.
I don't get it. I'll try again later, maybe.
Sort of half read this entire thread in the last five minutes whilst sitting in a bumpy mini bus.
I don't get it. I'll try again later, maybe.
I'm a reader more than a poster and it's fair to say I for one would miss your humour.Keep up the good work Crabster.
I'm a reader more than a poster and it's fair to say I for one would miss your humour.Keep up the good work Crabster.
Please do. Particularly the copied 'p.m.' and it's portrayal.
Then maybe cast an eye on' Sharks' in full flow throughout the thread. Anything but the thread topic for those 'predators'. Feed on anything but the topic.
And which part of the topic were you discussing when you targetted another member of this forum Blanche?
Looks like I've picked the right time to ditch Popcorn futures and move into Shovels.
I'm a reader more than a poster and it's fair to say I for one would miss your humour.Keep up the good work Crabster.
I would say Phil Mitchell does a better job than Grant.
I'm not sure how it's possible to tell whether he's doing a good job or not given we don't know how many players he's recommended that we've not got/gone for.
And which part of the topic were you discussing when you targetted another member of this forum Blanche?
You joined the forum in April but Sean hasn't used the 'Blanche jibe' for long enough. Smell a rat, methinks.
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