Is ChrisT Wilder the son of the Footballing Gods?

[SwissBlade]

Is it a coincidence that we have risen again, claiming the title on Easter weekend?

 

[BushBlade]

Is it a coincidence that we have risen again, claiming the title on Easter weekend?

The football gods don't subscribe to monotheism. The clue is in the name.

 

[Sunjihi]

Is it a coincidence that we have risen again, claiming the title on Easter weekend?

 

[SwissBlade]

The football gods don't subscribe to monotheism. The clue is in the name.

For the sake of argument, lets say 'Football God' then

 

[BushBlade]

For the sake of argument, lets say 'Football God' then

He's our manager.

 

[Esablade]

McCabe rolled a stone away down Northampton way and out popped Wilder...and Lo, Jerusalem was built in England's green and dessoed land.

 

[Pierre's PC]

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Your team predictions are better than your Photoshop skills.

 

[Stretch]

Whilst we are on the religious theme how cool is this? The lad Matt Bianco / Arty Bianco on twitter made it. Is it you mattbianco1 ? If so, take a bow son

 

[penthouseblade]

McCabe rolled a stone away down Northampton way and out popped Wilder...and Lo, Jerusalem was built in Sheffield's green and dessoed land.

Slight adjustment........You wouldn't believe this but I actually dreamt last night I was singing the above at Bramall Lane!! How fucking weird is that, I can hardly believe it myself!!!

 

[Esablade]

Slight adjustment........You wouldn't believe this but I actually dreamt last night I was singing the above at Bramall Lane!! How fucking weird is that, I can hardly believe it myself!!!

Cosmic

 

[penthouseblade]

Cosmic

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Cosmic indeed!
Bizarrely I can sort of see it catching on as a song?! That's my contribution to the endless song/chant suggestions anyway!!

 

[DifferentClass]

Nigel Clough was the son of a football god and look what he did for us

 

[SwissBlade]

Nigel Clough was the son of a football god and look what he did for us

Different God, they were the infidels

 

[Fanny magnet]

Chris t wilderbeest

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

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Watch out for blasphemy . Don't push our luck on Easter Sunday .

 

[Snowman]

There are four "Footballing Gods" collectively know as "The Footballing Gods". They are named Kurntt Itabarndoorwiabanjo, who hails from the African federation of deities. Geri Tforad of the European federation. Harold Speccyfoureyedtwat who has been seconded to the Gods from the Refereeing Gods. He was originally on a season long loan but that has had to be extended in the absence of Major Misfortune who is still searching for Simmos penalty ball to be placed in the Gods' museum where the Blades have an impressive exhibit. The final God is Spozi Getz of Israel (sometimes known by the nickname Lucky) who has special responsibility for Blue and White teams.

The Gods are presently in disarray. Some of their power to hold thrall over United has been derived from the energy they receive from interminable fax machine references. There has been a reduction this season and certainly Geri and Spozi are having a difficult time replacing it with references to "Desso". Harold has really been "on one" all season because, left with the responsibility to screw up another SUFC season, he finds he's got three to contend with in the absence of Major and he doesn't think the others have been pulling their weight in helping. At present he's sat in the armchair, feet up with the fat havana sparked up thinking what stunt he can pull against Lucky in't Pigs last game. Have another single malt Harry. Thanks