Is Chris Porter now a Blades Legend?

[jezzablade]

Fate loves a trier. Just look at Peter Crouch. Played loads of games for England, played at the top level for however long, married to a model. Couldn't make it up could ya!

Yeah but he has to listen to her voice everyday it goes straight through me.

 

[blade too long]

you know when youve been

 

[blade too long]

The beard carries us to another win

this is when we get the buzz from the fuzz

 

[Mendi]

he will be a legend soon

 

[Bladesman]

he will be a legend soon

Yeah if he can score more goals.

Porter is another one of those players that scores say 7 or 8 goals in as many games then won't score again for another 10+ games.

Fair play he can put away a penalty but I still am not convinced by him. Perhaps Nigel will start him more often and we might see more goals.

 

[Kenilworth]

 

[Captain]

Porter or Payntor?No brainer?.......CP will score winner against Charlton and become a Blades Legend.

 

[Kenilworth]

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The most interesting thing about that photo, apart from the obvious, is that it appears that Messi has 4 arms.
Now many people believe he is the best player in the world, beyond compare, with only Ronaldo attempting to keep in stride with him - but this number of limbs surely begs the question, "Is he human?"

Think about it - Messi has 6 limbs and has abilities far beyond most of his contemporaries. Does this make him superhuman? Not necessarily. One other viable alternative hypothesis based on the empirical evidence presented to us is that Messi is actually from a different genus, a different taxonomical classification, altogether - With 6 limbs he must be ....... an Insect.
It's the only logical explanation for his extraordinary powers.

Now that got me thinking as well - Could he be a scout insect? Seeking out information about our habits, weaknesses, what makes us tick and feeding it back to the collective hive - a pre cursor, if you like, for an alien invasion?

Maybe the movie, Starship Troopers was not fictional at all.
Maybe it was a prophetic warning of something catastrophic to the human race and Messi is the trigger?

Spooky, huh?

 

[itsinyerblood]

The most interesting thing about that photo, apart from the obvious, is that it appears that Messi has 4 arms.
Now many people believe he is the best player in the world, beyond compare, with only Ronaldo attempting to keep in stride with him - but this number of limbs surely begs the question, "Is he human?"

Think about it - Messi has 6 limbs and has abilities far beyond most of his contemporaries. Does this make him superhuman? Not necessarily. One other viable alternative hypothesis based on the empirical evidence presented to us is that Messi is actually from a different genus, a different taxonomical classification, altogether - With 6 limbs he must be ....... an Insect.
It's the only logical explanation for his extraordinary powers.

Now that got me thinking as well - Could he be a scout insect? Seeking out information about our habits, weaknesses, what makes us tick and feeding it back to the collective hive - a pre cursor, if you like, for an alien invasion?

Maybe the movie, Starship Troopers was not fictional at all.
Maybe it was a prophetic warning of something catastrophic to the human race and Messi is the trigger?

Spooky, huh?

Ken, you not heard of the Indian-Argentinian love Goddess MessiRamah? The number of limbs is in accordance with the quality of Chris Porter tee-shirts worn. Surprised at you mate, thought you'd have known that?

 

[Kenilworth]

Ken, you not heard of the Indian-Argentinian love Goddess MessiRamah? The number of limbs is in accordance with the quality of Chris Porter tee-shirts worn. Surprised at you mate, thought you'd have known that?

Messi is a GIRL!

 

[Pinchy]

The most interesting thing about that photo, apart from the obvious, is that it appears that Messi has 4 arms.
Now many people believe he is the best player in the world, beyond compare, with only Ronaldo attempting to keep in stride with him - but this number of limbs surely begs the question, "Is he human?"

Think about it - Messi has 6 limbs and has abilities far beyond most of his contemporaries. Does this make him superhuman? Not necessarily. One other viable alternative hypothesis based on the empirical evidence presented to us is that Messi is actually from a different genus, a different taxonomical classification, altogether - With 6 limbs he must be ....... an Insect.
It's the only logical explanation for his extraordinary powers.

Now that got me thinking as well - Could he be a scout insect? Seeking out information about our habits, weaknesses, what makes us tick and feeding it back to the collective hive - a pre cursor, if you like, for an alien invasion?

Maybe the movie, Starship Troopers was not fictional at all.
Maybe it was a prophetic warning of something catastrophic to the human race and Messi is the trigger?

Spooky, huh?

Messi is wearing a Chris Porter T-Shirt yet you feel the need to mention his extra upper limbs!!

Some people have no sense of perspective!

I like Chris Porter. I don't him but I do like him. I do Scoogs though.

 

[Kenilworth]

Messi is wearing a Chris Porter T-Shirt yet you feel the need to mention his extra upper limbs!!

What's so unusual about Messi wearing a Chris Porter Tee?
Don't we all have one?




btw. With you on Scougs. Player

 

[Selly]

The most interesting thing about that photo, apart from the obvious, is that it appears that Messi has 4 arms.
Now many people believe he is the best player in the world, beyond compare, with only Ronaldo attempting to keep in stride with him - but this number of limbs surely begs the question, "Is he human?"

Think about it - Messi has 6 limbs and has abilities far beyond most of his contemporaries. Does this make him superhuman? Not necessarily. One other viable alternative hypothesis based on the empirical evidence presented to us is that Messi is actually from a different genus, a different taxonomical classification, altogether - With 6 limbs he must be ....... an Insect.
It's the only logical explanation for his extraordinary powers.

Now that got me thinking as well - Could he be a scout insect? Seeking out information about our habits, weaknesses, what makes us tick and feeding it back to the collective hive - a pre cursor, if you like, for an alien invasion?

Maybe the movie, Starship Troopers was not fictional at all.
Maybe it was a prophetic warning of something catastrophic to the human race and Messi is the trigger?

Spooky, huh?

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords...

 

[gavtheblade]

The thing that strikes me about Porter is his attitude,even in the past 2 seasons previous,is that of a calm an undoubted team player.
Attitudes like that shouldnt be shunned upon,and persistance has prevailed with Chris.He`s ran his bollocks of when he`s played,and apart from now,he`s been second string to other(more prolific they say)strikers;Ched/Blackman/Kitson etc.
Never in his time has he forged a striking partners relationship,but has always been there for ridicule and banter.
But it has come too that he has had a major and serious input to put us where we are at this stage of the season.
Last 8 of the cup,sneaking into the top half with loads of points to get yet.
The blokes earning his wages and getting credit for it.He`d be the first on the teamsheet after Brayford!
Cant knock the bloke.Legend he isnt yet,but a valuble member of an improving squad that need the commitment of a player like his.
Good work Chris.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

He's got to be one of the toughest players mentally we've ever had. He's like Robocop. If he could run, shoot, pass and tackle too, he'd be worth £800m easy.

 

[Bladesman]

The most interesting thing about that photo, apart from the obvious, is that it appears that Messi has 4 arms.
Now many people believe he is the best player in the world, beyond compare, with only Ronaldo attempting to keep in stride with him - but this number of limbs surely begs the question, "Is he human?"

Think about it - Messi has 6 limbs and has abilities far beyond most of his contemporaries. Does this make him superhuman? Not necessarily. One other viable alternative hypothesis based on the empirical evidence presented to us is that Messi is actually from a different genus, a different taxonomical classification, altogether - With 6 limbs he must be ....... an Insect.
It's the only logical explanation for his extraordinary powers.

Now that got me thinking as well - Could he be a scout insect? Seeking out information about our habits, weaknesses, what makes us tick and feeding it back to the collective hive - a pre cursor, if you like, for an alien invasion?

Maybe the movie, Starship Troopers was not fictional at all.
Maybe it was a prophetic warning of something catastrophic to the human race and Messi is the trigger?

Spooky, huh?

Does he not know his own name? Why is it stitched on to his shirt?

 

[GAZBLADE]

For me, Chris Porter is as honest a player you're likely to see. The style in which he plays the game is what Blades find most endearing.
I'm not sure I've ever seen him sprint!! But, that clearly isn't a strong point of his, but his honesty as a player is.
He loves this club and shows a great attitude everytime he plays for us and I for one, 'LOVE CHRIS PORTER!!'
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