How about giving us an idea as to what you want him to say in response to some stupid questions
I recognise that our back four is the basis of the strength of the team. I've had to use 3 at the back to suit the players I have in this squad as I don't have two (fit) full backs with pace and quality that can defend properly, cut out crosses before they are delivered, and use their pace to support the attack - bombing on beyond their midfielder and wreaking havoc in the oppositions defensive third.
I'd like two beasts at Centre half who dominate the aerial battle, at least one of whom has blistering pace for a big lad - both of whom have phenomenal movement at set plays to get on the end of quality delivery and contribute a dozen or more goals to the tally every season.
I don't have dominating, hard nosed, nasty when needed to be, central midfielders who can pick a pass and set the tempo of the game. I want one at least one midfielder who can bomb on beyond the strikers when suitable and get to the edge of the box to slot home a pull back or slam the ball home from 20 yards as the oppo defence struggles to clear our incisive wing play and quality delivery into the box.
I want quality delivery from set pieces, whipped in, not lofted in, with pace so it's nigh on impossible to defend against.
I want string tackling, pressing, winning the ball and shifting It forward with pace and precision.
I want to play with width and pace on either flank, with players beating their man to the by line and clipping or curling a whipped ball into the centre or onto the penalty spot so my strikers can burst into the space and slot home.
I'd like a big un and a speedy little un up top, totally in tune with each other, creating havoc and banging goals in left right and centre. The big lad is brave and hard and wins his aerial battles and when he gets his header on a cross he thumps it past a despairing keeper - the little un anticipates and sees his flick ons and races onto them past the last line of defence and slots 90% of his one on one's with the keeper away.
I want my team to play with passion and verve and a never beaten spirit. I want them to bust a gut for the shirt and be utterly ruthless by putting the opposition to the sword.
I'd like to understand when I should make substitutions to affect the game and not just replace like for like in the hope that something will click by random fortune.
Unfortunately I have these piss poor plodders at my disposal and I have added dross to dross, for which I am truely sorry about.
It's not acceptable and I know we need to do a hell of a lot more to reach the standards I am expecting. I will be making changes and expect this club to go places. I want to harness this huge resource we have, the crowd, the fans of this club can drag us through difficult times and roar us on to victory. I want us to pull together and be united in our common goal of getting this club back to where it should be. 6 fucking years in this division is an insult. It's abject failure on a scale that surpasses even the most ridiculous projections of pitiful mediocrity.
We are going to drag this club by the scruff of its neck and take it forward with guts and balls and determination. We are going to wear red and white fucking stripes and we are going to batter the fucking opposition into the middle of next week.
I will not tolerate mediocrity. I will not accept anything less than total commitment. My players will be fit and hungry and fight for each other. If they are not willing to do this they can fuck off and play golf all day. We want winners here. Never say die attitudes filled with guts, determination, professionalism, and pride.
