International break jokes to keep us amused.

[derfblade.3]

Just heard that Darren Moore is in hospital. He's got a bad side.

 

[Argentinemanager]

Oh Oh thread police on the way here

 

[chesblade]

Players are having a well earned break

 

[Davalon]

When will I become amused?

 

[TJB.]

Oli Burke has had so much to drink on holiday that he could urinate for five people.

That's right. He needs a P45.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

When will I become amused?

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Knock knock

 

[JohnDenver]

Knock knock

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Ma boiiii

 

[JohnDenver]

Ma boiiii

Anyway. Who’s there?

 

[Davalon]

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Post 6 then

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Anyway. Who’s there?

.....Chris

 

[Varkanoid]

Brewster and McBurnie going to score 20 goals a piece this season.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Here's a good one - Liverpool sold Rhian Brewster to some mugs for £23.5 million

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Massive flood in lemonade factory this morning.

Police said ‘over 500 staff Schwepped away..’

I’ve been a father for exactly one year today and my Dad jokes are getting worse by the day.

 

[Blade.com]

Massive flood in lemonade factory this morning.

Police said ‘over 500 staff Schwepped away..’

I’ve been a father for exactly one year today and my Dad jokes are getting worse by the day.

Save that one for your Grandad jokes; they'll love it.

 

[JohnDenver]

.....Chris

Chris who?

 

[benn5712]

Chris who?

Chris Who ton

 

[Blade.com]

Yorkshire couple on holiday in Spain, unpacking and Ethel says " Jud wi forgot Bisto"
"Eh wi "sez Jud.
" Hi, but couple across hallway look English,gu an asked if they've got any Jud".
Knock knock knock , door opens Jud sez; " Estthaanybisto"
"Fxxk off yer Spanish cxxt"

 

[Cheesebored]

Chris Who ton

 

[broomhillblade]

Yorkshire couple on holiday in Spain, unpacking and Ethel says " Jud wi forgot Bisto"
"Eh wi "sez Jud.
" Hi, but couple across hallway look English,gu an asked if they've got any Jud".
Knock knock knock , door opens Jud sez; " Estthaanybisto"
"Fxxk off yer Spanish cxxt"

It works better when Bernard Manning tells it. Probably on YouTube somewhere.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Chris who?

Chrissy Wilder, at the back door, wants to come back in

Chris Who Ton is way better

TAXI

 

[Blade.com]

It works better when Bernard Manning tells it. Probably on YouTube somewhere.

On you tube. 45 second snippet. Spot on.

 

[derfblade.3]

It works better when Bernard Manning tells it. Probably on YouTube somewhere.

Here's Bernard

 

[Bearlie]

Yorkshire couple on holiday in Spain, unpacking and Ethel says " Jud wi forgot Bisto"
"Eh wi "sez Jud.
" Hi, but couple across hallway look English,gu an asked if they've got any Jud".
Knock knock knock , door opens Jud sez; " Estthaanybisto"
"Fxxk off yer Spanish cxxt"

Classic Bernard Manning

 

[Bearlie]

Can some one post his joke about the landlord and a tin of snuff on the Bar ....
Bernard Manning was the best joke teller in the business, not to everyone's taste unfortunately...
He wouldn't even have a career in todays society

 

[derfblade.3]

Baby polar bear says to mummy bear ,"mum am i really a polar bear?" "Of course you are. You were born a polar bear and will always be a polar bear. Go and ask your dad. So baby bear goes to daddy bear and says ,"Dad am i really a polar bear" Daddy says "Of course you are son, you were born a polar bear and will always be one. Why do you keep asking?". "Because i'm fucking freezing" said baby bear!

 

[derfblade.3]

Can some one post his joke about the landlord and a tin of snuff on the Bar ....
Bernard Manning was the best joke teller in the business, not to everyone's taste unfortunately...
He wouldn't even have a career in todays society

Just for you Bearlie.

 

[Chingo]

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

What do you call a rabbit living on a Lincolnshire roundabout?

Uncle Brian's dentist appointments have all been moved to November... Ha ha ha.

Brilliant.