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Nasik Blade

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Well that was probably the worst football show I've ever watched. Starting the highlights with the Pigs before rubbing it in with us as the 2nd set of highlights, the cheap shot at the Blades fan wearing the new away kit in the audience. The huge amount of adverts, the fact they jumped from Championship to Lge 1 and back again, the audience made up of complete dooche bags, the fact they asked a member of the audience a question then didn't have a mic on him to hear the answer! Martin Allen enough said. Guest pundit that world class centre back Adam Virgo.

A complete car crash of a program.
 

Not seen it but Twitter has gone into melt down about how bad it was.

What is so difficult about producing these shows? Sky has been covering the FL in full excellently now for about 20 years but now we have had ITV followed by BBC and now Ch 5 not getting it.

It can't be all about money as ch 5 produce an excellent Cricket highlights show, why do they need all these gimmicks?
 
I would rather have an entire fucking 90 mins of nothing but Mark Clemmitt and Steve Claridge yapping than that utter pile of tosswank I've just witnessed. Those presenters are diabolical and that 'audience' I'm pretty sure was dragged off the street. Not to mention the stupid running order.

Switched off after 20 mins, I'm only sorry it took me that long. Never again.
 
Why didn't they have seats? Looked so cheap and make-shift it was unbelievable.

Fucking stick on league tables, you're having a laugh.

Channel 5 non-football-watching-cunts trying to emulate the Top Gear format.

I love how completely disconnected and non-sequitar it is.

Just have one hour of the fucking highlights, you cunts.

pommpey
 
Set the tone completely with the start of the programme, the dick in the blue suit and trying to be "funny" about our away shirt - which is better than so many they could have picked on in recent times.
 
Set the tone completely with the start of the programme, the dick in the blue suit and trying to be "funny" about our away shirt - which is better than so many they could have picked on in recent times.

Yep couldn't believe that twat, picking on the lad in the audience was a joke typical channel 5. Goals express for me next time.
 
Well thank fuck we can't get C5 over here then , so .
Have to rely on the excellent Twitter updates on S 2 , oh and the shout box on match days !!!!!!
 
Ho hum. I expected it to be crap and it was. The stuff about the shirt I had no issue with in terms of it insulting my football club. It was not just not very funny in a comical sense.

I could not care less about what the highlights package looks like to be honest. I fast forward all the talking and just watch the goals normally. Would not matter if it was channel 1,2,3,4 or 45.

I am more concerned about why our keeper who is 6 foot + and 8 foot + with arms cannot get to the ball before a a striker and then weakly collapses to the floor amidst punching it off a striker into the net, and why we cannot clear a routine set play and then why our centre back heads into his own goal unopposed and why we let a winger run in under no pressure to shoot.
 
A very strange programme, this. For a 'national' programme, it could have been scripted by Wednesday. Biggest match in the Championship? Blackburn-Wolves? Charlton-QPR? Bolton-Derby? Nah. Sheffield fucking Wednesday in extended highlights at home to Bristol. Had enough Wednesday-love? No? Let's go over to smug bastard Michael Vaughan droning on about his blue 'Wednesday' suit and a sly dig at United. Still not getting it? Let's have the 'presenter' with a Blades away shirt in his hand for some reason taking the piss out of it. Oh look! There's a guy in the audience wearing said shirt! Let's take the piss! And, just in case you still haven't got the drift, second match up is some obscure tussle at Gillingham. Finally, let's have a league table (obviously knocked up by somebody who is Care in the Community) where the top team in Div. 1 is...Gillingham! Yes, that's because they won 4-0. But the hits keep on coming! Just guess who is bottom of the table? I'll give you a clue. They lost 4-0...

I thought that anything could be better than TFLS. You don't wait up until after midnight to see a) The away team's coach arriving b) That cunt Clem doing his 'Churchill nodding dog' act and c) post-match 'The boys done well'-style interviews. You just want the goals/highlights. It really is that obvious. (like United needing CBs).

This new programme, with it's bizarre flipping from one league to the next (because they know most people would turn off after showing the higher leagues first), it's yoofy studio audience, it's utter amateurism and the now-ubiquitous female presenter (nice legs & tits, awful face) fails to improve on TFLS.
 
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