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Now if they go down on the same day as we go up then well i have no idea if i will actually be able to handle the joy.
That means it will have to before the last day of the championship season with it ending a wkk later than league one.
 



What if they go down and we go up and overtake them again. Double celebration!
I'd probably turn up on the town hall steps to watch the trophy being held aloft.
I think they should parade the balance sheet as well though just for Raul's benefit ;)

If that does happen then Sheffield Council would cancel the Civic reception for the Blades as it would be really unfair on the MASSIVE to rub their snouts in it.
 
Although I would be happy going up from second just to get out of this league I do think that finishing anywhere but top would feel like some sort of failure.
 
I would get insanely drunk & annoy my piggish brother. And annoy him lots if the unclean get relegated.
 
I would get insanely drunk & annoy my piggish brother. And annoy him lots if the unclean get relegated.
 
What if they go down and we go up and overtake them again. Double celebration!
I'd probably turn up on the town hall steps to watch the trophy being held aloft.
I think they should parade the balance sheet as well though just for Raul's benefit ;)

If that happens I will, definitely, bare my arse on the town hall steps.

:D

UTB
 
I can't believe you lot, this will have been copy and pasted on pigs forums and they will be getting ready for a day of laughter and celebration if we don't go up. I couldn't possibly tempt fate!
 
I don't think it's tempting fate - it's just saying what you would do if we did.

Me - I would be out and getting pissed. I don't care what league we're in, a promotion is something to celebrate and you might aswell enjoy it while you can. We've been promoted once since I started going when I was 4/5, but I've seen us relegated twice and lose 3 finals. I will bloody well enjoy the promotions when they come along whether it be this season, next season or the season after!
 
I don't think it's tempting fate - it's just saying what you would do if we did.

Me - I would be out and getting pissed. I don't care what league we're in, a promotion is something to celebrate and you might aswell enjoy it while you can. We've been promoted once since I started going when I was 4/5, but I've seen us relegated twice and lose 3 finals. I will bloody well enjoy the promotions when they come along whether it be this season, next season or the season after!

Shouldn't that be 4 finals we've lost in the last 20 years? Palace, Wolves, Burnley and Huddersfield.
 
Shouldn't that be 4 finals we've lost in the last 20 years? Palace, Wolves, Burnley and Huddersfield.

So it is! I was only 8 when we lost to Palace so it didn't hurt like the others, but it's still another reason to celebrate the hell out of any promotion :)
 
Not much at all to be honest. Although i'd be more relieved at getting out of this shit league, it's not what i'd call a massive accomplishment. We won't have won promotion to the premierleague or qualified for Europe. And sorry to be so glass half empty, but let's face it, without serious investment in the squad we'll be whipping boys in the Championship next season.


Unless we get promoted out of this league we can't do any of those things, so surely a step in the right direction must be worth some celebration
 
winning promotion back to the championship ispreferable to staying here in div one, but celebrating it , no , its just the start of a journey
 
Some of us didn't think it beneath us to celebrate winning the fourth division title. Winning the third division is one better and would also complete the set.
 
Some of us didn't think it beneath us to celebrate winning the fourth division title. Winning the third division is one better and would also complete the set.
And boy did we celebrate it , would'nt mind but was on the batter all night friday , walked home to Halfway , after being in the limit with a bird , got up to get dressed { freddie starr's hitler costume , along with wellie's } on early coach up , then on the rip again all day satdi , then back to cliffe were we had a boozer booked , nowadays struggle to last till closing time . UTB.
 



What I would do is, go to school at just start going to a swindon fan "who won the league, who, who? yeah thats right SUFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
What I would do is, go to school at just start going to a swindon fan "who won the league, who, who? yeah thats right SUFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sadly this sort of behaviour is frowned upon at my place of work...

I consider it one of life's little jokes that SUFC were the source of much ribbing during my school years, mainly from grunters, and yet once we had a period of dominance, I was apparently not showing good grace to mention this to my SWFC supporting colleagues...
 
If we win the league, how much will you celebrate?
Id savour the moment,take it with both hands and revel in every second of joy.
Winning something would mean the world to me and to many other blades as well.
Theres a lot of doom and gloom out there in life,and it would be a breath of fresh air and a big positive in peoples lives to celebrate a promotion.
I want the open bus parade,the fucking lot.
 
And boy did we celebrate it , would'nt mind but was on the batter all night friday , walked home to Halfway , after being in the limit with a bird , got up to get dressed { freddie starr's hitler costume , along with wellie's } on early coach up , then on the rip again all day satdi , then back to cliffe were we had a boozer booked , nowadays struggle to last till closing time . UTB.

Dublin, I might be a silly owd fucker at times and my fading memory often plays tricks on me in the late summer of my life but....................................................me and some mates from Grenoside were coming back from the Darlington game in a large box van.
We gave a lift back to Sheffield to a young lad in a Freddie Starr Hitler costume who spent most of the journey waving at passing traffic and giving the nazi salute.
Absolutely hilarious and even the coppers who stopped us on the A1 had to laugh at this guy.
It wasn't you by any chance was it?
 
Dublin, I might be a silly owd fucker at times and my fading memory often plays tricks on me in the late summer of my life but....................................................me and some mates from Grenoside were coming back from the Darlington game in a large box van.
We gave a lift back to Sheffield to a young lad in a Freddie Starr Hitler costume who spent most of the journey waving at passing traffic and giving the nazi salute.
Absolutely hilarious and even the coppers who stopped us on the A1 had to laugh at this guy.
It wasn't you by any chance was it?
Afraid not Blackheath I was on Herman's coach along with a few ''lads'' from Killamarsh , and '' Heeley bottom '' , well bottom of east bank road , we lost a couple of M.I.A' s ;) if you not I mean what with them Boro boys showing up , me mate had his '' Halfway Blades '' union jack taken off him by said Boro boys , I was on the pitch strutting around but not givin the nazi salute , coppers checked my iron cross , but it was only cardboard covered in tin foil. Oh happy days , not many following the Blades but would we have it any other way . UTB
 
Highbury, should the need arise for such celebrations, I have a small stash of Cohiba's tucked away for such occasions which i'd be only too happy to share.
You did read all of Highbury_Blade's plans, right? Sure you want to be sharing a cigar with him at that moment?

I'd definitely delve into the whisky stash I've got; I'd also remind Ollessendro that I'd called it right when half cut at Oxford. Finally, I'd thank the footballing gods that they'd spared us another play off defeat.
 
Afraid not Blackheath I was on Herman's coach along with a few ''lads'' from Killamarsh , and '' Heeley bottom '' , well bottom of east bank road , we lost a couple of M.I.A' s ;) if you not I mean what with them Boro boys showing up , me mate had his '' Halfway Blades '' union jack taken off him by said Boro boys , I was on the pitch strutting around but not givin the nazi salute , coppers checked my iron cross , but it was only cardboard covered in tin foil. Oh happy days , not many following the Blades but would we have it any other way . UTB

Ok fella, it sounds as though you too, had quite a day. Wouldn't that have been "a moment" if it had've been you? Nevertheless, along with a few more of us old uns on here, Darlington on 15 May 1982 will always remain one of the finest days i'll ever spend watching United.
 



It's like that poem by Rudyard Kipling - If.

If you do X, Y and Z, Bob's your uncle.
 

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