If you had to boing a sausage off a player's forehead what type of sausage would you use and why?

[knowsnowt]

Personally I'd use a bit of black pudding, which technically is a form of sausage though probably not classed as one by many people. The reason being is I don't like black pudding so I wouldn't be wasting sausages I like.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Paul Coutts.

 

[knowsnowt]

Paul Coutts.

Y tho?

 

[6yearsncounting]

???????

Didn't know kids were on holiday again.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

A tin of hot dogs off of Nyron Nosworthys forehead, if only to guess in which direction it would fly.

 

[Rodley]

Bratwurst

 

[knowsnowt]

???????

Didn't know kids were on holiday again.

Huh? It's national boing a sausage off a bonce week. All schools are closed.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Bratwurst definitely

 

[Dnblade]

A Cumberland ofcourse...works everytime.

 

[whinnie the chew]

Uncooked hotdog, it would wobble.

 

[BLADES1988]

Id chuck a Quorn sausage at Collin Quaner and shout yerbloodyvegetableist.

 

[Aston max]

Mine off that Birds head that played for England on sky sports ,with a bit of luck she would be yawning

 

[super_pig]

Personally I'd use a bit of black pudding, which technically is a form of sausage though probably not classed as one by many people. The reason being is I don't like black pudding so I wouldn't be wasting sausages I like.

you're quite mad. i've started to regard your posts with some affection

 

[super_pig]

Y tho?

it's the answer to everything

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Y tho?

Because he is always man of the match, obvs.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I would boing this sausage

 

[Hartley Hare]

I would boing a toulouse sausage off an opposition players head.

In the hope that this would cause his team "to lose".

Tee hee.

HH

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

I would commission a special international break sausage to totally numb the player`s head.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Let’s ask some experts:

Brian?

“Tha what pal? Boing a whatta off a whatta? Thaz gotta be joking ant tha? Can tha see Warney doing that? Can tha? I can’t! Never in a month o Sunday’s a cant! What’s tha think Rob?”

Mark?

“You know what ar fink yeah? Ar fink If Mr Chansiri were serious abart it yeah? I think he could boing his Thai chipolata off Jos”s moustache right? But not off his forehead yeah?”

Brian?

“Good evening Mike and I’d just like to say first of all what a wonderful job you’re doing since you came to Radio Sheffield from Ipswich. I really do think so, no really, I do, Mike. Nowthen, boinging sausages...I’m going to tell you something now Mike and some of the Blades fans might not like this but it’s absolutely true...the best boinger of sausages ever to pull on a football shirt in this city...do you know who it was Mike? Shall I tell you? and I’m going back 40 years now Mike. It wasn’t a Blades player Mike, that’s a clue. It was Graham “Chopper” Pugh. Yes, Graham Pugh of Sheffield Wednesday. That lad could boing a sausage like no one else ever to play in this city. They didn’t call him “Chopper” Pugh for nothing. Believe you me Mike”

 

[DifferentClass]

Mine off that Birds head that played for England on sky sports ,with a bit of luck she would be yawning

Given the preferences of many England womens' players I don't think that'd go down well

 

[stringjunior]

Let’s ask some experts:

Brian?

“Tha what pal? Boing a whatta off a whatta? Thaz gotta be joking ant tha? Can tha see Warney doing that? Can tha? I can’t! Never in a month o Sunday’s a cant! What’s tha think Rob?”

Mark?

“You know what ar fink yeah? Ar fink If Mr Chansiri were serious abart it yeah? I think he could boing his Thai chipolata off Jos”s moustache right? But not off his forehead yeah?”

Brian?

“Good evening Mike and I’d just like to say first of all what a wonderful job you’re doing since you came to Radio Sheffield from Ipswich. I really do think so, no really, I do, Mike. Nowthen, boinging sausages...I’m going to tell you something now Mike and some of the Blades fans might not like this but it’s absolutely true...the best boinger of sausages ever to pull on a football shirt in this city...do you know who it was Mike? Shall I tell you? and I’m going back 40 years now Mike. It wasn’t a Blades player Mike, that’s a clue. It was Graham “Chopper” Pugh. Yes, Graham Pugh of Sheffield Wednesday. That lad could boing a sausage like no one else ever to play in this city. They didn’t call him “Chopper” Pugh for nothing. Believe you me Mike”

Many, many likes sir

 

[McGrath]

I'd like to boing a Sausage Dog who has just eaten a large and exteremly hot Vindaloo off the head of most of the players who were in Championship relegation squad

 

[Snowman]

An Andouillette. Once purchased in France by an ignorant young lad. Never ever forgotten. I hope the remains of it are still not in the vase behind the curtains in the restaurant. Read and marvel at the culinary barbarity of our continental cousins. Why? Just read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette

 

[Bill Johnson]

An Andouillette. Once purchased in France by an ignorant young lad. Never ever forgotten. I hope the remains of it are still not in the vase behind the curtains in the restaurant. Read and marvel at the culinary barbarity of our continental cousins. Why? Just read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette

And some oppose Brexit.!!!

 

[super_pig]

I would boing this sausage
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ha ha.. superb mate .. superb

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

i would boing this hot dog!

 

[knowsnowt]

Some tasty replies!
SAUSAGE FOREHEAD YUMMINESS! FOR SURE ! ! !
Question is though could JOC head a brickwurst?

 

[Sean Thornton]

An Andouillette. Once purchased in France by an ignorant young lad. Never ever forgotten. I hope the remains of it are still not in the vase behind the curtains in the restaurant. Read and marvel at the culinary barbarity of our continental cousins. Why? Just read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette

Attracted by the odour, the first male French customer after you will have used it to rub under his armpits .......

 

[Tezza1889]

Didn’t bother David Pleat when somebody threw a Cumberland at his head, he used it to mask his bald patch for years..

 

[diode_blade]

"Hav anyvon seeenz si soousaggge wiv zi picture of zi fallen madonna wi zi big booooobies"