If you caught Ebanks-Landell in bed with your missus.......

[CarlingBlade]

What would you do?

As Ricky Hatton says "He's the sort of bloke you'd make him a coco and tuck him in"

 

[Grecian2000]

Ask him if I can join in.

 

[Bartyblade]

Send Ched a text?

 

[BladeInIreland]

check on here for roys view from

 

[GroovyBrad]

Send Ched a text?

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Brilliant! Have a like.

 

[Treeton Blade]

Ask him to leave by the fire escape?

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

 

[itsinyerblood]

You'd ask if he'd kept a clean sheet?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I'd tell him not to dribble in the box.

 

[BLADES1988]

Id give him my mums number

 

[Ricky]

Just make sure she wasn't too drunk to consent.

 

[axel smeets]

Get on all fours.

 

[JohnDenver]

I'd tell him Deadbat thinks he's shite.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Say, "sorry to disturb you sir, please carry on" and then meekly walk back out.

 

[elgoog44]

just shout down if you want a cuppa bring up..

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

Call pizza hut

 

[Boxer Blade]

I'd ask him if he was cummin to join us

 

[blade too long]

Id give him a card for specsavers

 

[BushBlade]

Tell him to get a blood test.

 

[nopigfansintown]

Feel inadequate

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'd wonder who the woman was

 

[nopigfansintown]

Hopefully realise there's plenty of other fish in the sea (not just EEL).

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Get him to put her ashes back in the plant pot on the patio.

 

[PokerBlade]

I'd think one of us needs to raise his standards.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Mines Thai,he`d get a suprise when he went south of the belly button.

 

[Damski]

I'd chin the bastard.

Obviously it wouldn't leave a mark on him, and he'd catch my fist as I'm pulling back. He'd laugh as he crushed my hand into dust.

I'd be grateful, to be honest.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I'd have a word with Karim Benzema, see if we can concoct some sort of honey trap video sting that means he has to sign for us. Sort of thing that probably got Hammond his year option!

 

[derfblade]

Give him a big kiss and say......"Take the fucker with you". (Glad she doesn't read S2)!

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Make a eel sandwich