If we lose to the filth?

[knowsnowt]

I'm not advocating violence against the opposition in any way shape or form btw. That's for utter ninnies.
I've tried my best to cover all bases with the options. Apologies if you're likely personal reaction isn't there. You could always add it as a comment.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Small Mendonca]

Probably punch some kidneys and throw bricks at kids.

 

[Harry's Game]

I'll wrestle a box of flares off Tyler Durden and throw them at any orphans I see.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Calling in sick, turning my phone off, drawing the curtains and not speaking to any fucker for at least a week.

 

[Isar]

Something really boring like go out for a run in the woods.

 

[Rodley]

Smash the f**king lot up is the famous quote.

 

[BigBed]

Before another minute passes, I think you should go for a walk in the woods with a short rope, find a nice high tree, climb it, tie one end of the rope to a branch, the other end around your neck, and ask yourself "why would I even suggest we could lose to the filth!?" Especially as its CW's most important match EVER! And on his birthday, and I can't see any of the team, not pulling everything out of the bag to win this, the best birthday present he could wish for! Oh, and then jump!

 

[blader]

Totally honest? Be very disappointed for a couple of hours and then have some tea and a beer and get over it, realising there's more to life than football!

It will hurt a lot less if they are still below us despite beating us too, it is situation depending.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

All irrelevant.

 

[Ricky]

Throw bottles of piss at a few cancer children and spit at old disabled Muslim women.

 

[Robby Blade]

If we lose to that fucking lot I'm not going fishing again.

 

[spongebobblade]

Where's the "punch a pig in the kidneys" option?

 

[DronnieBlade]

Gars and Claret at the ready.

We won't lose.

UTB

 

[don240]

 

[ourbob]

Wash your mouth out with soap.

Or.

It's only 22 grown men kicking a ball around.

The wife.

 

[WILLIAM H BONNEY]

I'm not advocating violence against the opposition in any way shape or form btw. That's for utter ninnies.
I've tried my best to cover all bases with the options. Apologies if you're likely personal reaction isn't there. You could always add it as a comment.

just go out and get pissed and forget about it,that's what i will do

 

[Bladebri]

Take it on the chin, or should I say somebody will

 

[Jon Bon II]

Throw bottles of piss at a few cancer children and spit at old disabled Muslim women.

No, the question was, 'What will you do if we lose to the filth?' not 'What do you normally do on a Friday night?'

 

[Plymouthblade]

Love the standings but it won't determine our season UTB

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Throw bottles of piss at a few cancer children and spit at old disabled Muslim women.

I do that when we win or draw. So we'll be covering all bases between us.

 

[FTPE]

I had the week off school when we lost when I was a kid.
Guess I'm a bad loser, but who the hell wants to be a "good one"?

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

I'll continue to not eat Tuna

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

None of the above, but MUCH better poll options than we usually get !

 

[Rob86]

Probably blame the ref for every decision he didn't give us leading to their goal(s) no matter how far back the play was. Call them cheating cunts for every free kick they won. Every non-Sheffield football fan I know at work is routing for us anyway (because pigs are going to walk the league) so come Monday I won't care.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Don't mind losing if they're the better team on the day and deserve it

BUT if we outplay them and they win with a hotly disputed penalty, whilst we had 2 goals wrongly ruled out for offside
THEN `I won't be happy and it will bother me for weeks.

 

[Rodley]

Redouble my efforts to find the exit for "The Tunnel"

 

[Jehovah]

Wish my life away till 13/01/18

 

[Snowman]

I will be mildly irritated.

 

[Blade56]

I honestly don't like derby games. Great when they're over and we've won but I can't stand watching them and the possibility we might lose.